Mom - Eighth Season English Subtitles

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- How you doing over there?
- I'm good.

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- Really good.
- Good.

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Is it weird that I'm good?

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No, it's good that you're good.

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Good. Well, I'm good.

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Every mom dreams of
the day when they drop

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their 42-year-old daughter off
at the airport to go to school.

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And I did it all by myself.

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Hey, I'm here.

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Previously om Mom...

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How you doing over there?

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I'm good. Really good.

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You have a lot to be proud of.

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Damn right. Georgetown Law School

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on a full scholarship.

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Phew. Every mom dreams
of the day when they drop

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their 42-year-old daughter off
at the airport to go to school.

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Why are you being
such a grouchy, grumpy,

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Hey!

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Come on in. Bonnie's
still getting dressed.

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Whoa.

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I feel like I just walked
into an after-school special.

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My very tall wife likes to keep
the cereal up in the clouds.

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- Well, let me help you with that.
- Thanks.

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Which one were you reaching for?

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You mean there's more than just one?

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I've never seen exactly what's up there.

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Hey, you guys ever read
the back of the menu here?

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It's the story of the Burgundy Bistro.

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Yeah, started in 1959 by Tom Burgundy.

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Wait, that's somebody's name?

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I thought it was just called that

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to remind us we can't order wine.

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I thought it was the
color of the awning.

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Burgundys all look miserable.

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It's an old picture.

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Aw, damn it.

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I hate it when I'm still in my comfies

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and you're already back from the gym.

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- You can always come with me.
- Maybe.

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I go Mondays, Wednesdays...

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Okay, I'm not coming.
Can we please move on?

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Have a bite of this apple. It's

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- maybe the best apple I've ever had.
- I'm good.

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No, you got to try it. Come
on, it'll change your world.

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- Previously on Mom...
- So I came home,

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marched right into the bathroom,

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told Andy I wanted to
deepen our relationship,

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and you know what he said?

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"Can I finish my shower first?"

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When I get home I just want
to take a shower and relax.

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I don't want to talk about my feelings.

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Especially when I'm not wearing pants.

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It's Jill. Safety first.

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The truth is, I'm not your father.

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I'm your...

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The truth is, I'm not your father.

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I'm your...

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Hey, Corey!

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You're supposed to be
protecting the building

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from earthquakes, not causing them.

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Sorry.

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Can you take a break while I finish

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the trashy reality show

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Why isn't that lamp on?

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I made that shade for
you three sessions ago

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and you've never turned it on.

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The chemical smell coming off it

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led me to do some
research on papier-mâché.

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The word "flammable" kept coming up.

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Flammable, inflammable.

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I can never get it straight.
Which one are kid's pajamas?

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The point is, thin smelly paper and heat

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- I need some advice.
- About what?

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Doesn't matter, just go.

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Never play poker with a man
named after a city.

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Where were you 25 years ago

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when Toledo Tony cleaned me out?

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You know, it helps

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if you're more specific
about these things.

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Okay, fine. There is something
that's been driving me crazy

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forever, and I haven't
complained about it because,

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Remind me how we got roped
into giving away the blood

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that's keeping us alive?

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Wendy signed us all
up when we were hungry.

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She knew we weren't paying attention.

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I swear she used the
words "drag queen bingo,"

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or I never would have agreed.

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What if I walk out of
here and get hit by a bus

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and don't have enough
blood in my body to save me?

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Then they'll wheel

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Are you nervous?

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No, I speak at meetings all the time.

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You "share" at meetings.

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You've never been one
of the main speakers,

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let alone at a combo
AA/Al-Anon meeting,

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and you've never had to follow a legend.

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You trying to get me off my game?

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No, honey, I'm excited for you.

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I just know how hard it is to get up

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Oh, my!

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A handsome interloper

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has happened upon my impromptu picnic.

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Allow me to cool my décolletage
with an icy glass of sweet tea.

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You need to come with me.

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Are you not seeing
what's happening here?

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You're a traveling salesman,

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and my daddy has gone to town for seeds.

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We had a swarm of locusts.

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Huh.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Buckle up. We're going to overtime.

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- What the hell is this?
- Warriors and Knicks overtime.

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Ashley... five stars.

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Natalya... four stars.

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Cornelia... one star.

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What, because her name was Cornelia?

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That's not her fault, you

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You know what I miss?
Phone booths.

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Oh. Sing it, sister.

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When I was homeless, if
you scored a phone booth,

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you were living the life.

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A door, a light, a shelf.

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It was the original tiny house.

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Okay, not that funny.
What's up with you?

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Oh, sorry. I just came back
from a hip-hop dance class.

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I've got endorphins
coming out my eyeballs.

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Wow. Plunkendorf Construction

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is actually open for business.

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Why do you sound surprised?

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Because you and follow-through
don't always happen.

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Well, guess what, you and
sex don't always happen.

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Mom, Dad, I'm right here.

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This office really looks great.

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- Where did you get all this stuff?
- Basement, street corner,

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- your office at the bar.
- What?

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Why don't you want to kiss me?
I'm kissable, damn it!

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Are you even listening to me?

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Yes, I just find these tea bags

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need to be coaxed in
order to steep properly.

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Can we get back to the fact

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that my husband never
wants to kiss me again?

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Is there a chance

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you're exaggerating the situation?

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None. Shall I relive
the horror all over again

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Okay, everyone, I have exciting news!

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Oh, no, not you guys. Just us.

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Ooh, my bad for standing up.

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Is this exciting news about me

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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?

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- It's Marjorie's news.
- Burger it is.

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Tell it.

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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored

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with a Napa Valley Community Hero Award.

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Who else would like to share?

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How 'bout our newcomer?

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- I'm good.
- You sure?

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- Yeah.
- Last call.

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Okay. Yeah.

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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

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I just got some terrible news today.

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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.

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But I've been taught
that, when we share,