Mr. & Mrs. Smith English Subtitles

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{948}{1015}OK, I'll go first. Um...
{1017}{1084}Let me say,|we don't really need to be here.
{1105}{1155}See, we've been married five years.
{1157}{1221}- Six.|- Five, six years.
{1223}{1306}And this is like a check-up for us.
{1308}{1452}A chance to poke around the engine,|maybe change the oil.
{1454}{1544}- Replace a seal or two.|- Yeah, that's it.
{1575}{1633}Very well, then.|Let's pop the hood.
{1667}{1737}On a scale of one to ten,|how happy are you as a couple?
{1739}{1794}- Eight.|- Wait.
{1796}{1902}Ten being perfectly happy|and one being totally miserable, or...
{1904}{2000}- Just respond instinctively.|- OK.
{2002}{2038}- Ready?|- Ready.
{2040}{2074}Eight.
{2147}{2210}How often do you have sex?
{2212}{2283}I don't understand the question.
{2285}{2356}Yeah, I'm lost.|Is this a one to ten thing?
{2358}{2457}But, because, is, like, one very little,|or is one nothing? Because...
{2459}{2565}You know, tech... technically speaking,|the zero would be nothing.
{2567}{2638}That's right. And if we don't know|what one is, what's ten?
{2640}{2779}Yeah, cos ten's... kinda like... constant...
{2781}{2883}- Unrelenting...|- Not stopping for, like...
{2885}{2953}Nothing to eat.
{2984}{3030}Like Sting.
{3032}{3127}But look at Sting's day job. Who else|has 60 hours a week to put in the sack?
{3129}{3254}It's not a one to ten scenario. It's a basic|question: How often do you have sex?
{3426}{3482}How about this week?
{3567}{3637}- Including the weekend?|- Sure.
{3773}{3838}Describe how you first met.
{3840}{3935}- It was in... it was in Colombia.|- Bogotá.
{3937}{3988}Five years ago.
{3990}{4030}Six.
{4032}{4106}Right. Five or six years ago.
{4463}{4533}...todas las habitaciones. ¡Todas!
{4535}{4575}Hey. ¿ Qué pasa?
{4689}{4782}Vamos, muchachos.|Registren los elevadores y los escalones.
{4939}{4984}¿Anda solo?
{5070}{5113}¡Papeles!
{5115}{5149}Señora...

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{308}{358}Jane...
{2037}{2087}Madame.
{2106}{2187}Thought of a number of lines|for this moment.
{2189}{2307}"Thought I'd just drop in."|"Hey, doll, thanks for giving me the shaft."
{2309}{2396}Nice. So what did you decide?
{2415}{2468}I want a divorce.
{2482}{2581}I like it. You proposed to me here,|so it has agreeable symmetry.
{2583}{2632}Coat, sir?
{2663}{2723}- May I sit?|- No.
{3088}{3160}- Champagne, sir?|- No, champagne's for celebrating.
{3162}{3247}- I'll have a martini.|- I'm fine, thank you.
{3345}{3428}- I like the dress.|- I'm in mourning.
{3430}{3505}You should wear it more often.
{3528}{3601}So what do you want, John?
{3603}{3673}We have an unusual problem, Jane.
{3696}{3809}You obviously want me dead, and I'm|less and less concerned of your wellbeing.
{3811}{3869}So what do we do?
{3894}{3976}Do we shoot it out here?|Hope for the best?
{3978}{4091}Well, that would be a shame, because they'd|probably ask me to leave once you're dead.
{4191}{4251}Dance with me.
{4294}{4378}- You don't dance.|- That was just part of my cover, sweetheart.
{4380}{4438}Was sloth part of it too?
{4516}{4565}Ow!
{4626}{4676}You think this story|will have a happy ending?
{4678}{4763}Happy endings are just|stories that haven't finished yet.
{5282}{5334}Satisfied?
{5336}{5394}Not for years.
{5561}{5626}It's all John, sweetheart.
{6049}{6136}Why is it you think we failed?|Cos we were leading separate lives?
{6138}{6268}- Or was it all the lying that did us in?|- I have a theory. Newly formed.
{6270}{6340}- I'm breathless to hear it.|- You killed us.
{6342}{6392}Provocative.
{6418}{6533}You approached our marriage like ajob,|to be reconned, planned and executed.
{6535}{6652}- And you avoided it.|- What do you care, if I was just a cover?
{6654}{6731}Who said you were just a cover?
{6733}{6815}- Wasn't I?|- And wasn't I?
{6970}{7043}I have to... Excuse me.
{7045}{7110}No exits up there, Jane.
{7197}{7265}Be cold, John.|She's a liar.