Misfits - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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You and Alex, you're together?

2
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Yeah, Finn.

3
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- Who's she?
- I thought I was his girlfriend.

4
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Jess, I...

5
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Jess.

6
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It's Alex.
They're giving him a lung transplant.

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- Shit.
- I tell you now.

8
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You don't wanna be getting
a transplant round here.

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# Yeah, whoo-hoo
There's something in the air

1
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When the storm happened, I lost
my memory. Forgot everything.

2
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What's this? What am I looking at?

3
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It's a support group. It's for people
with powers. I think we should go.

4
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Did you get community service
for fucking him up the arse

5
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or breaking into the Community Centre?

6
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Breaking and entering.

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- I knit the future.
- Thanks.

8
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Are we gonna become proper superheroes?

9
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So, what did she look like?

1
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How do you smell so nice?

2
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Right. I'm not being funny.
You're, like, proper strange.

3
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It's cos I don't know who I am.

4
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Well, I lost my memory
in that weird freak storm.

5
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I've tried to find out who I am,
but no-one's looking for me.

6
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I'm Laura.

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I'm Abby.

8
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Is that what I think it is?

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Sorry.

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- Are you in love with her?
- Whoa! No, shut up, Dad.

2
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What?

3
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No, I either go as me
or I'm not going at all.

4
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No! Fuck off! Moron.

5
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You can't...you can't deny me
for ever, you know.

6
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Well, denied, mate!

7
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It was the lung transplant. I've got
the power to fuck powers out of people.

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Aah! Oh!

9
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Whoa! Whoa! I need to talk to you!

1
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Should I compare thee
to a summer's day?

2
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- Thou art more lovely.
- You're laughing at that?

3
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I am allowed to laugh.

4
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It's him! It's Rudy 2!

5
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- Stand back!
- Are you a doctor?

6
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I'm an electrician.

7
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There's someone inside of there?

8
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Yeah.

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It's someone with a power.

10

1
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It's about a jumper.
I've seen the future.

2
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- And I think it might be your future.
- This isn't a good time.

3
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- There's someone inside of there?
- Yeah.

4
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His name's Mark.

5
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Fuck the tortoise, Alex.

6
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It's a no.

7
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If you want to be with me,
then we have to tell Finn.

8
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I know, but isn't there
like a middle ground,

9
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where we just...

1
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I need to snap the band,
remind myself that this is real.

2
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Morning, Mark.

3
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It's a man. He's trapped in here.

4
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If you want to be with me
then we have to tell Finn.

5
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You are to become an agent of Satan.

6
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Meam tenebris.

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I've got the power to fuck

8
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powers out of people.

9
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I cause accidents.

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Flying,

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electricity,

3
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and that /s camouflage.

4
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You are superheroes, guys. You are.

5
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The Jumper Posse?

6
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- This is our destiny.
- We're getting a better name.

7
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There's nothing I can do to help anyone,

8
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but you can make a difference.

9
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You're the only one out of us
who can actually change people's lives.

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