Moms' Night Out English Subtitles

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Okay.

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It's blog time.

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I am a mommy blogger.
I am a mommy blogger.

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Get ready, world, for some pearls
of wisdom, coming at you right now.

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So here we go!

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I got three followers.

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Yesterday I had four,
so that's awesome.

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My audience awaits.

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It's 5:00 a.m. Do you know
where your children are?