Last Man Standing - Fifth Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A married father of three tries to maintain his manliness in a world increasingly dominated by women.
Release Name:
Last Man Standing S05E1-10
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1 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:12,819 Hey. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man with my last Vlog from the open road... 2 00:00:12,871 --> 00:00:16,089 the dirty, bumpy-ass open road. 3 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,692 It's been an incredible two months putting together 4 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:20,360 the new Outdoor Man catalog. 5 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,029 Look for it later this fall. 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,615 This trip, I've seen pygmies, 7 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:28,468 but just barely, because, you know... They're pygmies. 8 00:00:28,503 --> 00:00:29,686 I've hiked glaciers. 9 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:32,973 You can calm down, tree huggers. They're still there.
1 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:12,819 Hey. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man with my last Vlog from the open road... 2 00:00:12,871 --> 00:00:16,089 the dirty, bumpy-ass open road. 3 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,692 It's been an incredible two months putting together 4 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:20,360 the new Outdoor Man catalog. 5 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,029 Look for it later this fall. 6 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,615 This trip, I've seen pygmies, 7 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:28,468 but just barely, because, you know... They're pygmies. 8 00:00:28,503 --> 00:00:29,686 I've hiked glaciers. 9 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:32,973 You can calm down, tree huggers. They're still there.
1 00:00:02,565 --> 00:00:05,433 I can't believe mom still gets actual magazines. 2 00:00:05,468 --> 00:00:07,235 You can get all this stuff on your iPad. 3 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:08,069 Wait... 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,672 Try that with an iPad. 5 00:00:11,708 --> 00:00:14,976 Uh, I did. That's why I'm reading a magazine. 6 00:00:16,346 --> 00:00:18,946 Ooh! Look! A review of the new Ryan Gosling movie. 7 00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:20,381 Don't read that... we're supposed to be surprised 8 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:21,616 when we see it with mom tomorrow. 9 00:00:21,651 --> 00:00:23,050 Yeahhhhh.
1 00:00:03,556 --> 00:00:05,491 Oof. I need more java. 2 00:00:05,525 --> 00:00:07,876 The shakes give my fashion designs a little extra pizzazz. 3 00:00:07,911 --> 00:00:08,961 Ooh. 4 00:00:08,963 --> 00:00:12,898 A certain je ne sais "quoi-fee." 5 00:00:14,817 --> 00:00:16,702 I don't get it. 6 00:00:16,753 --> 00:00:17,953 It's worse when you do. 7 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:21,974 You've been working really hard since you got back from New York, Mandy. 8 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:23,308 Yeah, well, I got to prove 9 00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:25,527 that everything Donna Karan said about me was wrong. 10
1 00:00:13,623 --> 00:00:15,623 Uh, hey, Mike, there's something blocking the door. 2 00:00:15,653 --> 00:00:19,088 Yeah, some idiot left those in my garage. 3 00:00:19,124 --> 00:00:20,523 These are all my boxes. 4 00:00:22,994 --> 00:00:24,427 Oh. 5 00:00:24,462 --> 00:00:27,463 Look, if I don't recycle a milk jug, you have a stroke, 6 00:00:27,499 --> 00:00:30,967 but you don't mind using my garage as your personal landfill. 7 00:00:31,002 --> 00:00:32,668 Yeah, well, Kristin and I don't have the extra space. 8 00:00:32,704 --> 00:00:34,704 Sure you do... out behind your apartment building. 9 00:00:34,739 --> 00:00:37,306 It's called a dumpster.
1 00:00:00,969 --> 00:00:02,834 Ready for your big birthday surprise? 2 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:04,536 Blindfolded? 3 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,237 This could be anything from a bullet to the head 4 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:10,241 to that amazing Coke/Pepsi taste test. 5 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:14,479 Well, we don't have any soda, so good luck. 6 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,414 You know, the best part about this birthday, 7 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:20,218 I don't have to be around my horrible, annoying children. 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,486 - Right here. - Love you too, Dad. 9
1 00:00:03,016 --> 00:00:05,249 Halloween is so fun. 2 00:00:05,284 --> 00:00:06,951 I just love seeing all the little superheroes 3 00:00:06,986 --> 00:00:09,620 before they can pronounce their S's. 4 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:13,124 I'm Thuperman, and... and my Thithter's name ith Thpider-man. 5 00:00:13,993 --> 00:00:15,493 Good morning, lovely ladies. 6 00:00:15,528 --> 00:00:16,594 Yo. Hey. 7 00:00:16,629 --> 00:00:19,497 Don't you mean, Ghoul morning? 8 00:00:19,532 --> 00:00:23,367 Why didn't I walk straight to the car? 9 00:00:23,403 --> 00:00:25,970 Honey, listen. I'm gonna need you to come home a little early. 10
1 00:00:06,218 --> 00:00:09,686 The Parachute Adams is your classic fly. 2 00:00:09,722 --> 00:00:15,726 Now, the key is to stack your calf body hair to make your post. 3 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:18,228 See, Boyd? This is why I prefer to just shoot fish. 4 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:20,998 Can we? 5 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:24,468 No, we're not gonna shoot any fish. 6 00:00:24,503 --> 00:00:25,569 You're not helping. 7 00:00:25,604 --> 00:00:27,437 I'm trying to teach you about patience here. 8 00:00:27,473 --> 00:00:29,573 Well, then, get to it! 9 00:00:29,608 --> 00:00:31,708 I don't like being patient. 10
1 00:00:06,148 --> 00:00:07,214 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Eve. 2 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:09,482 Hey, look. Cammy is still here. 3 00:00:09,518 --> 00:00:11,484 Hey, Mr. Baxter. How was work? 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,086 Obviously not too bad if you're getting home now, 5 00:00:13,121 --> 00:00:14,521 unless you went to work at, like, midnight. 6 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,189 Then it'd be really bad ...or at least really long. 7 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,657 You didn't go to work at midnight, did you? 8 00:00:17,693 --> 00:00:20,560 Yep, Cammy is still here. 9 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,863 Hey, honey. How was work? 10
1 00:00:02,691 --> 00:00:05,258 Okay, I understand apple, blueberry, and pumpkin, 2 00:00:05,293 --> 00:00:07,427 but why do you always make a rhubarb pie? 3 00:00:07,462 --> 00:00:08,543 - Nobody likes it. - Mnh-mnh. 4 00:00:08,563 --> 00:00:12,398 Yeah. It's the Oakland of pies. 5 00:00:12,434 --> 00:00:14,400 I like it. 6 00:00:14,436 --> 00:00:16,202 We used to fight over it when I was a kid. 7 00:00:16,238 --> 00:00:19,139 Sometimes it was quite the "rhubarb." 8 00:00:19,174 --> 00:00:22,075 Are you "pumpkin" kiddin' me? 9 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:26,446 Okay, but, mom, why all of this when it's just gonna be you, dad, and Eve? 10
1 00:00:03,685 --> 00:00:05,805 Okay, everything is all set for my ski trip with Kyle. 2 00:00:05,835 --> 00:00:08,302 Yeah, honey, listen, it's gonna be a pretty warm weekend. 3 00:00:08,337 --> 00:00:09,770 You're gonna be skiing in slush. 4 00:00:09,806 --> 00:00:11,238 I think it'll be fine. 5 00:00:11,274 --> 00:00:12,640 Don't worry about it. 6 00:00:12,675 --> 00:00:14,842 I hate to see you stuck in a room all weekend. 7 00:00:14,877 --> 00:00:15,943 Um, you know what? 8 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:18,579 I'm pretty sure Kyle is bringing a deck of cards. 9 00:00:18,614 --> 00:00:19,947 You know, I'll call Arapahoe.
