LA to Vegas English Subtitles

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Hi, Mr. Brightman.

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It's Ronnie Messing.

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We met yesterday.

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I was just calling to... Oh, wait!

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Sorry, not you.

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I'm yelling at a car.

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Anyway, I just want you to know

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I'm very, very interested in the job.

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I still... Oh, wait!

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What are we looking at?

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Unattended bag. We're debating
how long it has to be there

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before it's considered suspicious.

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The only thing suspicious about that bag

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is why someone would buy it.

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It's not dangerous. It's
probably just some girl's.

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Some tacky girl's. She's
better off without it.

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I don't know. It's not that bad.

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You know whose it is? I bet it's Nichole's.

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So, how was your date last night?

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Ugh. Another guy turned out to be gay.

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Are you still using my Tinder account?

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I told you it's not like Hulu.
We can't share a subscription.

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Looks like Captain Dave is late again.

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- Always does this.
- Then he waltzes in and says,

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"Sorry, I'm on Captain Dave time."

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Cheers!

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Hey, Ronnie.

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Ronnie!

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Oh, hey, what is it, Artem?

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I'm not very happy right now.

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If I were an emoji, I would be frown face.

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Oh, if this is about your
cologne, I already told you,

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you can't bring that stuff on board,

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they use it in explosives.

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No, that's a separate infuriating issue.

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Hey, old girl.

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You ready to bend gravity
over and have our way with it?

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Hola, amigo.

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I'm Hawaiian.

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Sorry. Aloha, amigo.

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Listen...

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Izzy,

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we go way back, so I don't mind
saying, you guys are slipping.

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Your job is to clean this
plane from soup to nuts,

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- Ok. How about here?
- No.

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- And this one?
- Uh-uh.

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And this... Oh, yep. Okay.

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Yeah. You have a serious
abscess on tooth number 18.

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How long has it been since
you last saw the dentist?

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- Um... four.
- Months?

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Years?

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It's hard to find the time.

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My job schedule is so unpredictable.

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♪ Whoa, Black Betty, Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ Whoa, Black Betty, Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ Black Betty had a child, Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ The damn thing gone wild, Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ She said, "I'm worryin' ♪
♪ outta mind," Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ The damn thing gone ♪
♪ blind, Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ I said "Oh, Black Betty," Bam-ba-Lam ♪

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♪ Whoa, Black Betty. ♪

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All right, Alan.

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This is your captain.

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As we make our final
descent into Los Angeles,

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we here at Jackpot would like
to thank you for being a...

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Son of a bitch!

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You bunch of useless bastards.

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How do you miss that shot?

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Should you be doing that right now?

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Got a lot of money riding on this game.

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More than your car is worth.

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- Do the new uniforms feel weird to you?
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I am so itchy.

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My body is actively rejecting this uniform.

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This job ruins everything.
My skin. My dating life.

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Would you like to vent
about your dating life?

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Yes. You remember Bryan,

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the cute chef that I met?

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Well, we still haven't found time

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to have our first date.

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All right, let the heathens board.

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Maybe you should check
that compartment first.

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Happy birthday...

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You know I can't eat
your supermarket trash.

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I need to keep it tight
for my party tonight.

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This is a milestone birthday for me.

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Right, because you're
turning thi... or... xty.

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People much smarter than
you have tried to figure out

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how old I am, and they have all failed.

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- Did I miss him?
- Yes.

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That's why we're all
standing here like fools,

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- because he's already arrived.
- Ooh. Someone's on edge.

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You back on those Norwegian diet pills?

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We're all on edge, Ronnie.
We're about to meet the owner

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of Jackpot Airlines; he's
an actual billionaire.

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I've never met a
billionaire. Or a millionaire.

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I used to love being around rich people.

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Hey, guys.

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Ronnie, where's your uniform?
You look like a pheasant.

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You mean peasant. She looks like a peasant.

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- Pheasant is a bird.
- I'm so confused.

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When I was a boy, we used to hunt both.

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I'm not working today.

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Actually, me and Bernard and Dave

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are flying over to Phoenix
for Jackpot training.

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Jackpot training.
What, you need a refresher

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Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!

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Oh-ho! Rock beats scissors. I win.

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These aren't scissors, it's
how many months rent you owe me.

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I was hoping it was you.

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That's not how this works.

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This is my boyfriend, who
called because he missed me.

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Yes, that is totally
the reason why I called,

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but also this.

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Is there anything you can do about that?

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Hey, thanks for coming early.

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We are in crisis mode.

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Dave is fresh off his
breakup with Patricia,

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and post-breakup Dave is
the worst Dave there is.

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I thought "Hold the phone."

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"You've never heard of Fleetwood Mac" Dave

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was the worst Dave.

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No, "I'm not a racist,
but..." Dave is the worst Dave.

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I'm not a particular fan

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- Hey, Ronnie!

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Why was I forced to check my carry-on?

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I made sure it fit this little bag prison.

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Normally I would blame Jackpot,
but this one's on me.

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I needed the bin space.

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I'm moving all my stuff
to Bryan's apartment,

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and this is the cheapest way
to get it from L.A. to Vegas.

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No, the cheapest way would have been

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a pack of matches to light it on fire.

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