King of the Hill - Twelfth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,727 Thank God it's covered in warning labels 2 00:00:35,894 --> 00:00:38,105 because this antifreeze looks delicious. 3 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,441 Peggy. Look. 4 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,862 Hank, we are not getting an HDTV. 5 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,363 They are too lifelike. 6 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,740 Luanne would be walking into it all the time. 7 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:51,618 No, it's Bobby. He's watching football. 8 00:00:53,412 --> 00:00:55,122 He's too close to the screen. 9 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:57,708 - Should I go...?
1 00:00:37,146 --> 00:00:39,606 When is Principal Moss gonna wrap it up? 2 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:43,277 I'm useless until I've had my second soda of the day. 3 00:00:43,485 --> 00:00:44,653 Yeah, I know. 4 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,988 Oh, and by the way. 5 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:47,531 I can't eat with you today. 6 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,533 I'm studying with Russ during lunch. 7 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:50,742 Again? 8 00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:52,995 What could you possibly be studying? 9 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,747 Mainly him. He's brillant.
1 00:00:35,352 --> 00:00:37,938 This is definitely my good side. 2 00:00:38,021 --> 00:00:40,983 The cheekbone, the eyebrow... 3 00:00:41,066 --> 00:00:43,485 It all comes together nicely. 4 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,864 This side -- I'm all chin. 5 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,658 [GULPS] 6 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:51,827 Uh, hey, guys. 7 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:55,330 Don't we all do weird things when we think no one's watching? 8 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,666 - Well, I'll be going now. - Get him. 9 00:01:10,429 --> 00:01:12,514 I want to live! 10 00:01:13,056 --> 00:01:14,850
1 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,810 DEEJAY: Ho, boy, another day of triple digit temperatures. 2 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:35,978 Now it's official, 3 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:38,939 this heat wave has lasted longer than my second marriage. 4 00:00:39,064 --> 00:00:42,109 So wherever you are, Rhonda, this song goes out to you. 5 00:00:42,234 --> 00:00:44,361 Oh, too hot. 6 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,655 Can't make it to my house. 7 00:00:48,574 --> 00:00:51,952 [SHOUTS, SIGHS] 8 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,788 Mm‐hmm. Dang. 9 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:09,720 Well, I'll be. 10
1 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,601 Yep. 2 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,104 - Yup. - Mm-hmm. 3 00:00:37,229 --> 00:00:38,480 [SIGHS] 4 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:39,606 Yep. 5 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,108 That's a good wall, Hank. 6 00:00:41,233 --> 00:00:43,444 Sorry again for blowing up your shed. 7 00:00:43,569 --> 00:00:45,362 But you knew I worked with explosives 8 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,030 when you moved in next door. 9 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,450 What are you gonna do? Neighbors, huh?
1 00:00:32,516 --> 00:00:35,269 [MEAT SIZZLING ON GRILL] 2 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,563 Oh, look at Hank Hill concentrate. 3 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,398 His mind a total blank. 4 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:42,276 He is in a state of redneck transcendence. 5 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:43,819 Such a shame someone 6 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,321 with so much discipline not have more ambition. 7 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,740 [SIZZLING] 8 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,035 Firm, but with a little give. 9 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:54,580 Yup, these are medium-rare. 10
1 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:35,894 Bored. 2 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:37,563 Bored-er. 3 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:40,983 Hey, dudes, pass me your frog lungs. 4 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:51,994 Aunt Peggy, 5 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:54,121 I just ate a watermelon seed! 6 00:00:54,246 --> 00:00:57,166 Oh, my God, what if it grows in the baby? 7 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,585 I don't want a watermelon baby! 8 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,587 Luanne, we had this discussion. 9 00:01:01,712 --> 00:01:04,548 We're gonna love that baby no matter how it comes out. 10
1 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:33,142 Yep. 2 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,351 Yep. 3 00:00:34,476 --> 00:00:35,602 [GRUNTS] 4 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:36,603 Yep. 5 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,522 Dale, what the heck are you... 6 00:00:38,689 --> 00:00:40,816 Oh, I see you've noticed the land canoe. 7 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:43,444 I's an old motorcycle sidecar I found, 8 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:46,321 now cunningly stabilized with a bicycle wheel 9 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,615 and propelled by this golf club. 10
1 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,101 [DALE HUMMING HAPPILY] 2 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,526 [HUMMING CONTINUING] 3 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,737 [HUMMING STOPS ABRUPTLY] 4 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:47,614 No... 5 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:50,909 No! No! I've been burgled! 6 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:54,204 [SIGHS] 7 00:00:54,413 --> 00:00:55,456 [PANTING] 8 00:00:55,581 --> 00:00:57,166 My Spring Harvest Classic! 9 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,959 The jewel of my basket collection 10 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:00,627 has been taken!
1 00:00:40,858 --> 00:00:42,818 Oh, all right. 2 00:00:42,927 --> 00:00:44,403 We got the lead, Uncle Hank. 3 00:00:44,486 --> 00:00:45,654 We got the lead! 4 00:00:46,989 --> 00:00:48,115 Oh, no. 5 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:49,575 Bobby's on deck. 6 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,327 PEGGY: Bobby... 7 00:00:52,578 --> 00:00:55,456 honey, you forgot your bat! 8 00:01:01,712 --> 00:01:03,130 HANK: Bobby! 9 00:01:03,338 --> 00:01:04,548 Practice swings! 10 00:01:04,715 --> 00:01:07,426
1 00:00:31,682 --> 00:00:34,059 ♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy ♪ 2 00:00:34,226 --> 00:00:35,894 ♪ Sugarfoot's birthday, yay! ♪ 3 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:36,895 ♪ Yay! ♪ 4 00:00:39,815 --> 00:00:42,734 Oh, Luanne, this is the best half-birthday ever. 5 00:00:42,818 --> 00:00:43,652 HANK: Wait. 6 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:45,779 It's not even your real birthday? 7 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,698 My people die young, Uncle Hank. 8 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:50,451 I gotta get in all the celebrating I can. 9 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:52,870 KAHN: You guys gonna love this place.
1 00:00:32,182 --> 00:00:34,768 Boy, I never thought I'd do this again. 2 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:36,854 Each time you buy a wheelbarrow, 3 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,897 you tell yourself it's the last time. 4 00:00:38,981 --> 00:00:40,732 Is it 5:00 already?! 5 00:00:40,899 --> 00:00:44,153 I should be getting home. I have plans. 6 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,657 Evening plans. For tonight. 7 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:49,908 We all do, Bill. 8 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,077 We're watching Hank use his wheelbarrow. 9 00:00:52,244 --> 00:00:54,580 Yep, I gotta shower up
1 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:36,812 Ladybird, 2 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,564 stop licking my money. 3 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,232 Dad, guess what? 4 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,276 I finally saved enough money 5 00:00:42,401 --> 00:00:44,611 to buy a brand-new Game Station. 6 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:48,115 Your first major purchase. Congratulations, Bobby. 7 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,952 If you want, I can take you down to Jensen's Electronics World. 8 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,120 That's okay. 9 00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:54,705 I was looking on eBay 10 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,624
1 00:00:35,144 --> 00:00:36,437 There he is. 2 00:00:36,562 --> 00:00:38,313 Go on, ask him. 3 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:41,024 Oh, no. What's this? 4 00:00:41,525 --> 00:00:43,193 Mr. Hill? 5 00:00:43,318 --> 00:00:46,488 Uh, oh, uh, hey there, Inez. 6 00:00:46,697 --> 00:00:48,449 Will you speak at my quinceañera? 7 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:51,034 Uh, well, what's a quinceañera? 8 00:00:51,201 --> 00:00:52,619 It's a celebration, Hank! 9 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:55,539 Inez is turning 15, and in Mexican culture, 10
1 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:37,312 PEGGY: That year, we almost had it. 2 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:39,940 BOBBY: I had just learned how to button. 3 00:00:40,149 --> 00:00:42,276 You should've checked my work. 4 00:00:42,401 --> 00:00:43,652 [LAUGHS] 5 00:00:43,735 --> 00:00:45,028 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:47,114 Look at Dad! 7 00:00:48,157 --> 00:00:50,742 Ugh, I should just destroy those back-up glasses. 8 00:00:51,326 --> 00:00:53,954 I wonder where that necklace went? 9 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,540 Hank! Guess what?!
1 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,726 I am not looking forward to work today. 2 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:37,354 Joe Jack is on some kind of crazy diet 3 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,857 and he keeps asking me how his jeans are fitting. 4 00:00:39,982 --> 00:00:40,941 [SHUDDERS] 5 00:00:41,024 --> 00:00:42,484 Hello, office slaves. 6 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:43,485 Hello. 7 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,404 My boss is letting me telecommute. 8 00:00:45,529 --> 00:00:47,739 You know what that word means, stupid hillbillies? 9 00:00:47,865 --> 00:00:50,325 It's English for
1 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,353 [SNORING] 2 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:42,568 [CLEARS THROAT] 3 00:00:42,693 --> 00:00:45,571 Everybody, I have a listing! 4 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,406 [GASPING AND MURMURING] 5 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:49,825 Now, since the market is as tight 6 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,452 as an Englishman's cricket shoes, 7 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:53,495 it's only fair this assignment go 8 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,373 to the employee I feel is most deserving. 9 00:00:58,417 --> 00:00:59,626 Me.
1 00:00:34,977 --> 00:00:38,522 Oops! I dropped my latest issue of Street and Smith. 2 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:42,276 And it completely by accident opened to page 47. 3 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,777 Street and Smith? 4 00:00:43,861 --> 00:00:45,320 Well, don't be stingy with it. 5 00:00:45,404 --> 00:00:46,864 Hand it over. 6 00:00:48,407 --> 00:00:52,327 "Top 25 Texas Middle-School Quarterbacks To Watch." 7 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,746 Oh, my God, Joseph's on the list. 8 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,874 - Well, all right, Dale. - Dang ol' way to go, man. 9 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,542 I like Joseph.
1 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,817 Make a wish, darlin'. 2 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:52,536 Ugh, I have had nothing but lousy birthdays. 3 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:56,707 But getting robbed last year at Captain Bear's was the worst. 4 00:00:56,874 --> 00:00:59,835 Worse than the flash flood or the food poisoning 5 00:01:00,002 --> 00:01:02,838 or the year you got hit in the neck by a foul ball? 6 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:03,922 Yes. 7 00:01:04,047 --> 00:01:06,133 Well, you've had some rough ones, all right. 8 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,386 The only one who seems to enjoy your birthday is Dale. 9 00:01:09,553 --> 00:01:10,762
1 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:32,766 Yep. 2 00:00:32,891 --> 00:00:34,143 Mm... yep. 3 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,602 Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:37,312 Yep, I'm happy. 5 00:00:37,521 --> 00:00:40,441 I just found out the Texas Propane Commission 6 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:43,402 is giving me another Blue Flame of Valor. 7 00:00:43,569 --> 00:00:44,862 - Top drawer! - Hey, all right! 8 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:46,155 Way to dang ol' go, man. 9 00:00:46,321 --> 00:00:47,656 I wish I worked for someone 10
1 00:00:36,145 --> 00:00:38,105 Hank, are you doing the dishes? 2 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:40,441 Nope, just watching things float. 3 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:43,402 It's time for this year's Arlen Homemade Boat Regatta. 4 00:00:43,527 --> 00:00:45,529 I was just doing a little brainstorming. 5 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:46,780 All right! 6 00:00:46,864 --> 00:00:48,323 The Regatta's coming up? 7 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:50,701 I love watching those crazy boats! 8 00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:54,538 It's like the river's filled with giant bath toys! 9 00:00:54,705 --> 00:00:56,790 Well, we set the bar
1 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,521 Lucky, they have baby ballerina tutus! 2 00:00:37,729 --> 00:00:40,524 And fuzzy hoodie jammies with bunny ears! 3 00:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,359 [SQUEALING, GIGGLING] 4 00:00:42,484 --> 00:00:44,903 Like a teeny fuzzy bunny baby! 5 00:00:44,987 --> 00:00:46,738 That's real nice, Luanne. 6 00:00:46,864 --> 00:00:49,741 Why don't you buy the baby stuff -- my treat. 7 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,910 Oh, thank you. 8 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,996 I just need your credit card number. 9 00:00:54,204 --> 00:00:55,914 Oh, I don't have a credit card.
