Last Man Standing - Second Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A married father of three tries to maintain his manliness in a world increasingly dominated by women.
Release Name:
Last Man Standing S02
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1 00:00:09,407 --> 00:00:10,874 So lame. 2 00:00:10,942 --> 00:00:12,877 All anyone's talking about is this election. 3 00:00:12,945 --> 00:00:15,447 It's ruining Twitter. 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,282 Mandy, you should be excited. 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,985 This will be your first time voting. 6 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:20,620 I believe I speak for all of America 7 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:23,056 when I say, let her sit this one out. 8 00:00:25,594 --> 00:00:28,262 So, I assume you're gonna be voting for the president? 9 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:30,799 Um, everyone's voting
1 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,539 Hey, Dad. How 'bout them Broncos, huh? 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,624 You think they'll be able to accumulate enough touchdowns 3 00:00:08,659 --> 00:00:10,993 in order to win the football tournament? 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,580 Mandy, why are you pretending to like football? 5 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:18,718 You scalped your ticket to last year's home playoff game. 6 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,252 Yeah, and the rest of the family 7 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:23,756 had to sit next to a profanity-spewing loudmouth. 8 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,475 I didn't like the seat I was in!
1 00:00:02,114 --> 00:00:04,713 Hey, Mom, why was Dad out front washing my car? 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:06,449 Oh, some kids drove through the neighborhood 3 00:00:06,517 --> 00:00:08,017 egging cars last night. 4 00:00:08,584 --> 00:00:10,719 Only in Colorado. 30 days you gotta wait 5 00:00:10,787 --> 00:00:13,588 for a gun permit, but anybody can buy eggs! 6 00:00:15,424 --> 00:00:16,925 Admit it. You just washed my car 7 00:00:16,993 --> 00:00:19,194 so you could scrape off my Obama sticker. 8 00:00:19,262 --> 00:00:22,130 I think your Obama sticker's the reason you got egged. 9
1 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:05,028 Mommy, more milk. 2 00:00:05,246 --> 00:00:06,346 You forgot to say "please." 3 00:00:06,414 --> 00:00:08,214 More milk, please. 4 00:00:08,282 --> 00:00:10,249 You are my favorite customer. Mwah. 5 00:00:13,787 --> 00:00:15,554 More pancakes, please. 6 00:00:17,256 --> 00:00:19,391 My life is so hard. 7 00:00:19,459 --> 00:00:20,826 Wait. Hold on to that story. 8 00:00:20,894 --> 00:00:21,960 Kristin is gonna want to hear this 9 00:00:21,961 --> 00:00:24,195 when she gets off of her hands and knees. 10
1 00:00:01,621 --> 00:00:02,588 Come on, Kristin, 2 00:00:02,589 --> 00:00:04,456 we should totally go clubbing this weekend! 3 00:00:04,474 --> 00:00:06,592 You are too young to go to bars, Mandy. 4 00:00:06,626 --> 00:00:07,976 No. This is not about me. 5 00:00:08,011 --> 00:00:09,794 It's about getting you out of those sweatpants. 6 00:00:09,812 --> 00:00:12,481 Or at least getting someone else in 'em! What?! 7 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:14,516 No, come on. 8 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,284 Boyd is gonna be with his dad all weekend. 9 00:00:16,319 --> 00:00:17,969 - It's perfect.
1 00:00:02,292 --> 00:00:04,025 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:04,093 --> 00:00:05,360 I brought someone home for dinner. 3 00:00:05,428 --> 00:00:07,562 Oh, please, not Ed. 4 00:00:07,630 --> 00:00:09,531 You know, I don't know what that guy has against the fork, 5 00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:11,365 but I just--I can't watch him eat any more. 6 00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:14,001 No. I'd like you to meet my little friend. 7 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:17,638 - Aw. - And four of his unfortunate buddies. 8 00:00:17,705 --> 00:00:19,240 As they say, any species, 9 00:00:19,307 --> 00:00:22,643
1 00:00:04,862 --> 00:00:09,066 Eve, put the turkey down. 2 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,384 Please, Mom, let me toss this. 3 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,042 We've been picking these bones for a week. 4 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,988 Let the poor bastard rest in peace. 5 00:00:15,023 --> 00:00:18,558 Hey, I spent days preparing a Thanksgiving feast 6 00:00:18,576 --> 00:00:22,162 for 26 people. I've earned the right to phone it in. 7 00:00:23,581 --> 00:00:24,564 You aren't kidding. 8 00:00:24,582 --> 00:00:28,418 Tonight's dinner was 1-800-crap. 9 00:00:28,953 --> 00:00:30,787
1 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:06,220 Ooh. 2 00:00:06,254 --> 00:00:07,872 Hey, honey. 3 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:10,891 Hey, the Mike Baxter secret chili recipe's almost ready. 4 00:00:10,926 --> 00:00:13,660 Oh, j... not your chili. Come on, Mike. 5 00:00:13,678 --> 00:00:17,598 God, it's winter. We're all trapped in here. 6 00:00:17,632 --> 00:00:20,100 Couple bowls of this, I'll be definitely violating 7 00:00:20,135 --> 00:00:23,053 Obama's emission standards. 8 00:00:23,104 --> 00:00:24,889 Hey! 9 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:26,073 Hey!
1 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:04,792 Ooh. 2 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:08,412 - Ah, no, no, no. Get out. - Aah! 3 00:00:08,463 --> 00:00:10,247 - Save yourself. Literally. Get out. - Dad! 4 00:00:11,281 --> 00:00:12,466 I need this bathroom. 5 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,384 Honey, honey, it's morning. I have the newspaper. 6 00:00:14,419 --> 00:00:16,103 The sequence has been engaged. 7 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:17,554 Things are about to happen here. 8 00:00:17,589 --> 00:00:19,173 Well, Eve locked herself in ours, 9 00:00:19,207 --> 00:00:21,008
1 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:03,927 Hey, Boyd, come on. 2 00:00:03,961 --> 00:00:05,929 Turn off the TV, get ready for school. You're gonna be late. 3 00:00:05,963 --> 00:00:07,631 - I don't wanna go. - Why not? 4 00:00:07,915 --> 00:00:10,250 Chelsea King keeps trying to kiss me. 5 00:00:10,284 --> 00:00:12,185 It's gross. 6 00:00:13,219 --> 00:00:14,788 I imagine it is gross now, 7 00:00:14,822 --> 00:00:16,542 but in a couple years, you're gonna like it. 8 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:18,925 And after that, it just gets expensive, 9 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:20,760 and then it just stops
1 00:00:01,759 --> 00:00:03,527 All right, here on February 6th, 2 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:05,962 we celebrate the birthday of America's 3 00:00:05,963 --> 00:00:07,964 greatest football player, Ronald Reagan. 4 00:00:09,632 --> 00:00:12,085 Ronald Reagan? I thought he only played football in the movies. 5 00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:13,552 Well, there you go again. 6 00:00:15,522 --> 00:00:16,789 He played center for Eureka College. 7 00:00:16,856 --> 00:00:18,257 Those days, believe it or not, 8 00:00:18,324 --> 00:00:19,624 - they played without helmets. - Hmm. 9
1 00:00:02,984 --> 00:00:04,551 Hey, Dad, check it out-- 2 00:00:04,619 --> 00:00:06,019 our school's quarterback, Greg Archer, 3 00:00:06,087 --> 00:00:08,722 has narrowed his choice of colleges down to five. 4 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:10,591 - Boy, that kid's quite an athlete, huh? - Yeah. 5 00:00:10,659 --> 00:00:12,693 Mandy's tried some of her better moves on him. 6 00:00:12,761 --> 00:00:14,328 But he's a good open-field runner. 7 00:00:14,396 --> 00:00:15,929 He always gets away. 8 00:00:17,631 --> 00:00:19,399 So you like this boy, Mandy? 9 00:00:19,466 --> 00:00:21,534
1 00:00:03,585 --> 00:00:05,837 Eve! Eve--hey! 2 00:00:05,871 --> 00:00:08,573 Check it out. It's that time of year again. 3 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:11,159 Time to be carvin' that into an awesome racer. 4 00:00:11,193 --> 00:00:14,078 Ugh. Not the Father-Son Derby. 5 00:00:14,113 --> 00:00:15,864 Dad, in case you haven't noticed, 6 00:00:15,898 --> 00:00:18,917 I can no longer pass for an 11-year-old boy. 7 00:00:20,436 --> 00:00:21,753 Says you. 8 00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:25,573 Hey, Grandpa, what's that? 9 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:28,142 It's a lightning-fast
1 00:00:02,892 --> 00:00:03,725 Here they come! 2 00:00:03,943 --> 00:00:05,977 Faster! They're gaining on us! 3 00:00:06,044 --> 00:00:07,412 Hyah! Giddyap! 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,014 Cue the tumbleweeds! 5 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:16,219 Oh! 6 00:00:16,536 --> 00:00:18,437 Aah! 7 00:00:18,505 --> 00:00:22,209 Oh, mercy! We are all going to die! 8 00:00:22,627 --> 00:00:24,461 Whoo! You'll be safe, little missy, 9 00:00:24,529 --> 00:00:27,664 or my name ain't Annie Oakley! 10 00:00:27,732 --> 00:00:29,700
1 00:00:05,707 --> 00:00:07,508 Honey, what are you gawking at? 2 00:00:07,542 --> 00:00:09,910 Are the neighbor's dogs going at it on the front lawn again? 3 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,712 Mandy and Kyle are makin' out. 4 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,048 Aw, I don't wanna hear this. Either way, 5 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,716 just spray 'em both with the hose. 6 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,720 - Good night, Mandy. - Night, Kyle. 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,158 - Have a nice date? - Uh-huh. 8 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,225 Kyle's such a gentleman. 9
1 00:00:02,224 --> 00:00:04,391 Gosh, their goalie got lucky, Dad. 2 00:00:04,459 --> 00:00:06,793 Yeah, the goalie was lucky you kept kicking it right to her. 3 00:00:07,011 --> 00:00:08,377 I think the last time you kicked to her, 4 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:10,205 she just went, "hey, thanks!" 5 00:00:10,214 --> 00:00:12,849 Will you two please stop arguing? 6 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:14,550 And what about the girl that stole the ball from you? 7 00:00:14,618 --> 00:00:16,618 Why is she still walking? 8 00:00:16,686 --> 00:00:19,221 "Great game, honey." "Hey, thanks, Dad." 9 00:00:19,289 --> 00:00:22,124
1 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:07,372 Mike... so I'm looking at Mandy's progress report. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,025 If she doesn't get at least a "B" on her term paper, 3 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:12,311 she's gonna fail history. 4 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:13,695 You know what they say. 5 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:16,799 Those who can't pass history are doomed to repeat it. 6 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:17,800 Hmm. 7 00:00:18,334 --> 00:00:19,434 There's no repeating it. 8 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:21,453 If she doesn't pass, she won't graduate. 9 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,771 - Oh, boy. - Yep.
1 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,240 Like this? 2 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,143 Yeah. It's gotta come off right when they pour it. 3 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,443 And then what do you say? 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,345 "Would you like some coffee with that sugar?" 5 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,446 Yes! 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,950 All right, sweetie, so what do you recommend? 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,386 Boyd likes the grilled cheese. 8 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,688 All right, well, then two grilled cheeses, please. 9 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,722 And catch of the day?
