Letterkenny English Subtitles

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This is a family business. the next logical leaders

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would be Amber and myself.

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Jesse and I are teaming up on a new business venture.

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Bam!

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Me and VJ are also strongly betrothed.

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Not a real family; no kids.

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Slam, I like that one!

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A reporter is in our backyard.

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You don't know who you're messin' with.

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I'm on the way up, and you on the way down.

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You went to your pal's second c.

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Ugh...

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- How're ya now?
- Good, 'n' you?

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- Not s'bad.
- I'm s'bad.

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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Have you ever been to Dan's second cousin's house?

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- Who? Garrett?
- No. Jarrett.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I put a field car in their back pond one time

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You were having a wee bit of a spats

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with your pal the other day.

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- You did it on purpose.
- No I never.

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- You did it on purpose!
- No I never!

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- You did it on purpose!
- No I nevers!

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- How're ya now.
- Can't you see

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- we're having a spat?
- That's a Texas-sized 10-4.

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Well, don't you feels compelled ?

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Well, people are allowed to disagree and what have you.

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You were a wee bit over the legal limit

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with your pals the other day.

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What're you looking at?

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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- Wayne.
- Huh?

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- What's good?
- Nothin'.

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Okay, well, what was good?

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Oh, darts I smoked, and hearts I broke'd.

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- What?
- Nothin'.

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You were serving over the legal limit the other day.

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Gin?

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And cock-suckin' tonic. That's what I always say.

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You drank it all, you old goat.

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Then I'll have a Gin Smash.

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"Smashing."

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Hey, Gailer, you ever had a gin gash?

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It's when you drink it out of down there.

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He drinks gin out your gash?

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I don't even have to be awake.

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Your pal was doing some fundraising the other day.

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Here we go now, Alexander.

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Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee?

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- Why?
- 'Cause they're extinct.

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- How are you now?
- My brother and his sweetie

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are getting married, they've asked me to be their best man.

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Congratulations!

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Means I'm also in charge of planning the buck and doe.

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We're smack dab in the middle of buck and doe season.

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