King Of The Hill - Thirteenth Season English Subtitles

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Ripped By mstoll

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Breakfast race!
Breakfast race!

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(coughing)

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(choking)

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(slaps back)

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(wheezing)

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(sighs)

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I win!

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No fair!
Interference from the wife!

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Ripped By mstoll

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HECK: You call that
a flag, Hank?

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Dang that Milton Street!

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(chomping)

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(sighs)

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Bobby, would you do me a favor
and stand up?

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I just want to see
if you still can.

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(grunts)

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Come on, Bobby.

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Ripped By mstoll

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I've identified

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two of your problems, Bill.

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There's no oil in your oil pan,

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but lots of it in your
windshield washer reservoir.

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I don't know if we can save
this engine.

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Our best bet might be
to take out the floorboards

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and make this a Flintstones car.

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I'd say you should donate it
to charity,

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Ripped By mstoll

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(baby crying)

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Gracie sure spits up a lot.

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She's definitely
her father's child.

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Wow.

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This is a particularly
good mail day.

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Paycheck...

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auto club magazine...

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jury duty notice.

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Ripped By mstoll

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Ahh...

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Now let's work on
your fire safety.

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See this?

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Ahh...

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Don't ever play with this.

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I told you, I am ready
to come back to work.

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I just need to work around
the baby's schedule.

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Well, she falls asleep between
8:00 and 10:00 in the morning

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(sighs)
Summer.

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It's what America does best.

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Heck, we were born
in the summer.

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(gasping)

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Oh, my goodness.

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Will you look at this outdoor
sofa and coffee table?

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Wow.

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See, the trend today is
to make your outdoor space

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feel less backyard-y
and more living room-y.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Mm-hmm.

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So, what do you guys
want to do today?

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Well, hmm.

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We fixed Boomhauer's car.

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We've gotten Bill's house
as far as it's gonna go.

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Does anybody have anything
to varnish or weather-strip?

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I remember I need to...

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Ripped By mstoll

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Dinner is almost ready, Hank.

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Turkey chili.

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It sounded so crazy,
I just had to try it.

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Well, I'm just gonna make
a quick call to my mom.

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I haven't checked in
since yesterday.

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(phone ringing)

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Hello?

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Greetings.

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Ripped By mstoll

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Gentlemen, today I achieved
a significant milestone.

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I killed my ten-thousandth rat.

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Mrs. Dunphy's Weimaraner
gets co-credit,

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but I got my mallet in there.

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Wow, man, Wow.

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Like a dang ol'
exclusive club, man.

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Well, congratulations, Dale.

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That's exciting news.

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Ripped By mstoll

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Thank God you're here, Bobby.

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Lori and me are gonna make out
in the janitor's closet.

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Will you be our lookout?

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No, I can't.

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Madame Pascal makes you explain
why you're tardy in French,

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but I can only say my name.

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Dude.

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Just hurry up.

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Ripped By mstoll

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Bah!

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You're only gonna be
gone a few weeks.

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Why'd you pack the whole house?

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When you go to Laos, you have
to be prepared for anything.

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Fancy dinner party,
fishing on the Yangtow River,

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surprise lengthy hospital stay.

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Besides, I couldn't decide
what sandals to bring.

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You're in for one
leech-infested vacation, lady.

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Ripped By mstoll

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Pajama slide!

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Good purchase, Mom.

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(sighs)

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I haven't even finished
breakfast,

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and that boy ain't right.

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Oh, I forgot to tell you.

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You and Bobby
are on your own tonight.

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I'm going to Minh's
for Ladies' Game Night.

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