Men in Trees - Second Season English Subtitles

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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When did you two start
sleeping together?

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Buzz is married?

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She's an import...
A mail-order bride.

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I love you very much.

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She needs her artificial sunlight
to keep from getting really cranky.

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I really wanted to be near you.

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You got alot of nerve
telling me all this, buddy.

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- So, you're not married anymore?
- Divorced. Have a kid.

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♪ All about chemistry ♪

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♪ Won't you show me
everything you know ♪

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She is gorgeous.

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Who?

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My fancy, new,
professional self-cleaning oven.

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It arrives today.

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I'll be able to cook in my kitchen and eat
whatever I want, whenever I want it.

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You pretty much already do that.

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Hey, you should be nice to me,
Mountain boy.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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We're gonna be roommates?

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Cash! This is not
a naked-friendly home.

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I want you to meet my gay son.

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You set my son up with this man?

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I am a great catch.

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I just can't marry you.

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And I can't marry someone
who doesn't love me.

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♪ Times are hard ♪

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Would you please be
Patrick's best man? We need you.

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Your mother gets a little crazy.

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Never liked her.

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Maybe we can study together sometime.

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I'm a lutheran minister.

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It's just not gonna work.

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Jack and Lynn...

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They broke up.

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I messed us up.

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I wanna help you,

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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Patrick and Annie...

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You did their charts?

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If they get married, it's gonna
be a great wall of disaster.

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My family's gonna love you.

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Hi. I'm, uh...

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You're Patrick.

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You are gonna love these guys, ma.

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You're the first woman I've ever dated that makes
me wanna throw my vows right out the window.

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Previously on "Men in Tees"...

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The wedding is off.

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Eric, you can't.

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It's against your vows.

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This is my brother Danny.

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You're drunk.

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Is this an intervention?

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Maybe we're just too different.

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I was falling in love with you.

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I got this job...

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Patrick, you're okay!

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Who's Patrick?

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You're getting a divorce?

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Oh, Jerome, where have
you been all my life?

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- Where's Ben?
- I don't know.

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This morning he was gone.

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Jane Burns, will you marry me?

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You bet.

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- I got this job...
- Offer... I know.

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I don't have a life
worth remembering.

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But I'm definitely gonna call you.

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This is Stuart Maxson, my publisher.

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That's a lot of fun.

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We just got married.

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What?!

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Eric left the church.

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He left for me.

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Jack is on a boat researching whales.

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Jack!

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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sometimes I think our whole
relationship has been backwards.

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I haven't been able to get
you out of my head.

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I flew across the country for you.

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Maybe we're just too different.

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Will you marry me?

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You bet.

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Cash?

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What's your one trouble?

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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I have degenerative kidney disease.

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I was wondering if you
would like to stay with me.

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It's beautiful.

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I think maybe we should
try just being friends.

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- Well, how about moving in here?
- Seriously?

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I got this job.

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I just need some time and space.

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Nine months at sea is gonna
give us a lot of that.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"

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I have degenerative kidney disease.

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I was wondering if you
would like to stay with me.

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Jack's ship went
down in the Bering Sea.

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- Gary's in trouble.
- Let me go.

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They're officially
calling off the search.

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Jack!

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Not exactly the welcome
home I was expecting.

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Let's move in together.

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I'm planning a reception
to celebrate marriage

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to a man I've known
for less than six months.

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I will be bringing my new roommate.

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That wave came out of nowhere!

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We're gonna get out of here.

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I can't stop thinking about you.

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I'm with Jack now.

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I would never forget you,

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especially if we were
to write letters.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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You have the right to remain silent!

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I have degenerative kidney disease.

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To the Alaska Huskies!

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I bought the team.

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Jack's ship went
down in the Bering Sea.

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- Gary's in trouble.
- Let me go.

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I've been having these nightmares.

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Gary... we watched him die.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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Morgan Fairchild visited Elmo?

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Not yet. Just putting it
out there in the universe.

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This is where I'm goa
build my church.

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We're waiting for Ben to get here
with his new star hockey player.

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Meet Ivan!

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Are you a hockey fan?

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I could be.

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We got you on the kidney-donor list.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"

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Greta.

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- Oh, I'm Patrick.
- One, two, three.

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I can't do this.

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If Mai finds out I'm playing poker,
she'll kill me.

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All right, give me a week,
and I'll get you the money.

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I don't know.
W-what happened was so awful.

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But you were helping Julia.

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I'm not giving Julia a part of me.

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Previously on "Men in Trees".

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My loan was to pay off your bookie.

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I left Buzz.

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I'm setting us both free.

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I'm gonna go around the world!

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Pretty obvious that Cash
has a thing for you.

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And, as I recall,
I did see you kiss him.

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When someone offers
you a kidney, you take it.

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Spring cleaning, coach?

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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I've never done
the guest-lecture thing before.

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- You're a natural.
- They offered you a job?

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You are a girl who is unforgettable.

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I'm just not ready.

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Pilar Romero is one of the hottest
self-help writers out there.

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She's left her agency.

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I want to work with your company.

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I will require something else.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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You seem like a happy couple.

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We're not happy like you and Jack.

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He's been having
a little sculptor's block.

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You're going to live with her?

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Just gonna share an apartment.

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This little divey place
I keep near campus.

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When I'm not there, Jack can crash.

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You're gonna fall in love.

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549

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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You guys gonna audition
for my talent show?

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Let's drive to Elmo.

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Uncle Ned!

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You came home!

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I just want to go back
to the way we were.

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I don't think I can go back.

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I want you to leave my fiancée alone.

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