Monty Python's Flying Circus English Subtitles

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Good evening.

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Hello again, and welcome to the show.

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Tonight we continue
to look at some famous deaths.

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Tonight we start
with the wonderful death

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of Genghis Khan,
conqueror of India.

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Take it away, Genghis.

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Ah!

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It's--

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Ah, good afternoon.

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Afternoon.

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Ah, lovely day, isn't it?
Arr. It is that.

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Are you here on holiday or...?

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No, no, I live here.
Oh, hah, jolly good.

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I-- I say, uh, those--

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Those are sheep, aren't they?
Arr.

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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The larch.

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The larch.

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Mr. Larch, you have heard the case
for the prosecution.

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Is there anything you wish to say
before I pass sentence?

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Well, I'd just like to say, my lord,
that I've got a family,

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a wife and six kids,

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and I hope very much you don't
have to take away my freedom,

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It's--

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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Well, hello there again,
ladies and gentlemen.

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At this time we'd like to up the tempo
a little, change the mood.

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We've got a number requested
by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin,

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and old Spotty, Tarquin's mother.

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It's a little number
specially written

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Oh, good. That'll be the vet, dear.
I'd better go and let him in.

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It's the vet, dear.

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Oh, very glad indeed
you could come round, sir.

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Not at all. Now what seems to be
the problem? You can tell me.

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I'm a vet, you know.
See? Tell him, dear.

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Well--
It's our cat.

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He doesn't do anything. He just

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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I thought you did that so well,
Mr. Figgis.

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Could I have your autograph?

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Certainly, yes. Hm.

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Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin,
Liszt, Brahms, panties--

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I'm sorry.

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Schumann, Schubert,
Mendelssohn and Bach.

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Names that will live forever.

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"It's."

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"It's."

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"It's"!

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No, no. It's.

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It's.

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Good evening. Tonight we're going
to take a hard, tough,

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abrasive look at camel spotting.

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Hello.

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Ah!

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Speaking as a public-opinion poll,

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I've had enough
of the permissive society.

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I haven't had enough
of the permissive society.

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I would not appear in a frontal
nude scene unless it was valid.

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In 1943, British army officers
working deep behind enemy lines

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carried out one of the
most dangerous and heroic raids

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Fine.

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ORGY-

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And now for something
completely different:

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A man with a tape recorder
up his nose.

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And now for something
completely different:

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The office of Sir George Head,
O,B,E,.

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Next, please.

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Well, where is he?

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Ooh.

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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It's from the BBC.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Well, it's acting, isn't it?
Yes.

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It's... Ah!

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Have you finished in there yet?

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Dear sir, I object strongly
to the obvious lavatorial turn

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this show has already taken.

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Why do we never hear about
the good things in Britain,

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like Mary Bignall's
wonderful jump in 1964?

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Yours et cetera, Ken Voyeur.

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Dear sir, I object strongly
to the obvious athletic turn

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Hey, did you see that?

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Hm?

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Did you see somebody
go past the window?

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What?

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Somebody just went
past the window.

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That way.

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It's...

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There will now be a
short intermission.

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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There will now be
a medium-sized intermission.

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Not bad for a starter, but now perhaps
something a little more savoury.

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Ooh, I don't like this.
Ooh, I don't like that.

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Oh, I don't think much to all this.
Oh, fancy using that wallpaper.

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Fancy using mustard. Ooh, is that
a proper one? Ooh, it's not real.

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