Lunatics English Subtitles

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Keith] My name's Keith Dick. I'm 54,

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and I would guesstimate I've worked
in this particular department store

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for just shy of 30 years.

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I'm just doing the farewell rounds.

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Richard! You're too late, mate.

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[imitating Schwarzenneger] I'll be back!

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[Keith] I love working in the rag trade.

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I'm head of fashion here, and uh...

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we are one of the bigger

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[music blares inside car]

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Dad, get some pics.

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[Quentin] Get my whip in.

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[breathing heavily]

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-[Quentin] Can you see the car?
-Yep.

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Ta.

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Oh, that's actually good.

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-This is Harrison, the young kid...
-Hi. How are ya?

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-You not bad, then? Oh, yeah?
-Dusty myself. I was cooked last night.

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[Jana] Kylie!

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[water flowing]

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Kylie!

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Kylie!

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Hurry up, please.
I can't do all this on my own.

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Don't leave me standing here in the sun.

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I'm going to get sunburned for God's sake.

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Dogs, where are the dogs?

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I don't want your ass print
on the canvas, for God's sake.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Becky] So, just place your angel vases 
on the shelf

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or somewhere near your bed 
that you want to look pretty

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and just turn them on like this 
with the battery pack.

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And there you go!

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So, the hearts just get illuminated
and it's a really pretty look.

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And make sure you cover your battery pack 
in some decorative tape, like this.

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It'll just make it look nice.

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So, that's it for Kraftaholik this week.

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[birds chirping]

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[Helen chatters]

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[Helen] Here we go.

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All right, gonna hide these.
Close your eyes.

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Close your-- Actual close your eyes.

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Don't look.

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[Gavin] The Frothers and I...

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have heaps of good activities
that we do together.

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Don't look!

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[upbeat music]

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[Becky sings] ♪ Kraftaholik ♪

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♪ Kraftaholik ♪

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♪ Kraftaholik ♪

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♪ It's Kraftaholik, with Becky ♪

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Hi, Beckinators, it's me, Becky Douglas.
And Merma.

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So, this week on Kraftaholik,

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a lot of you guys have been requesting
dorm-room DIY.

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In particular, jewelry boxes.

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[Gavin] All right, let's go.

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[Gavin] So, me and The Frothers
are going on a mission.

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[Gavin] Keep your heads down,
you dumb cunts.

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'Cause my auntie is being a basic bitch,
and she lost all chill this morning.

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So, us three are going on
a hunger strike all day.

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We're not going to eat anything.

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She has confiscated our transport,
the red car.

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Just because I painted
a bit of the mansion green.

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[birds chirping]

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Okay, Carlotta, show me your hermit crab.

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Hold him up. Now let Jana see the eyes.

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I need to see the eyes 
and he needs to see my eyes.

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Okay.

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All right, he's telling me he'd like
the TV moved closer to his tank.

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He would like to watch TV
with you at night.

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[background chatter]

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He doesn't want to watch
those nature documentaries.

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[Quentin] Sick.

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This is fucking sick.

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-It looks so much bigger during the day.
-Right, it does.

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Oh, so, that's where I'll be, boys.

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-I'll be there.
-Fuck!

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Dude, get a boomerang
of me doing some shit.

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Okay, go again.

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-[Quentin] Is that working?
-Yeah, that's good, that's good.

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Sick. We'll post it.

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[Keith] Keith and family are about
to fly the cooperooni.

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Hi, Keith Dick. New owner.

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I live for fashion. I'm a clothes whore.

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I am an objectophile.

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[Patika] You need to give up your pie
in the sky dreams.

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[all] My Dick, My Dick, My Dick!
My Dick, My Dick, My Dick!

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[Becky and Lucy] We both decided
to go to college in America.

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-College!
-College!

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Hey, Beanstalk.