My Name Is Bruce English Subtitles

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{2087}{2195}Bull's-eye, yeah.
{2199}{2261}Here, have a swig, man.|- No, it's okay. Thanks.
{2265}{2319}Come on, it's just beer, you pussy,|have a drink.
{2323}{2429}All right, fine.
{2475}{2583}I love beer.|- Yeah, I can tell.
{2602}{2691}I thought I told you to ditch|all this monster movie crap.
{2695}{2765}What's wrong with it?|- Jesus, Jeff.
{2769}{2801}When are you gonna grow up?
{2805}{2834}Getting you laid is hard enough
{2838}{2925}without having to explain|the whole Bruce Campbell factor.
{2929}{3009}What's wrong with Bruce Campbell?
{3013}{3057}Death of the Dead?
{3061}{3126}Maniac Cop?
{3130}{3236}Moonwarp?
{3271}{3357}Bruce Campbell is the greatest actor|of his generation!
{3361}{3409}Man with the Screaming Brain.
{3413}{3439}Alien Apocalypse.
{3443}{3504}Oh, here's a good one, Cave Alien.
{3508}{3541}That is a good one!
{3545}{3601}Yeah, "Bruce Campbell is|Lieutenant Jack Stryker,
{3605}{3707}"a rogue clone warrior and mankind's|last hope against the deadly cave aliens. "
{3711}{3750}Yeah. So?
{3754}{3843}Dude, forget thumbs, Ebert wouldn't|wipe his crack with this trash.
{3847}{3872}Get out of the car.
{3876}{3936}What?|- You don't like Bruce, you walk!
{3940}{4005}Hey, take it easy, man.
{4009}{4073}Besides, I kind of liked Bubba Ho-tep.
{4077}{4134}Everyone liked Bubba Ho-tep!
{4138}{4226}Calm down.
{4230}{4309}Okay. All right, fine.
{4313}{4419}Now, can we please go get laid?|- All right.
{5177}{5285}Holy shit.
{5332}{5368}Boo!
{5372}{5394}Dick!
{5398}{5463}Dude,|just fucking with you. Come on.
{5467}{5573}What the hell?
{6029}{6093}You scream like a girl.
{6097}{6143}Jeff, Little Debbie.
{6147}{6173}Hey.