King of the Hill - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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Previously on King of the Hill.

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Go!

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You wanna jump or not?

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You got my check.
What do you care?

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I know where the Arlen Hospital is.

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Can you hold it in?

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Peggy, it's amazing.
You've got to do it.

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Uncle Hank,
Didi's having the baby right now.

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Wait.

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They can make a saw
that doesn't cut skin,

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but they can't make a parachute
that opens.

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Can we move this along?
I have a full day ahead of me.

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Boggle with Nancy at 2:00,
softball practice at 4:00,

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and at some point
I should probably take a shower.

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Now, Peggy, don't expect
to be 100% right away.

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It's likely your muscles
have atrophied.

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Well, what you may not know, Doctor,
is that every morning since the accident,

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- Sports Jock.
- And Chad. We're back.

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Now, don't tell me
Sports Jock took Pickins over Curney?

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Chad, if you don't want me
to tell you, I won't tell you.

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Change of subject.

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Here's a topic for the Sports Jock.

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Arlen High's very own
senior running back, Ricky Suggs.

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Everybody drink quiet.

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Oh, yeah.
Four touchdowns last night.

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I was at the Arroyo Diner

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Twenty biology quizzes
and not one smiley face.

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Their grades are
plummeting even faster

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than I did when I fell
out of that airplane.

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Peggy. remember the therapist
said to go easy on your spine.

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You may want to shorten
your back swing on those check marks.

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Hank, the best therapy for my back

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will be lifting my third straight
Substitute Teacher of the Year award

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high above my head in triumph.

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Look at her,
the Rubbermason 170L.

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Sure-grip handles,
multi-terrain tires,

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50-gallon capacity.

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- Yeah. Sold.
- All-terrain, man.

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Gentlemen, this trash can
is indestructible.

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You can tip it,
you can run it over with your truck,

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you can drop it from the moon,

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and provided it
made it through the atmosphere,

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Did you win?

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That's what I call losing the battle,
but winning the war.

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Hurry up, Hank. Finish your beer.
It could be the winning Alamo Beer can.

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The odds of winning that contest
are 1-in-1,000,000.

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Yeah, if you only drink one beer.

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Imagine, Hank.
A trip to New Orleans,

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a chance to meet
"Dandy" Don Meredith

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and win one of those really
big cardboard checks.

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Another Thanksgiving with
Hank Hill's famous smoked turkey.

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What can I bring this year, Hank?
Straws?

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Well, Bill, we're...

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And by "we" I mean me,
my family, and this turkey,

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we're all going to Montana
for Thanksgiving.

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Yeah. See, Peggy and her mom
don't always get along,

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and now Mother Platter's
starting to take it out on propane.

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She says it can't get the job done
when it comes to smoking turkey.

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Yeah.

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Yahoo, buddy!

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That is one right here.

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She is power.
Enormous yellow power.

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I feel like my whole life's been leading
to this day.

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So let's see how you guys did.

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It's the biggest
septic tank they had.

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They sold one just like it
to a bowling alley in Austin.

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The guy tried to put us
in a little home unit.

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Come on, Ladybird, fetch.

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That's right. You can get it.

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Come on, girl.

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Fine, it can stay there for all I care.

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Get it. Come on.

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Get him the ball, already.

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Here you go, boy.
Take it easy on Ladybird, Bobby.

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She's 91 years old in dog years.

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Each time she fetches, it's like
seven fetches for you or me.

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Boy, I tell you what, Chappy, you've got
some good-looking trees this year.

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Is that a dig?

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'Cause it ain't funny, Hank.

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I wasn't trying to be funny.

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Sorry, Hank, but people
ain't buying trees this year.

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They're buying batteries
and bottled water.

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It's the millennium, Hank.

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That's crazy.

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Everyone's known about the millennium
for almost a year now.

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Shoot.

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Okay, no problem.

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The exclamation point
is a crutch anyway.

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Maybe that's a clever musing.

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Mom, I'm home from school.
I think I'm gonna soak my feet.

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Tough day, Bobby?

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- We got this new sub who--
- What's her name?

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- Mrs. Donavan.
- Donavan?

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She has been out of the game
for three years

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This is nice country.

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Maybe I'll retire out here,
tell them all to go to hell.

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This may seem like
an exotic getaway

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from the hustle and
bustle of the alley,

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but if you lived out here for a month,
you'd go crazy.

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The cows seem happy.

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Well, that's because
they're not being slaughtered.

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Talk to them again in two weeks.

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The people out here are simple folk,

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It's right over here. I'll show you.

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Honey, I'm gonna go
to the restroom.

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Hey, Dad, when you go up
to give your acceptance speech,

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do you want me to stand next to you
and pretend I'm doing sign language?

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Bobby, the Blue Flame of Valor Award
is the highest honor

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the Texas Propane Gas Association
can bestow

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upon any current or active member
in peacetime.

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Show some respect.

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Previously on King of the Hill:

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You are in public with this little bimbo.

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I need you to protect me
from Miz Liz.

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You are having an affair
with her husband.

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I was having an affair with my boss.
You're my boss now.

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Hank.

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I'm not going to let Peggy
find out about any of this.

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You know what?
Debbie is history.

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My God! Debbie.

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- Shouldn't she be wearing a life vest?
- No.

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Here we go.

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Let's go, Kahn Jr.

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I'll see you later, Bobby.

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Wait, I can ride home with you.
We could sit in the back and hold hands.

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Maybe next time.

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My mom's got this new moisturizer
I've been sneaking.

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- Very smooth.
- My hands are still pruney.

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- It wouldn't be fair to you.
- What?

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Boy, look at Pops go.

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Eighty years old and
he still has the reaction time

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to miss the sprinkler heads.

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Tony Curtis is 80.

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Look at him.
Now he's just showboating.

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Come on, Pops, let's see those hands
at 10 and two.

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Mr. Popizito?

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Oh, man. Hey, man.

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I tell you, it's sad. But at least
he went doing what he loved.

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I'm getting a lot of interference
on the bedroom TV.

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What do you say you
unplug your "Peggy's,"

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put down the classifieds,
and come on to bed?

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As a former restaurant manager, I am
accustomed to setting my own hours.

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And unfortunately,
these are the hours I have set.

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I know you miss
running that restaurant.

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It's not the restaurant I miss.
It's the people, Hank.

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Managing people.

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Don't cold-can me!

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Here you go. RSVP means

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respondez-vous, s'il vous plaît,

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which in redneck means,
"pick up phone and call

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to give me head count for big
Laotian New Year's party."

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New Year's party?

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We're not falling
for a New Year's party in April, Kahn.

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We are not April fools.

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You are dumb as chimps.

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Who's getting chocolate milk
if he sits still?

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I'm getting chocolate milk if I sit still.

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Bobby, how'd you like to come
to the barber shop with me tomorrow?

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I don't think it's up to you, Hank,
or you, Bobby.

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Peggy, you've put in 12 great years
cutting Bobby's hair.

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And he's been very good about it.

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But Bobby's a big boy now,
and I think

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he can handle seeing those copies
of Esquire Jack has lying around.

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So, you say Linda did your toes?
She's a butcher.

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Do you wanna do the New York Times
crossword puzzle?

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It's what New York couples do
every Sunday.

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Like Tony Randall and his wife.

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I know what I'm doing this summer!

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"Language Camp at Middlebury"?

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It's not as much fun
as that ad makes it look.

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No. "The Stagedoor
Pines Theater Camp.

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Perform comedy at a real

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Oh, sweet Lord!

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Hello? Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.

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Unannounced service check.

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We've got a storage tank situation
that requires immediate attention.

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Someone here?

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Mr. Winston,
we've got a problem here.

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When you replaced your regulator,
you didn't replace the copper pigtail,

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- and now you've--
- Thank God!

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Thank you, Hank.
You saved my life.

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Dale, your wife's a weather personality.

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Does she have any idea
when this drought's gonna end?

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No relief in sight.

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And that's straight from the AP news wire
to Nancy to me to you.

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Stage One water rationing wasn't too bad.
I just cut out Peggy's Crystal Light.

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When we hit Stage Two,
I took away Bobby's baths.

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But Stage Three is killing my lawn,
and that affects everyone.

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Bobby! Have you lost your mind?

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I've got a girlfriend now.

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Okey-dokey. Now, we'll be
with Dale and Nancy at Chef Ling's.

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I don't know the number,

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but if there's any problem,
just penetrate the Gribbles' perimeter.

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The alarm company will page them.

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I don't need a baby-sitter.

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Bobby, Luanne is
not here to baby-sit.

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She is here because
she misses you,

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and she wants to
spend time with you.

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No, I...

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I have done it, Hank!
I have finally done it.

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I have gotten someone
to respond to my letter.

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You see, Peggy?

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You just needed to find a pen pal
with as much free time as you have.

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No. I sent song lyrics
to every major country music star,

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and I finally got this
from Mr. Randy Travis.

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Randy Travis?

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"Dear song writer,
we regret to inform you," blah, blah,

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