Men in Trees - First Season English Subtitles

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Finding a good man is about
as easy as finding a cab

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in a snowstorm...

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on New Year's Eve.

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That's what my mother used to say.

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You know what I say?

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Stinkin' thinkin'!

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Yes!

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Hello, I'm Marin Frist.

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I am a relationship coach.

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I've got news for you.

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Good morning, Elmo, Alaska

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this is Patrick bachelor,
coming in from KZPZ Radio

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located at the lovely
Grange hall in Elmo

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♪ Hey ho, let's go... ♪

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Marin! You need a scarf.

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Thanks, Sara.

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Coming up in five, the premiere of New York
relationship coach Marin Frist's show,

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"First things Frist."

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♪ The kids are losing their minds
blitzkrieg bop... ♪

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Previously on Men in Trees,

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In the studio to answer
your questions

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is love doctor Marin Frist.

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Just visiting,

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writing my next book... on men,

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hoping you can all help me

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figure out what I need to learn.

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I came here because
I'm your biggest fan.

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Do you notice all the men?

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Marin Frist...
she just moved here.

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Just visiting,
writing my next book... on men.

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Buzz is married?

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To Mai.
She's an import-mail-order bride.

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Ben seems nice.

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Oh, we're separated.

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Let'get him auctioned off.

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- $125. He's cute.
- Sold!

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Which girl bid on Patrick?

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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- You're a cop?
- Uh, fish and game biologist.

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You're mine!

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He's been talking about you
all night anyway.

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- Ben seems nice.
- Oh, we're separated.

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You didn't want me to leave, did you?

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You give us something to talk about.

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A sweetheart like you
is a hot commodity.

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- You had an "X."
- Don't remind me.

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Previously on "Men In Trees"...

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You're living in Alaska.

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They don't have a nail place
or a spinning class.

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What's a girl gotta do to get
a salesperson around here?

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Go to New York.

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This seat taken?

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- You're not from here.
- Anchorage.

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I'm sorry about your brother,

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but I did not know
it was your brother.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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We're still friends, right?

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Friends who are married and living
together, dating other people.

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I want you to move out.

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I just don't want
to see him get hurt.

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Oh, you're worried about
Ben getting hurt?

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Hi, sweetheart.

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Mom.

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I used to fly with her husband.

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I just don't
wanna see him get hurt.

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They found the plane.

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What plane?

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My father's.

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Hal was not your father.

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Then who is?

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- I can't tell you that.
- I wanna know who my dad is!

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If you want, I could fly you
out to the crash site.

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I always sneeze in sevens. Same with
my father, same with my grandfather.

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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I'm married, and I love my wife.

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- You know Patrick? He's my son.
- What?!

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We're still friends, right?

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Friends who are married and living
together and dating other people.

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I'm keeping an eye on you.

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- Notice any difference?
- You always look good to me.

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- It's hard for me to trust a man with anything.
- Trust is a 2-way street.

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{\an8}♪ Talk to me, baby ♪

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Morning New York.

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Ain't nothing wrong with today,
it's 55 degrees and sunny.

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And we are living in
the best city on Earth.

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{\an8}♪ Girl, you got me
tripping on sunshine ♪

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Welcome home, Ms. Frist.

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Thanksgiving in four days, people.

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What are you gonna give thanks for?

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{\an8}♪ People may stop and stare,
but I don't even care, no ♪

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{\an8}♪ just as long as I'm with you ♪

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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You have so much family.
There's no room for me.

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I still love you.
You don't have to say anything back.

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I didn't know you had a tattoo.

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Marin, I think I might be
falling in love with you.

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Yeah, I'm coming back to Elmo!

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That was Marin.
She's landing tonight at 10:00.

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You going home?

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There's this guy. I need to tell
him I might be in love with him.

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I think I might be
falling in love with you.

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Anyway...

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Happy Thanksgiving, coach.

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Wake up, Elmo, it's 8:00 A.M....
not that you'd know it.

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That's right. It's winter solstice,
darkest day of the year.

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You only get about five hours
of daylight today, so use 'em wisely.

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Luckily, there's a light
at the end of the tunnel...

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Actually, a bunch of tiny lights.

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I'm talking about Elmo's own festival

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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Annie and I are back together.

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I don't get it.
We start dating, and she runs.

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What if she never comes back?

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Stuart, I want you
to be my publisher.

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We kissed.
You and Jack?

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Marin, stop. Yeah, you want to go
back to your pregnant ex-girlfriend?

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That's fine with me 'cause I'll tell you something,
buddy boy, yojust lost yourself a great catch.

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{\an8}♪ Woke up cold one Tuesday ♪

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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- Will you please marry me?
- I'll marry you, Patrick!

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I'm moving out. I don't
need the office anymore.

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Oh, my God. Ben!

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Rapid heartbeat,
probably from stress.

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You stay with your husband.
I can open the Chieftain.

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Is it for sale... the cabin?
I'll fix it up.

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I want you to move back in.

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♪ I want a simple

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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- To the happy couple on their engagement.
- We're both moving in together.

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- George is my son.
- I have a brother?

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He was just a baby when I left.

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I want us to be a "we" again.
Marin's moved on. Why can't we?

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So do you always fly in
to put pressure your writers?

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No, just the ones I wanna
have dinner with.

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To be continued.

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Yeah!

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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- The house needs a lot of work, Marin.
- I'll fix it up.

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- This is Elmo. I fell in love th the place.
- You fell in love with all the men.

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Lynn's scared.
She thinks I'm only halfway in.

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It's a girl.

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He's my other son.
He was just a baby when I left.

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- Patrick, what did you do?
- I'm George... your son.

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{\an8}♪ wake up ♪

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{\an8}♪ and smell the coffee

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Previously on "Men in Trees"...

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Do I know you?

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I'm Cash.
I'll finish the work on your place

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You let me live here till it's done.

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Do you have a problem with
me having another man's baby?

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I'm here.
I'm with you.

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To the happy couple
on their engagement.

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Maybe we're just too different.

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I wanna take you up on your offer.
Deal?