Momma Named Me Sheriff - First Season English Subtitles
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He still lives at home with his Momma, his best friend is a doll, and he's the Sheriff of Old Town.
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Momma.Named.me.Sheriff.S01.NORDiC.1080p.WEB-DL.H.264.DD5.1-TWASERiES
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1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:06,240 Take your show on the road, as there's a new show in town, 2 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,080 starring me, Sheriff. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,000 Yo, Sheriff! We got an 8-21, robbery. 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,800 Dispatch, stop that robbery. I'm playing Sheriff. 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,520 How about stop playing and be Sheriff? 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,480 - I'm not your damn deputy. - A deputy'd be nice. 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,920 But it's hard to find a good man. 8 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:30,880 Goodman! Get back up there and sell these baby bottle battle-axes! 9 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,680 No! I quit!
1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,800 La-la-la-la-la! Hey, what's up, buddy? 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,840 - Hey, Tommy. - Hi, Sheriff. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,320 Morning, Miss Dorothy. La-la... 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,760 - Hello, Sheriff. - Mrs. Gathimplewattir. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,400 Here to finally confess to stealing my sandwich? 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,760 For the last time, I didn't steal your sandwich. 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,400 It's been so long since third grade. Let it go. 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,880 Well, if you're not here to admit that, then why are you here? 9
1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,640 - So, what's up, Goodman? - What do you mean, Sheriff? 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,000 What's up? What are we talking about? 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:17,080 What's the word, what's happening, my dude? What's up? Shup? 4 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,400 I don't know. Just sitting in this cruiser. 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,920 Alright. Just trying to make conversation. 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,200 Just trying to get to know you a teeny bit better is all. 7 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:40,120 - So, you do anything this weekend? - Nope! 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,760 Crimin' round town Stealin' and killin's how I get down.
1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:07,360 Goodman! Make some sales or you're fired! 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:11,440 You know you're not my boss now, Boss. What is your real name anyway? 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,240 Boss! Now whaddaya want, Deputy Lame-man? 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:20,640 You're in violation of code 8357. Trash bins too far from the curb. 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Deputy Goodman speaking. 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,960 - Hi. Do you wanna buy a Saw Lamp? - No thanks, Floyd. 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:37,000 This Saw Lamp looks pretty dangerous, I'm not sure you should be selling... 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,760 Crimin' round town Stealin' and killin's how I get down. 9
1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:07,280 Welcome back to Ask an Astronaut with Captain Stevens. 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:11,800 Hi. Is Pluto not a planet because it's just a small rock? 3 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,480 No, it's a dwarf planet. Okay? 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,720 - Okay. - Right, last question. 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,800 Hi. I'm Tommy. And my question is, you missed a belt loop. 6 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,520 That's not even a question. These kids are stupid... 7 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:29,480 Oh, well, I guess I did miss a belt loop. 8 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,080 No! 9 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,560
1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,040 - Goodnight. - Man, you lucky 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,280 you ain't gotta work the night shift! 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,120 Or watch the night shift. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,360 - Go back to sleep, Hank. - Okay. 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,480 Hey, Goodman, what TV show you gonna watch at home? 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,560 - I don't watch TV. - What? 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,560 But there's so many shows! 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,920 - Yeah, like Nannies with Fat Fannies. - Deadbeat Shark Dads. 9 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,040 - Buns 'n' Guns.
1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:08,400 Morning, Abigail. Wait a minute! What day is it today? 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,480 "It's Sunday, Sheriff!" 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,600 Sunday? That's the day when I... 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,480 Clean up my room So I can get a treat. 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,040 From Sunday Man He comes once a week. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:24,320 If I put up my toys and not be a slob 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:30,000 I'll get an ice cream sundae With a cherry on top. 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:36,640 SUNDAY MAN 9 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,880 Yo, why we gotta work today? It's Sunday, man.
1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,320 Previously on Momma Named Me Sheriff... 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,760 Hello? 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:12,480 Stop calling here, wolf! I'm not gonna have sex with you again! 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:17,600 Abigail! I'm scared. Hold me. Abigail? 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,960 Listen up! Abigail's gone missing! 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,440 Search every house, doll house, and doll apartment in Old Town! 7 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,120 Dribble, dribble, dribble. By my calculations, 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:32,360 my best chance to beat your sorry ass is a three-point sho... 9 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,480
1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:05,440 Mr. President, King of England. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,840 - Hello! - King! How the heck are you? 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,080 It's been weeks, and you still have not returned my pen! 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,040 Right. I'll get it to you soon. 5 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,520 - When is soon? - Soon! 6 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,360 - When will that be? Wait, my pen... - I gotta go! 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,680 Every day, the same ol' "Give me, give me." 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:24,600 The king wants his pen back. China's president wants his socks back. 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,440
