King of the Hill - Third Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,367 BOBBY: Previously on King of the Hill: 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,599 CHUCK: ...and now Mega Lo Mart has propane... 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,675 Propane at Mega Lo Mart? 4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,142 - I gotta let you go. - You're firing me? 5 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:15,182 You don't have to take the test now. I gave the job to somebody else. 6 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,419 How you doing, Arlen? You ready to soft rock? 7 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,247 I'm breaking up with you. 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,410 [TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 9 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,622 [SNIFFING]
1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,670 [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,163 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 3 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,428 [BOBBY PANTING] 4 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,333 [SCREAMS] 5 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,843 Kid, where's your hall pass? 6 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,611 You got me. 7 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:51,651 My name is Ramon Tavares. I'm in Mr. Powell's class. 8 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,320 Ramon Tavares? 9 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,156 Why does your lunch bag say "Bobby Hill"? 10 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,554
1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,538 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:35,764 [GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 3 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,801 Morning, Dale. 4 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,948 - DALE: Hi, John Redcorn. - JOHN: Dale. 5 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,682 Morning, John Redcorn. 6 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:01,784 Peggy. Just dropping off a new healing herb for Nancy, 7 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,296 to help with her migraines. Ginkgo biloba. 8 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,492 Yeah, sure, I've heard of that. 9 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,864 [ROCK-AND-ROLL PLAYING ON STEREO]
1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,569 [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:38,000 Yup, I change my oil every 3,000 miles, 3 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,836 or when I get bored, whichever comes first. 4 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:42,476 [ALL LAUGHING] 5 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,179 DALE: I see London, I see France. 6 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,880 Told you, Hank. London and France. 7 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,285 Ladybird, no! 8 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,021 HANK: Get out of my underwear. 9 00:00:54,104 --> 00:00:55,489 PEGGY:
1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,872 [BABY WAILING] 2 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,231 [HANK CHUCKLES] 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,504 That's a cute baby, I tell you what. 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,612 We're trying to have a baby ourselves. 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:17,617 He doesn't want anyone to know, so I'm only telling complete strangers. 6 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:20,647 I might be able to help you out there. May I? 7 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,387 It's okay. He is the assistant manager of Strickland Propane. 8 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:27,618 [HANK SPUTTERING] 9 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:29,489 [BABY STOPS WAILING] 10
1 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,299 [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,261 [GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 3 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,274 NANCY: Here you go, sug'. 4 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,142 Two sugs, right? 5 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,616 They asked me to be the celebrity judge 6 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,651 at the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant next week. 7 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,318 Mrs.? Wait. 8 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,256 Do any women mature enough to have a family 9 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:57,948 really go in for that nonsense?
1 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:07,204 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:37,797 Good old Mason 1500. Handles like the day I bought her. 3 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:41,371 I tell you what, this is the only mower I'd want with me 4 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,944 if I were ever stranded on a desert island. 5 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:48,003 You are gonna kill at that lawn mower focus group tomorrow, Hank. 6 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,880 Now, Dale, a focus group is not a competition. 7 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,612 It's a chance for the informed lawn mower consumer 8 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,306 to give valuable input to the Mason Corporation 9
1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,428 [CLANKING] 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,595 Yup. 3 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:05,795 Yup. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,768 [BOOMHAUER IN AGREEMENT] 5 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:12,096 BILL: See? I told you it wasn't me going through your garbage. 6 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,740 See? Deer. 7 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,247 I guess we owe you an apology, 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,582 and I guess those were probably deer droppings, too. 9 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:21,911 Probably. 10 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,616
1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,002 [SOBBING] 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,815 [CHRISTMAS CAROL PLAYING] 3 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,416 [CHRISTMAS-STYLE THEME SONG] 4 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:54,083 [SOBBING] 5 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,359 I do love Christmas. 6 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:01,327 I like to celebrate the anniversary 7 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:04,591 of when Lenore left me seven years ago, Christmas Eve. 8 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,258 Best thing that ever happened to me. Yup. 9 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,960 That's nice, Bill. 10 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,562
1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,136 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,462 You guys are in big, big trouble. 3 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,536 This is the worst offense I've seen 4 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,902 in my 14 years as "C" fire investigator. 5 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:43,441 Dauterive, comma, William Fontaine Delatur, comma, 6 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,842 sergeant barber, comma, United States-- 7 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,438 Comma, numbskull, comma, shut up. 8 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,910 - Well, gotta go. - Sit down! 9 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:54,420 Nobody's going anywhere
1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,338 [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:06,798 [PEGGY SIGHING] 3 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,936 I'm getting some nice color. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,910 Look out, Mrs. Hill. Snake! 5 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,649 It's a harmless bull snake. I'd say he... 6 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:25,391 Pardon, she is about nine months old. 7 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:31,895 Your mom's as cool as most people's dads. 8 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,533 It's like that book they took out of the school library: 9 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,768 I've Got Two Dads. 10
1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,351 Bobby looks pretty good in that uniform. 2 00:00:04,429 --> 00:00:05,331 Yup. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,565 Yup. 4 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:07,934 [BOOMHAUER MUMBLING IN AGREEMENT] 5 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:10,939 Think the Cougars have a chance this year? 6 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,541 - No. - Nope. 7 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:19,910 [THEME SONG] 8 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,309 [SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 9 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,879 [SHUSHING] 10 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,314
1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:02,997 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:36,293 [SLURPING] 3 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,438 Yes, I do know the temperature. 4 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,471 Outside temperature is 98.6. 5 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,477 My body temperature is 63 degrees. 6 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:46,841 [LAUGHS] 7 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:49,282 Wait a minute. 8 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,509 [KAHN LAUGHING] 9 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,915 Out of way of working man. I try to get home. 10 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,456 Kahn, even old lady Matlow
1 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,733 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,564 So, meeting a woman on the Internet. How do you like that? 3 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,699 I'll take care of everything while you're away. 4 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,798 I even made a tape of all of your plants' favorite songs. 5 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,378 Bill, Peggy and I were thinking 6 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:48,005 Bobby could take care of Boomhauer's house while he's gone. 7 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,208 I see. 8 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:54,217 Bobby's a good kid, but you looked at his room lately? 9 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,241 So what do you say?
1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:04,127 BOBBY: It looks like a rabbit. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,632 PEGGY: I guess that's the tail? 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,774 PEGGY: Very good. What else do you see? 4 00:00:08,859 --> 00:00:10,836 BOBBY: That one looks like a pig. 5 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,637 No, wait. Maybe it's a ham. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,245 PEGGY: Bobby, in your imagination there are no wrong answers. 7 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,841 BOBBY: Look, Mom, a bee. 8 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:22,889 PEGGY: Yeah, I guess that could be maybe a puffy little wing and... 9
1 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,636 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,099 [CAR HONKING] 3 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:37,229 That's my ride. Uncle Hank, can I borrow $22.50? 4 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,808 I need $8 for the movie and $2.50 for popcorn 5 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:46,176 and $10 for dinner, and I want to play the claw machine. 6 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,884 I would give up the popcorn to play the claw machine. 7 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,283 You know, Luanne, it would be a lot less irritating 8 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,782 to give you a round number every now and then, 9 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,052
1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,535 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,266 Yup. 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,001 Yup. 4 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:36,669 Yup. 5 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,767 - What's with Hank? - I think he's worried about his mom. 6 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,675 Are you worried about your mom, Hank? 7 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,239 He's worried about his mom. 8 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,414 She and her friends were supposed to get here two hours ago. 9 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,013 Why she had to take on all this highway driving at her age
1 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,072 "New York style deli"? 2 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,504 They think that's a selling point? 3 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:14,104 Wow! They've got pictures of celebrities on the walls. 4 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,885 Howie Mandel. 5 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,454 [HANK SIGHING] 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,022 [GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 7 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,990 - What's a k-nish? - Honey, it's pronounced "nish." 8 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:28,858 The "K" is silent, and I have no idea. 9 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:32,397 Stuffed kishkes? Kreplach? 10
1 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:10,671 BOBBY: Dad, only two more inches to Wichita Falls. 2 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,748 Two and a quarter, Bobby. Good eye, son. 3 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,675 What's the best way to get to Corpus Christi? 4 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,365 The quickest way is straight down here. 5 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,814 But the best way is to go through Arlen. 6 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:27,360 It's one of George Bush's Communities of Excellence. 7 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,519 Arlen, huh? Is that where you're headed? 8 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,691 No, sir. We're on our way to Wichita Falls.
1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,569 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,159 DALE: Come on, baby, turn over. You can do it. 3 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,366 Turn over, baby. Come on. 4 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,472 Come on. 5 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,806 [DALE LAUGHING] 6 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:49,514 Hank, my mower won't start. Mind if I borrow yours? 7 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:54,244 - Almost turned over, didn't she? - Yeah, she was teasing me. 8 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,958 You didn't try to start it, Dale. There were no engine noises. 9 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,888 I'll try to start it. Can I borrow some gas?
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,366 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,136 REV. THOMASSON: So I told that state trooper: 3 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:39,228 "Ignorance of the Lord is no excuse either." 4 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,565 [CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING] 5 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,869 That was quick. 6 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,943 Well, the Winston Cup's on at noon, 7 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,275 and Rev. Thomasson always wraps it up in plenty of time. 8 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,940 And now, friends, 9 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:53,748 I'm sad to say that I've decided to retire from Arlen First Methodist.
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,366 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,223 [GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 3 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:38,235 The fork and the spoon Jumped over the moon 4 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,672 No. 5 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:40,796 [MOANS] 6 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,499 You got a letter. 7 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:47,247 It smells like the letters Luanne used to get from her mom in prison. 8 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,314 [SNIFFING] 9 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,177 Only prisonier. 10 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:54,250
1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:05,968 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,933 Here's $300 cash for my next semester, Miss Kremzer. 3 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,936 Count it. It's all there. 4 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:45,477 There's still an incredibly complicated hair dyeing exam coming up, Platter. 5 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:49,173 You've gotta pass that to even qualify for the final semester. 6 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,877 I won't let you down, Miss Kremzer. 7 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,781 Yeah, sure. 8 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,317 GIRL 1: Look, it's Luanne. 9 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,490 It sure has been a hard year for you, Luanne,
1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,170 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,023 [BUCK SLURPING] 3 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,692 You want potatoes with that, Buck? 4 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:38,133 You know I do, Miss Fybel. Scattered, smothered, and covered. 5 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,603 Hank will have the same. 6 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,835 Actually, I prefer my potatoes diced and chunked-- 7 00:00:42,903 --> 00:00:45,495 I already ordered for you. Now listen up. 8 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,244 Chamber of Commerce is putting together a coed softball league. 9 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,442 I want you to play and be head coach.
1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,502 [THEME SONG] 2 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,431 Listen, guys, I sent the cards out about a month ago 3 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,027 for our 20th wedding anniversary barbecue. 4 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:40,502 And Peggy is kind of a stickler for those things. 5 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:44,100 - So I'm gonna need your RSVPs. - Yep. 6 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:45,545 Yep. 7 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,581 All right, then. So it's official. 8 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:52,619 Are you gonna give her china, Hank? 20th anniversary's china. 9 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,382 My marriage only made it to wood.
