Ladhood English Subtitles

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This programme
contains strong language.

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No, that's not, she's not in...
Yes, she is. She's the nun.

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No, she's not. I think
you're thinking of someone else.

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With the headscarf.
I swear to God she is in it.

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Yeah. No, I don't...

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Yeah. Sorry to interrupt.
Don't stop on my account.

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Please don't do this again.
Do what? You know what.

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Oh, you mean please don't passively
find myself in a situation

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This programme contains discriminatory
language and strong language

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Look, I've decided to do a month off
the booze. Oh, really?

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What? You don't think I can do it?

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No, no. I don't want you to make
yourself miserable because you feel

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like you need to apologise.

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That's not going to be a
factor either way.

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I'll be miserable whether
I drink or not.

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The point is that I've said
I'm going to do it,

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This programme
contains strong language.

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GUNFIRE

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Hey. Heya.

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Oh, I actually remembered
that spare key you got me for once.

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I'm so sorry I'm late.

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I got stuck with a really difficult
problem at the climbing wall.

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But anyway, I cannot wait
to try this chicken!

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I'm looking forward to it. Oh...

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Mm...

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This programme contains
very strong language

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I'm all right for a cup of tea,
thanks, Mum.

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Just on the phone to Jess. Hey, how
are you doing? How's Amsterdam?

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It's lovely, just on a train. On
my way to meet clients for dinner.

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But just want to say good luck
for the gig tonight.

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Oh, I'm actually not sure
I'm going to be able to do it.

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Hold on, I'm just doing to do
a little impression of someone.

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DEEP VOICE: You're right, Jess,
a creative outlet is what I need.

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This programme contains
strong language

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This programme contains adult humour

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After all the ups and downs
of the last few weeks,

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I'm back to feeling
that life is good.

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That childhood certainty
that life is wonderful

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and anything is possible!

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I've found it again, as if by magic.

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Are you done with that? Er... yeah.

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That's my 20, by the way.

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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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Hey, baby.

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Mwah. Baby? Bit off-brand for you.

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I'm just feeling cheerful.

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Come on in, how you doing?
Let me take this for you.

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How was work? Fine.
Why is it so tidy in here?

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Because I spent two hours doing it.

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New bin. Oh, nice.

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£100 on a bin? Yeah.

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