Konto ga Hajimaru (Life's Punchline / Tale Begins / コントが始まる) English Subtitles

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Life's Punchline (Skit Begins)
Episode #3
Translations: neet21
QC: tsunaideiku

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This skit is titled Miracle Water, please enjoy.

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(sfx: knocks on the door, pulls the door)

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Oh, brother.

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Long time no see, brother.

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- Eh? What happens?
- Well, have a seat first.

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What? Could you please stop 
talking like that?

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My younger brother has a dirty mind.

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- It seems so.