Monty Python's Flying Circus English Subtitles

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[BREATHING HEAVILY
AND COUGHING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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It's...

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ANNOUNCER:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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Good evening.

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[PIG SQUEALING]

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[PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC]

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[PANTING]

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[FOOTSTEPS]

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[HEAVY DOOR SLAMS]

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[PANTING CONTINUES]

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[METAL OBJECTS CLATTERING]

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[PIG SQUEALS]

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It's--

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪♪♪]

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[SHEEP BLEATING]

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[OWL HOOTING IN DISTANCE]

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[PANTING]

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[ANIMALS GROWLING]

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It's...

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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NARRATOR

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NARRATOR:
The larch.

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The larch.

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Mr. Larch, you have heard the case
for the prosecution.

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[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[PANTING]

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It's--

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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[SINGING TO THE TUNE
OF "JERUSALEM"]

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And did those teeth in ancient time

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Walk upon England's
Mountains green?

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[PANTING]

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It's...

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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[CAR APPROACHING
AND DOOR SHUTS]

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Oh, good. That'll be the vet, dear.
I'd better go and let him in.

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It's the vet, dear.

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Oh, very glad indeed
you could come round, sir.

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Not at all. Now what seems to be
the problem? You can tell me.

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[RINGING]

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[SPEEDED UP PANTING]

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It's...

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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I thought you did that so well,
Mr. Figgis.

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Could I have your autograph?

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FIGGIS:
Certainly, yes. Hm.

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[BUZZING]

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[PANTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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MAN [IN VOICEOVER]:
"It's."

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"It's."

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MEN:
"It's"!

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MAN:
No, no. It's.

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It's.

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It's...

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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[GLASS CLINKS]

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[SLURPS]

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Ah!

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[HUMMING]

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It's...

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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Speaking as a public-opinion poll,

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I've had enough
of the permissive society.

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[MAN PANTING]

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It's...

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[GUITAR AND CASTANETS PLAYING]

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[ALL SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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[ALL CATCALLING]

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[SINGING IN SPANISH]

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[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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It's...

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Well, where is he?

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MAN:
Ooh.

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Ooh.
Oh, what is it, dear?

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It's from the BBC.

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They want to know
if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

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Oh, that's nice.

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[TIRES SCREECHING
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[MAN PANTING AND GRUNTING]

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It's... Ah!

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪♪♪]

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Have you finished in there yet?

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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MAN 1: Dear sir, I object strongly
to the obvious lavatorial turn

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this show has already taken.

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It's...

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NARRATOR:
Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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MAN:
Oh, no, you don't.

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[BEAR GROWLING]

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Hey, did you see that?

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Hm?

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Did you see somebody
go past the window?

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What?

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[FUNERAL MARCH PLAYING]

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It's...

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ANNOUNCER: There will now
be a short intermission.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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[TYRES SCREECHING]

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Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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[♪ ♪ ♪]

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ANNOUNCER: There will now be
a medium-sized intermission.

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