Lost Girl - First Season English Subtitles

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That's me.
Highest sales in the division.

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And then in the morning,
I'm flying back to Omaha.

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That's great.

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Coming through behind you.

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- -Everything good out here?
- -Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm just starving.

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- -It's $10.50.
- -Oh, right. There we go.

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Oh, and darlin', you keep the change.

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And this one's for you.

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Oh, thank you, but I can't. It's policy.

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Okay -

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- -Hinges.
- -Yes.

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Screwdriver.

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Plunger.

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- -Duct tape.
- -Oh, sweet. Tiki lights.

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I thought we were just going to
concentrate on the essentials.

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Hello? Essentials.

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With a little work, our crack shack is
going to start feeling downright homey.

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Yeah, well, it's already the closest
thing I've had since I ran away at 18.

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It's rude to stare, you know?

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I'm sorry. This is just so incredibly
weird for me. You have no idea.

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- -Why weird?
- -Because...

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you're the first person I've ever
woken up next to that... isn't dead.

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Well, if it's any consolation,
I can now officially say they

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died with a smile on their face.

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Sorry, I shouldn't joke
about that. Are you okay?

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It's hard to complain.

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I'm healed in record

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Stay back!

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What's going on?!

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What the hell just happened?

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I guess some people don't
deal well with rejection.

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Oh my god! Total 911!

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Goblins have stormed our kitchen
and they are eating our Sugar Pops.

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Tell them the milk has gone bad.

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Was someone kept up late by a little
doggie-style celebration of love?

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A little "arf-arf awooo" all night long?

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So, Dyson, you're not worried about
your co-workers walking in on us?

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Gotta love statutory holidays.

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Right on your desk, huh?
Hardly police protocol.

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That was...

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Loud.

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I hope the neighbours
don't call the cops.

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I am the cops.

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Well, thank you for responding
to my emergency, Officer.

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'Cause when I need to heal,
I need it now.

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I mean, really, is there anything as
sweet as melt y, melt y cheese!

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What are you doing?
Do we have plans?

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- -Do I have time to get changed?
- - I have plans.

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I have a doctor's appointment tonight.

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In a push-up bra and
sexy boots at this hour?

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Um, newsflash-J don't
think they're a real doctor.

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Ha, ha, ha. It is with Lauren, knob.

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And I'm taking a test tonight.
What do you think of this one?

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So, Pizza Pete! How is the day job?

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Soul-sucking. Though I do
have an audition tomorrow.

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Power tools commercial.

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You will nail it.

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Do you see what I did there?

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- -Hi.
- -Hi.

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This guy up in your grill?

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Oh, not yet. But the
night is still very young.

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Less blah, more 'za.

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I'm busy.

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Seriously? Come on.

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We talked about this, Bo.

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Last time. I promise.

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Please.

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Please.

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Okay, Bo, that's enough.

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That's enough!

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Do I even want to know what kind
of trouble you got up to tonight?

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Nothing exciting.

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Predawn callisthenics.

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Awesome.

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I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep.

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- -Want to talk about it?
- -No. There's nothing to talk about.

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Right. So, the whole "not being able
to save Lou Ann from death row",

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"Vex claiming he had info
about your mom" thing...

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Never happened.

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Well, someone thinks it did.

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Your Fae pals are leaving
messages on my cell phone.

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Hey, pass me the pinot.
Oh, and the machete.

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Okay, intervention time. Does
this not seem wrong to you?

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Two incredibly sexy, hot girls,

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sitting at home, waxing their
weapons on a Friday night?

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Nope. But something about
that sentence makes me horny.

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Me too. Wouldn't you rather be
waxing Mr. Dyson's sword tonight?

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Dyson is working late.

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Besides, we're kind of in
limbo at the moment.

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You're in the wrong place. And you're
making the wrong conversation.

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I'm not done with you.

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Remember how it ended
between us the last time we met.

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You think you're going to come
out any better if we play again?

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This time, you're the one
who won't see it coming.

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Imagine, a Light Fae lawman

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coming into a club owned by
the Dark and issuing threats.

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I could make you do some
very bad things to yourself

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There's all kinds of rifle
action here, here, and here.

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Well, I will be way over on the
other side of the ridge, Papa Bear,

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so you don't have to
worry about my ass.

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And let me just state for
the record, what an ass.

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- -Hello, beautiful.
- -Hi.

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Are you guys planning a raid on
some backwoods moonshiners?

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Hell no. Scored
myself a long weekend.

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So, I'm going bear hunting.

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I'm so sorry about last night.

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Hey, it's over. Just promise to never
scare me like that again, okay?

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You forgive me? For everything?

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Of course I do, lover.

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Ahhh!

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Hey. Hey, calm down. You're okay.

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God, the last thing I remember is...

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Saskia riding you like
a theme park attraction

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while draining your chi to death?

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