Masters of Horror - Second Season English Subtitles

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What's with the volume?

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What?

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A guy can't wake up happy?

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You're being pretty obvious.

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Just buy a shirt that says,
"I got laid" on it,

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so you can wear it on mornings like this.

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They make those?

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You're not allowed to smile, either.
You're being obvious.

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And so what if I'm obvious?

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