Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge - Second Season English Subtitles
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Famous DJ Alan Partridge gives us an insight into what happens behind the microphone at North Norfolk digital radio.
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Mid.Morning.Matters.with.Alan.Partridge.S02.DVDRip.X264-iNGOT
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Plus 2 Bonus 'Outtakes Vol.1 & 2'
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1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,995 North Norfolk Digital. 2 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,835 Crikey! 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,148 Middle of the day? You bet! 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,871 Middle-aged? Maybe. 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,872 Middle of the world? No way! 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,476 Do it less. Do it less. 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,915 Do it less. Do it less. Do it less. Do it less. 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,879 Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves. 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,077 That was the magnificent Gary Barlow. 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,797
1 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:08,994 North Norfolk Digital. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,674 Now we're all familiar with charities. 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,671 From the important ones like the National Trust, 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,592 to less important ones like Help the Aged. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,159 - Okay, sorry. - It's all right. 6 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,719 Erm... It's all right. 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,835 Yeah, yeah, fine. 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:22,473 Now, we're all familiar with charity. 9 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,312 From the important ones, like the National Trust,
1 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,639 And so on and so forth. 2 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,792 That was our hymn of the day. 3 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:40,353 It's 10:00 a.m. And this is Mid Morning Matters with me, I, Alan Partridge. 4 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,040 And in the words of Freddy Flintstone, today's show is going to be, 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,997 "Yabba-dabba-do." 6 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,548 Sorry, sorry, I did Jimmy Savile there. 7 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,756 - Sir, Sir... - Yes, no, of course, absolutely. 8 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,434 Sir Jimmy Savile, the disgraced knight of the realm. 9 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,359 And a quick correction. Yesterday, I read out a text saying
1 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:15,592 Ok, and if the gunman was behind him and the book depository was how far away? 2 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,270 - 180 feet. - 180 feet. 3 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,517 Then the bullet would have reached the president 4 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,158 before the sound of the bang. 5 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,993 Well, that makes sense, um, but circling back to your theory that he was killed 6 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,469 by the Scottish Secret Service? 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,557 No, that's the last guy. This is Jews. 8 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,757 Ah, yes, you're saying he was killed by a gang of Jews? 9 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,509 - Spot on.
1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,388 Earlier, I played Meatloaf's 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,994 I'd Do Anything for Love , 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,958 and we asked what would you not do for love? 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,109 Sandra in Beccles. 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,548 Shave my dad's back. 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,835 Barry in Kelling. 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,069 Give kidney. 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,229 Uh, Leonard in Taverham. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,799 Put her on the car insurance. 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,235
1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,640 And today's dedication comes from the Allsop family. 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,712 They say, "Alan, please can you play Bright Eyes 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,031 "by Art Garfunkel? In memory of our beloved Isobel, 4 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:23,398 "who died earlier this week, aged just nine." Oh. 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,471 "And is buried in the back garden." 6 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,911 She's a dog, she's a dog. 7 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,594 This is, uh... Sorry, it's quite confusing. It's the... It's the "she". 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,592 That is why animals should always be referred to as "it". 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,591
1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,949 Look after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves. 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,077 That was the magnificent Gary Barlow. 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,795 Now, you may have noticed, uh, today's show 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,314 has a more relaxing vibe than usual. 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,594 It's mellow. 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,756 Yes, like warm Nesquik. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,152 Uh, like Sade fast asleep on a Lilo. 8 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,156 That's because today we're stress busting 9 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,549 with a special show designed to soothe and relax.
1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,436 That was Billy Joel, the last of this week's Musical Billys, 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,592 after Ocean, Idol, Ray Cyrus and Piper. 3 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,399 Next week, we'll turn to Bobs, uh, with Marley, 4 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:21,198 Geldof, Dylan, Seger and The Builder. 5 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,759 The time is 11:02. 6 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,957 And we have had a lovely picture being sent in from Jack, 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,109 who is ten. 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:30,909 And he says, "Hi, Alan, we've been doing a project about the abolition of slavery 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,276 "and it inspired me to do a painting of you, set in that time."
