Konto ga Hajimaru (Life's Punchline / Tale Begins / コントが始まる) English Subtitles
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Konto ga Hajimaru Eps. 5-8 [revised]
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Subbed by Yoshizawa Green, QC by Tsubakii404@MyDramaList. Uploaded with subber's permission.
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