King Of The Hill - Thirteenth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:34,606 --> 00:00:36,900 I'll have another giant lollipop, my good man. 2 00:00:37,985 --> 00:00:40,362 But this time, put a wig on it. 3 00:00:44,324 --> 00:00:46,827 I didn't know you could do that. 4 00:00:47,411 --> 00:00:49,121 Yeah, I know all the secret menus, Bobby. 5 00:00:49,288 --> 00:00:50,998 Like, if you go just about anywhere 6 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:52,583 and ask for a "Hugging Cow," 7 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:54,543 you'll get a burger wrapped in pastrami. 8 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,797 Mr. Dauterive, there is so much I can learn from you. 9 00:00:58,881 --> 00:01:00,007 Dad...
1 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,817 Remember our old percolator? 2 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:38,777 Now, that made a cup of coffee. 3 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:41,447 If you want to open up that can of worms, 4 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:44,491 let's talk about the old can opener. 5 00:00:50,164 --> 00:00:51,832 No, not the lawn! 6 00:00:51,999 --> 00:00:53,876 The lawn, boy, no! 7 00:00:54,835 --> 00:00:56,587 How many times have I told you, 8 00:00:56,712 --> 00:00:59,381 there are no dinosaur bones under our yard! 9 00:00:59,548 --> 00:01:02,217 I'm doing extra credit for my earth science class.
1 00:00:44,199 --> 00:00:46,702 Yeah. 2 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:48,745 Nancy got me a new DVD: 3 00:00:48,871 --> 00:00:52,624 Reach For Your Life with Master Stretcher John Brandy. 4 00:00:52,749 --> 00:00:55,752 Six weeks, and I'll have a spine like a Slinky. 5 00:00:57,171 --> 00:00:59,089 Man, I talkin' 'bout... 6 00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:01,592 man, tight on my back, man. 7 00:01:07,431 --> 00:01:09,766 Okay, new alley protocol. 8 00:01:09,892 --> 00:01:12,227 All future stretching should be done alone 9 00:01:12,352 --> 00:01:14,271 and out of public view. 10
1 00:00:37,901 --> 00:00:39,987 This place is dead. 2 00:00:40,112 --> 00:00:43,740 Not cold enough for propane, not hot enough for propane. 3 00:00:43,866 --> 00:00:45,742 Goldilocks season, honey. 4 00:00:45,909 --> 00:00:47,035 It'll pick up. 5 00:00:47,161 --> 00:00:50,247 Propane may be a gas, but it's like a rock. 6 00:00:50,372 --> 00:00:51,540 Hey, Hank! 7 00:00:55,252 --> 00:00:57,337 This fat guy was dancing... 8 00:00:57,463 --> 00:00:58,714 ...then he slipped! 9 00:00:58,839 --> 00:01:01,633 If you think this is funny, you should see "funny cats." 10
1 00:00:31,687 --> 00:00:33,355 Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Hill. 2 00:00:33,522 --> 00:00:35,607 Just give me one second to find Bobby's test. 3 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:37,401 Excellent, great work. 4 00:00:38,068 --> 00:00:40,320 Satisfactory, needs improvement. 5 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:41,780 Unsatisfactory. 6 00:00:41,905 --> 00:00:43,240 Yes, here's Bobby. 7 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,743 "D-"? 8 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:47,786 Dang it, Bobby. 9 00:00:47,911 --> 00:00:49,288 I expect more from someone 10 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:51,790 with no extracurricular
1 00:00:33,564 --> 00:00:35,315 Good evening. Customer service. 2 00:00:35,482 --> 00:00:37,776 Yes. I had, uh, some suggestions 3 00:00:37,901 --> 00:00:39,987 I'd like to talk to you about. 4 00:00:40,154 --> 00:00:41,989 Oh, a talker. 5 00:00:42,072 --> 00:00:45,325 You have reached our Automated Suggestion Center. 6 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:47,619 Please leave your message for... 7 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,038 Phillip Martin. 8 00:00:51,623 --> 00:00:53,459 But then the rash went away, 9 00:00:53,584 --> 00:00:55,669 and I could wear pants again! 10 00:00:55,752 --> 00:00:57,129
1 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,156 Bobby, your tire is flat. 2 00:00:42,364 --> 00:00:43,323 I know. 3 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:44,825 Well, why didn't you change it? 4 00:00:44,992 --> 00:00:47,244 Eh, this gets the job done. 5 00:00:50,664 --> 00:00:52,416 Sorry about your boy, Hank. 6 00:00:53,876 --> 00:00:56,044 If Bobby doesn't learn to take care of himself, 7 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,964 he's going to go from a kid who can't change a bike tire 8 00:00:59,089 --> 00:01:01,800 to a man who can't change a car tire. 9 00:01:01,925 --> 00:01:03,886 Well, maybe his wife will be handy
1 00:00:35,649 --> 00:00:37,067 Thank you for helping us 2 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:39,528 register for our baby shower, Aunt Peggy. 3 00:00:39,695 --> 00:00:42,364 Well, when I heard you planned to get all your baby supplies 4 00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:45,868 at 7-Eleven, I decided it was time to step in. 5 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:48,829 There are plenty of times that I wish I had a device 6 00:00:48,996 --> 00:00:51,165 to hold me upright in the bathtub. 7 00:00:51,373 --> 00:00:52,624 Got it. 8 00:00:52,833 --> 00:00:55,210 I can't believe that in less than two weeks 9 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:58,338
1 00:00:33,147 --> 00:00:34,815 I'm starting to worry. 2 00:00:35,023 --> 00:00:36,692 Mr. Strickland's been in his office 3 00:00:36,859 --> 00:00:39,153 with the door shut for more than an hour. 4 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:41,947 Maybe he's passed out drunk on his mini-toilet. 5 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:44,074 Maybe he's stone-cold dead. 6 00:00:44,158 --> 00:00:46,452 Dang it, I'm going in. 7 00:00:46,535 --> 00:00:48,787 Take the defibrillator, honey. 8 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:52,916 People, I've been on the horn 9 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,961 with the National Propane Gas Consortium.
1 00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:32,855 Yep. 2 00:00:32,938 --> 00:00:34,106 Yep. 3 00:00:34,189 --> 00:00:35,399 Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:35,482 --> 00:00:38,402 Did you guys watch last night's episode of Survivorguy? 5 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:41,155 I can't believe he used a snake like a lasso 6 00:00:41,321 --> 00:00:42,739 to swing across that ravine! 7 00:00:42,865 --> 00:00:44,450 - That was amazing. - Dang ol' hardcore, man. 8 00:00:44,575 --> 00:00:46,285 Survivorguy's not tough. 9 00:00:46,368 --> 00:00:49,663 I've been using snakes as lassos since the second grade.
1 00:00:39,736 --> 00:00:41,113 I hate this day. 2 00:00:41,196 --> 00:00:44,283 The anniversary of the worst day of our lives. 3 00:00:44,408 --> 00:00:47,786 The day we lost our state championship game. 4 00:00:49,913 --> 00:00:51,331 Arlen High sucks! 5 00:00:51,498 --> 00:00:53,250 Mustangs! Mustangs! 6 00:00:53,459 --> 00:00:54,960 What's up, losers? 7 00:00:55,127 --> 00:00:56,545 Oh, man, here we go, man. 8 00:00:56,662 --> 00:00:59,081 Talkin' 'bout every got-dang ol' year, man, come by. 9 00:00:59,256 --> 00:01:01,133 Taunt walk, suckas. 10
1 00:00:33,897 --> 00:00:35,732 Welcome to Speakerz Music. 2 00:00:35,816 --> 00:00:38,026 - Can I help you find something? - Yes. 3 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:40,195 I have discovered this new singer. 4 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,031 His name is Michael Bublé. 5 00:00:43,157 --> 00:00:44,283 He's a crooner. 6 00:00:44,491 --> 00:00:46,452 Huh. I always assumed that 7 00:00:46,577 --> 00:00:48,412 people who wanted to buy that type of music 8 00:00:48,495 --> 00:00:50,873 would do it anonymously online. 9 00:00:51,081 --> 00:00:53,417 You can buy music online?
1 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,946 - Breakfast race! - Breakfast race! 2 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:55,878 I win! 3 00:00:56,044 --> 00:00:58,589 No fair! Interference from the wife! 4 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,177 Dale, for the last time, 5 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:05,179 you cannot store your poisons in the fridge. 6 00:01:05,262 --> 00:01:06,763 We keep our food in here. 7 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,391 Come on! I labeled it this time. 8 00:01:11,143 --> 00:01:12,144 Hello? 9 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:13,411 Nancy, Tom Chick here.
1 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:43,907 You call that a flag, Hank? 2 00:00:47,703 --> 00:00:49,872 Dang that Milton Street! 3 00:00:57,838 --> 00:01:00,215 Bobby, would you do me a favor and stand up? 4 00:01:00,299 --> 00:01:02,176 I just want to see if you still can. 5 00:01:05,929 --> 00:01:07,848 Come on, Bobby. Why don't you come out 6 00:01:07,973 --> 00:01:10,058 and help us put up Fourth of July decorations? 7 00:01:10,267 --> 00:01:13,395 Thing is, Dad, that sounds totally boring. 8 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,607 It's cool if you're into boring, but I'm not. 9 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:21,361
1 00:00:32,271 --> 00:00:35,065 I've identified two of your problems, Bill. 2 00:00:35,149 --> 00:00:37,192 There's no oil in your oil pan, 3 00:00:37,276 --> 00:00:40,320 but lots of it in your windshield washer reservoir. 4 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:42,948 I don't know if we can save this engine. 5 00:00:43,031 --> 00:00:45,784 Our best bet might be to take out the floorboards 6 00:00:45,951 --> 00:00:47,786 and make this a Flintstones car. 7 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:49,997 I'd say you should donate it to charity, 8 00:00:50,122 --> 00:00:53,041 but charity people have enough problems. 9 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:56,378
1 00:00:32,896 --> 00:00:35,023 Gracie sure spits up a lot. 2 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:37,359 She's definitely her father's child. 3 00:00:37,484 --> 00:00:38,527 Wow. 4 00:00:38,652 --> 00:00:41,029 This is a particularly good mail day. 5 00:00:41,238 --> 00:00:42,406 Paycheck... 6 00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:44,283 auto club magazine... 7 00:00:44,366 --> 00:00:46,118 jury duty notice. 8 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:47,661 Oh, no. 9 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,538 West Arlen Youth Baseball. 10 00:00:51,915 --> 00:00:53,459
1 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,941 Ahh... 2 00:00:36,191 --> 00:00:38,777 Now let's work on your fire safety. 3 00:00:38,944 --> 00:00:41,155 See this? 4 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:43,031 Ahh... 5 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,284 Don't ever play with this. 6 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:48,662 I told you, I am ready to come back to work. 7 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,540 I just need to work around the baby's schedule. 8 00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:55,461 Well, she falls asleep between 8:00 and 10:00 in the morning 9 00:00:55,544 --> 00:00:57,004 and then again at 1:30.
1 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:04,243 Summer. 2 00:00:04,368 --> 00:00:06,495 It's what America does best. 3 00:00:06,620 --> 00:00:08,580 Heck, we were born in the summer. 4 00:00:09,915 --> 00:00:11,125 Oh, my goodness. 5 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:15,212 Will you look at this outdoor sofa and coffee table? 6 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:16,296 Wow. 7 00:00:16,505 --> 00:00:19,258 See, the trend today is to make your outdoor space 8 00:00:19,341 --> 00:00:21,927 feel less backyard-y and more living room-y. 9 00:00:22,052 --> 00:00:23,137 Come on, Hank.
1 00:00:01,907 --> 00:00:03,325 Yep. 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:04,618 Yep. 3 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:06,036 Yep. 4 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,663 Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:07,788 --> 00:00:10,874 So, what do you guys want to do today? 6 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:12,543 Well, hmm. 7 00:00:12,626 --> 00:00:14,628 We fixed Boomhauer's car. 8 00:00:14,837 --> 00:00:17,673 We've gotten Bill's house as far as it's gonna go. 9 00:00:17,798 --> 00:00:21,427 Does anybody have anything to varnish or weather-strip? 10
1 00:00:33,981 --> 00:00:35,941 Dinner is almost ready, Hank. 2 00:00:36,024 --> 00:00:37,401 Turkey chili. 3 00:00:37,484 --> 00:00:40,320 It sounded so crazy, I just had to try it. 4 00:00:40,529 --> 00:00:42,906 Well, I'm just gonna make a quick call to my mom. 5 00:00:43,031 --> 00:00:45,284 I haven't checked in since yesterday. 6 00:00:46,618 --> 00:00:47,661 Hello? 7 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:48,829 Greetings. 8 00:00:48,912 --> 00:00:51,373 My name is Prince Jabari. 9 00:00:51,457 --> 00:00:52,916 I live in Nigeria, 10
1 00:00:32,062 --> 00:00:35,983 Gentlemen, today I achieved a significant milestone. 2 00:00:36,108 --> 00:00:38,777 I killed my ten-thousandth rat. 3 00:00:38,986 --> 00:00:41,321 Mrs. Dunphy's Weimaraner gets co-credit, 4 00:00:41,447 --> 00:00:43,157 but I got my mallet in there. 5 00:00:43,323 --> 00:00:44,241 Wow. 6 00:00:44,366 --> 00:00:45,909 Like a dang ol' exclusive club, man. 7 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:47,619 Well, congratulations, Dale. 8 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,288 That's exciting news. 9 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:51,206 Look who's telling me about exciting.
1 00:00:34,106 --> 00:00:36,108 Thank God you're here, Bobby. 2 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,735 Lori and me are gonna make out in the janitor's closet. 3 00:00:38,819 --> 00:00:40,237 Will you be our lookout? 4 00:00:40,404 --> 00:00:41,655 No, I can't. 5 00:00:41,738 --> 00:00:45,242 Madame Pascal makes you explain why you're tardy in French, 6 00:00:45,367 --> 00:00:48,036 but I can only say my name. 7 00:00:48,203 --> 00:00:49,621 Dude. 8 00:00:50,247 --> 00:00:51,582 Just hurry up. 9 00:01:02,676 --> 00:01:04,595 Why aren't you in class? 10 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,889
1 00:00:33,272 --> 00:00:34,481 Bah! 2 00:00:34,648 --> 00:00:36,358 You're only gonna be gone a few weeks. 3 00:00:36,483 --> 00:00:38,068 Why'd you pack the whole house? 4 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:40,946 When you go to Laos, you have to be prepared for anything. 5 00:00:41,155 --> 00:00:44,116 Fancy dinner party, fishing on the Yangtow River, 6 00:00:44,199 --> 00:00:46,243 surprise lengthy hospital stay. 7 00:00:46,326 --> 00:00:48,412 Besides, I couldn't decide what sandals to bring. 8 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:50,873 You're in for one leech-infested vacation, lady. 9 00:00:50,998 --> 00:00:52,666 Closed-toe all the way.
1 00:00:33,605 --> 00:00:36,233 Pajama slide! 2 00:00:37,109 --> 00:00:39,194 Good purchase, Mom. 3 00:00:41,196 --> 00:00:42,739 I haven't even finished breakfast, 4 00:00:42,823 --> 00:00:44,074 and that boy ain't right. 5 00:00:44,241 --> 00:00:45,659 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 6 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,411 You and Bobby are on your own tonight. 7 00:00:47,494 --> 00:00:49,830 I'm going to Minh's for Ladies' Game Night. 8 00:00:49,997 --> 00:00:52,166 You're leaving us alone? 9 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:55,586 But you're a good buffer for when things get awkward.
