My Girl English Subtitles

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I was born jaundiced.

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Once I sat on a toilet seat
at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids.

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I've learned to live with a chicken bone
lodged in my throat for three years.

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So I knew dad would be devastated
when he learned my latest affliction.

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Dad, I don't want
to upset you...

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but my left breast is developing
significantly faster than my right.

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It can only mean one thing: Cancer.

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I'm dying.

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Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise