Meet Dave English Subtitles

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(YAWNS)

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Dude, dude, no, I was, like,
"Yes, we do have nuclear missiles."

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And he was all, like, "No, you don't."

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And I was all, like,
"Yes, we do. Whatever."

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And then I was, like,
"Well, what part of 'whatever'

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"do you not get?"

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Whoa.

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GINA: Josh? Josh?

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(GINA GASPS)

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