Momo Ume English Subtitles

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...so like a week abroad?

2
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Yes, seven nights.
Oh, what class flight?

3
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Maybe business class?

4
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Not first class? Is that okay?
You won't get back pain?

5
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-Oh, you need this?
-Sorry, I just need to empty this out.

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-Go ahead.
-Excuse me.

7
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-Momo-san, where are you taking your holiday?
-I don't have any plans...

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-What is business class?
-You always ride first class?

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-Ume-san, how's it going?
-Fine, thanks.

2
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-Did you watch the Blu-ray I lent you?
-I plan to watch it this weekend.

3
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Let me know when you've watched it.
There's tons I want to add.

4
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-Got it. Also, did you finish that report?
-Report?

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I told you earlier,
the boss needs that report by ten o'clock.

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-Uh... su...doku...
-Sudoku?

8
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What's wrong? You seem uneasy.

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-Ume-san.
-Hm?

2
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Know anything about this weird, phantom thief
calling card thing on my desk this morning?

3
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So you got one too, Momo-chan.

4
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But what is it?

5
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Some kind of class for the office ladies.

6
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A class?
Think it will be useful?

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If I had to say one way or the other...

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-It won't be useful.
-Ume-san, you going?

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-Yeah.
-Even though it won't be useful...

1
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It's your job, so what can you do?

2
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Yeah, I get that...

3
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Did I say anything incorrect?

4
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I was correct, wasn't I?

5
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You understand that
you just have to do it, right?

6
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I know that.

7
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Ume-san, what's someone
who uses logic to criticize?

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A logicizist.

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-What?
-A logicizist.

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-Here you go.
-Thank you.

2
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-You haven't made any progress on that!?
-I'm sorry.

3
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Didn't I tell you to do that?
I'm disappointed.

4
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-Were my instructions unclear?
-No.

5
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What the hell have you been
doing this whole time!?

6
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Give me a break!
Jesus!

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Okay.

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-You alright?
-I'm fine.

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Ume-san, thank you for treating me
to lunch last thursday.

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-What's with the delay in expressing gratitude?
-I heard you can't take generosity for granted.

4
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The boss just yelled at our co-worker,
"You can't take generosity for granted!"

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"You have to express thanks
for what is given."

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-Is that true?
-I guess it depends on the person.

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What should you do then?

8
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You need to think about
what kind of relationship you have.

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1
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It's been ages, how have you been?

2
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I've been good.

3
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What did you do during the lockdown?

4
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Online shopping,
plus I got into bread baking.

5
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You'd make a great wife!

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-Right?
-Is it hard to bake bread?

7
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-No, it's simple.
-Really?

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-Ume-san, Ume-san.
-Hi, Momo-chan.

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Long time no see.

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2
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Ume-san, lately people tell me
that I need to cut to the chase.

3
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Could you get to the point then?

4
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-Whoa! -On edge? 
-Yes! -Unusual.

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I'm tense and on edge!
I'm Tensen Dinesh!

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-Who's Tensen Dinesh?
-A 17 year old.

8
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But who is he?

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The son of Specca The Devil
and Ignoramus Bliss.

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Ume-san, Ume-san.

2
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Is there a good chiropractor around here?

3
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Momo-chan, you're too young
to have back problems.

4
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-It's not for me.
-Who then?

5
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Yesterday during lunch, the younger employees
were nodding along to a senior employee's story.

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They started nodding even faster.

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-Pretty soon they were headbanging.
-What's with that?

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They were just being polite
as she rambled incomprehensibly.

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-Ume-san, can I ask you something?
-What?

3
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Do you ever feel embarrassed
using the common phrase

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"It would make me happy if you..."?

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-What do you mean?
-I'm not literally happy.

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-They know that.
-"Lay my eyes on" is also embarrassing.

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I've never laid eyes on
someone who felt that way.

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-I don't want to lay my eyes on your jokes.

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-Ume-san, you have a minute?
-What is it?

2
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How do you aggregate into
a single page printout?

3
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Momo-chan, you could find out
with a simple web search.

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You know what they call someone
who doesn't do their own research?

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-Googeleine?
-Why so fancy?
-That's wrong?

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You made it seem like a good thing.

8
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I love you more than I love technology

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THE I.T. GAP?

2
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It is five o'clock, please leave
the workplace in an orderly fashion.

3
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-Ume-san, Ume-san, the workday is over.
-That's true.

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-Everyone's working overtime.
-I also have work left to do.

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People's eyes are showing signs of fatigue.

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There's a lot to get done.

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Few are going home on time.

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On that note, I'm outta here.

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This time I'd like to share a story from
two years ago when Ume-san and I met.

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TWO YEARS AGO

3
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Sorry about the wait.

4
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What should we get to eat, Ringo-san?

5
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I'm not feeling adventurous today,
why don't we eat at the usual place?

6
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This is Ringo-san,
the company president's secretary.

7
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She's a long-time friend of Ume-san.

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Ume-chan, Ume-chan, take a look at that.

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Every year there's a crying new employee.

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Ringo-san, amazing!

2
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-Really?
-You've been saving up for today.

3
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That's right.

4
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I want to appear refined for Momo-chan.

5
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-Do you come here often?
-Every now and then.

6
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What do you usually talk about?

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-I wonder?
-I guess it depends.

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Do you talk about tiramisu?
Panna cotta? Nata de coco?

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-Of course not.
-I thought office ladies liked sweets.

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-Ume-san, Ume-san.
-Hm?

2
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-It's almost time for our bonuses.
-True.

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The bonus awaits after the rainy season.

5
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God really is a storyteller.

6
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Let's focus on our work.

7
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Why the face?

8
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In my experience, office laidies who
covet their bonus, never use it wisely.

9
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-That can't be true.
-It always vanishes.

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Ume-san, Ume-san. Good morning.

3
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Morning, Momo-chan.
Why are you gritting your teeth?

4
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Am I gritting my teeth?

5
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It's plain as day. What's wrong?

6
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-There is one thing.
-What?

7
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Since I read an article about strong women
I don't want to complain about the rain.

8
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I see, so you're clenching
to hold your complaints in.

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-Yes.
-I see.

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-Hey, Momo-chan?
-What?

2
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-Something wrong?
-Why do you ask?

3
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Just checking since your typing
is so incredibly forceful.

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Ume-san.

5
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-I'm completely lost.
-What's wrong?

6
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I have no idea how to write this report.

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What happened to everything you typed?

9
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It's an endless circle of
writing then deleting.

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MONTHLY CHAT-VENGERS

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Ume-san, can I ask questions 
again and again?

3
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-Not again and again.
-What!

4
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Can't you see I'm busy right now?

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-Then can I ask over and over?
-No.

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-Time after time?
-No.

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-Forever and ever?
-No.

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-Yes, yes!

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-I'm off. Good work.
-Good work today.

2
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-Thanks for waiting.
-Good work today.

3
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Shall we go?

4
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It was a long day.

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Ume-san, Ume-san.

6
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Are you leaving already?

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You staying, Momo-chan?

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I shouldn't leave until I get this done.

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Ume-san, Ume-san,
I want you to carefully consider this

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Make sure you're fully composed.

3
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What is it? I'm completely calm.

4
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Don't you think we work too much?

5
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Feeling drained, Momo-chan?

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No, I'm fine. I just realized
that we work too much.

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I don't know...

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Sometimes we work late,
but we get two days off a week.

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