Misfits - Third Season English Subtitles

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You can't die. I love you.

2
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I'll still be here.

3
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Where did you get that?

4
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The guy in the mask.

5
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- Who is he?
- He's you.

6
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So what happens now?

7
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You fall in love with me.

8
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No more community service.

9
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I thought we'd be, like,
all celebrating and shit.

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1
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This new power, it's rubbish.

2
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But you're a rocket scientist.

3
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Yeah, and you're a dick.

4
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I'm not a cheat.
That stuff in the papers was bullshit.

5
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They said, cos of my profile,

6
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they needed to send a message.

7
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This turning into a girl thing, is that
born out of some sort of sexual confusion?

8
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They all got their powers before me!
That was all they had left.

9
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So this girl he turns into,
would you fuck her?

1
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What the fuck is going on?

2
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Since when did you
run around jumping off buildings?

3
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Ever since I travelled back
from the future.

4
00:00:07,881 --> 00:00:11,001
- So what happens now?
- You fall in love with me.

5
00:00:13,521 --> 00:00:15,841
You can't die, I love you.

6
00:00:15,961 --> 00:00:17,641
I'll still be here.

7
00:00:17,761 --> 00:00:19,721
Where did you get that?

8
00:00:19,841 --> 00:00:20,801
The guy in the mask.

9
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- Who is he?
- It's you.

1
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My name is Friedrich Hirsch.

2
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I was born in Berlin in 1935.

3
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When the Jews were sent to the ghettos,

4
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I was given false papers
and adopted by a German family.

5
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Shortly afterwards, my parents
were sent to the labour camps.

6
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I was never to see them again.

7
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My adoptive parents

8
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were terrified that I would be found out.

9
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Every day they said to me,

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1
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You think you can get rid of me?
I'm a part of you.

2
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Oh, you're such a whiny little bitch!

3
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- I am you!
- You're nothing to do with me!

4
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Ohh!

5
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Phoah!

6
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What the fuck is going on?

7
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It's me auntie. Who d'you think it is

8
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You've got a twin brother?

9
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Well, nowt's getting past you

10
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1
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Oh, my God! You fancy him, don't you?

2
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- Who was she?
- She was...

3
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my girlfriend.

4
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She died.

5
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So did you wanna go for that drink,
like a date?

6
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Yeah.

7
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- What about Shannon?
- She's not coming back.

8
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You just had unprotected
anal sex with that girl.

9
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I most certainly did.

1
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Every power known to mankind seems
to be floating out there somewhere.

2
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Someone must have it.

3
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You keep looking until you find it.

4
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- Who is she?
- She was my girlfriend. She died.

5
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I thought we could go away together.

6
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Like a holiday?

7
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I was thinking Morocco,
somewhere like that.

8
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What, you found it?

9
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I thought you'd be a little more excited.

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1
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This is your chance
to do something positive.

2
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That's what community service
is all about.

3
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What is that?!

4
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Aargh!

5
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He's going to kill us.

6
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You killed our probation worker!

7
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Do you want to go for a drink with me?

8
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I'm your probation worker.

9
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You were just using me.

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