Mulaney - First Season English Subtitles

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No one ever asked me my
opinion when I was a little kid.

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No one cared what I thought.

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Sometimes people would say,

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"what do you think you're doing?"

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But that just meant "stop."

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They didn't actually want
to know my thought process.

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They didn't want me to be like,

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"well, I was gonna put this bottle rocket

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"into this carton of eggs

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