Lethal Weapon - First Season English Subtitles

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This was a new jacket. Damn.

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My wife's gonna kill me.

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Oh, speak of the devil. Shh.

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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, love. How's your day going?

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Oh, pretty good. You know,

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just eating donuts and writing
parking tickets. How about you?

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The uze. Mowing the lawn. Making a roast.
Sleeping with the neighbor.

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Aw, that sounds like a relaxing day.

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Hey, baby, can I call you back later?

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Okay, where is it?

2
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Damn.

3
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We got a DB on the beach
washed up near lifeguard tower 17.

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Ow!

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Oh, hey, man. I live just right up...

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Right up the beach here.

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- I must've gotten lost.
- Stay right here!

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This is indecent exposure.

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I need to call this in.

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Welcome to Budding Blossom.
What can I get for you today?

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You know, I'm not exactly sure.

3
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Well, I just got
this new Sativa strain in.

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It's called Jack the Ripper.

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It's citrusy, high-energy.

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Great for work if you need
a little afternoon kick.

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I'm more looking to zone out
to the Kardashians

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after my kid goes to bed.

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But I don't want the munchies.

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Uh, sit still

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before you get cut and have all that
kale salad come oozing out of your head.

3
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Oh, man, here we go.

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Do they even let you eat meat
out there in Sherman Oaks?

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Oh, hell, no. You got to be a vegetarian
to move out there.

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And then you have to sign up for them,
uh, Pilates classes.

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Hey, don't knock Pilates.
You can never be too flexible.

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That's why he come out here every week.

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Ain't no black folks out in Sherman Oaks.

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All right, let's see
what we've got here.

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Purple Heart, Bronze Star,
three tours of duty.

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Never thought I'd be looking
at the résumé of a Navy SEAL

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for a security guard position.

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Do you have anything to drink?

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Sure. A bottle of water, coffee?

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Milk, please?

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Milk?

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Yeah.

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In touch with the ground

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I'm on the hunt I'm after you

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- Guys.
- Smell like I sound

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- Guys!
- Lost in a crowd...

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Guys, guys, guys!

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Hello, neighbor.

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Hello. Look,

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I'm not one to, you know,
put the brakes on a party,

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but, uh, well, it's early and, uh,
you guys can't play or sing, so...

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- Got you, Dad. You're dead!
- Ah.

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Bad news for you, mijo.
A dead man can't order you lunch.

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- French fries!
- No, no, no.

4
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We've talked about this.
Fries are not a meal.

5
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Hey, sweetie, I think
I left Hunter's floaties in the room.

6
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Figure out lunch?

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Hey, I'll be right back.

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It's about time. We got a problem.

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I know. That's why I'm here.

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Your drink orders.

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Thank you.

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And good luck to you, ma'am.

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You, too, can be a winner.

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Be sure to join
our million-dollar jackpot.

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What? Come on, you ate yesterday.

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There's nothing in there.
Don't waste your time.

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Okay, obviously, I was saving that.

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Well, great news.

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If you don't mind me asking,

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what's a pretty lady like you doing
eating alone here on Christmas Eve?

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Missed my flight home.

4
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Where's home at?

5
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Hey, Charlie, you know what
I bet this lady wants for Christmas?

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Some peace and quiet.

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Me, on the other hand...

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Thanks.

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Been a lousy day.

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I keep asking,

2
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but I guess the guy's got
something better to do with his time.

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Better than come over
to our house for dinner?

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Yeah, I've got better things to do,
and I still eat here.

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This is what you do.

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Tell Riggs I haven't seen him in a while,

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and I'm asking him over for dinner.

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I'm not easily offended,
but the guy's getting pricklier.

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That's what you say every morning.

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The Texas Rangers...

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Is that where the baseball team
gets its name from?

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From you guys?

4
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Far as we're concerned.

5
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You a Rangers fan?

6
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Astros maybe?

7
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Well, I'm a fan of driving in silence
all the way back to Texas,

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delivering you to stand trial,
and getting back to see my family.

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You got a family, huh?

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Yes.

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- Who's the man?
- I am, baby.

3
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- Who's the man?
- I'm the man.

4
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No. Who's that man?

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Damn!

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Hey!

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Stop!

8
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Hey, you've got to go.

9
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But, baby, you looked so hot
shooting the gun.

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That feels good.

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It's my wife.

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Hey, babe.

4
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No, still at work.

5
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It's these high-frequency traders.

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I've got to clean up their mess.

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No, you can go ahead and eat without me.

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I, uh... I'll find something here.

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All right.

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Okay, I love you, too.

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Nina Simone.

2
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Only because someone moved
my Sly and the Family Stone.

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And I've got much better things to do
than go digging for it.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

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We do have a house to ourselves.

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- Baby's down?
- Mmm-hmm.

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RJ's at Model UN.

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- Riana's at Amanda's house.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Bethany's. She told me Bethany's.

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Hey. Thanks for coming out.

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I know
this is a little bit out of the way,

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but I am, uh, only one punch away
from a free cruller, so...

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- What is this?
- This is my frequent holer card.

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I've been a member since 2008.
It's a great program.

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- You just... Ah.
- I mean, why are you here?

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I am here to negotiate
for my client's testimony.

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I am Flaco Ruiz's new legal counsel,

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- Gin and juice?
- How'd you know?

2
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I'm a Panthers Hostess for State.

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It's my job to know
how to help our future quarterback

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see how much more he'd be appreciated
here, rather than Duke or Baylor.

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- And we're done with that.
- Hey!

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What are you doing?

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Dude, seriously? Was that necessary, man?

8
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Your friend here has been posting photos

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of your dumb ass boozing it up
on social media all night.

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And where are you headed?

2
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Thought I'd head down to the spa,
maybe get me one of those seaweed wraps.

3
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You're going to work.

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- The idea had crossed my mind.
- Mmm.

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You want breakfast or something first?
We can order room service.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Does that make you nervous?
Is it too much like a real date?

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Only thing that makes me nervous
is the prices on that menu.

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It's $36 for some scrambled eggs.

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- We'd have to rob a bank.

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Oh, that was a big one.

2
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Think you got
a little linebacker in there.

3
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No way.

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He's a sensitive soul.

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I'm thinking poet.

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I hate to break it to you, honey,

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but you're carrying eight pounds of
pure American bull rider right here.

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No, painter.

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So we have the first
bull-riding linebacker poet

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