English Subtitles

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- Oh, hell yeah.

2
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That's badass.
You're a fucking warrior.

3
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You're Tarzan.
You tame the jungle.

4
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Now do one
where you're smiling.

5
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- Okay.

6
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- Bigger smile.

7
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Bigger. Come on.

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Think about
all the snakes you killed.

9
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- No, I didn't like
killing snakes.

1
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- Yo, it's Zay.
Leave a message.

2
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- Zay, it's me.

3
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I know you pissed.

4
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8 1/2 months of silence
has made that very clear.

5
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But look, I just--

6
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I'm worried you might
be dead, all right?

7
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So if you could just send me
a text saying "not dead"

8
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that would be a--

9
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Shit!

1
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- Things are good,
they really are.

2
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We have a lot of fun together.

3
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I mean, he's thoughtful
and romantic,

4
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and he surprises me.

5
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- I'm sensing a "but" coming.

6
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- But he puts up walls.

7
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Any time I try to ask him about
his day or his childhood,

8
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he finds a way
to steer it back to me.

9
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- And do you not enjoy that?

1
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Hello.
- Hi.

2
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- Okay.

3
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Great to see you again.
- Yeah.

4
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- Okay, so there's
nothing to worry about.

5
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I think we make
an offer to Rodney

6
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and then see how he responds.

7
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And from there, we can--

8
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ah, shoot.

9
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Do either of you have a pen?

1
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- Hi, there.
- I don't think so.

2
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- Champagne?
- Not tonight.

3
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- What's this?

4
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- Dale and soda.

5
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- What do I owe you?

6
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- It's on him.

7
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- Oh, Jesus.

8
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- Cut!
- That's a cut.

9
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- What the fuck? Where is he?
Does he know his cue?

1
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- You know what
a death roll is?

2
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It's how alligators
kill their prey.

3
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You see, gators
are ancient creatures,

4
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violent things.

5
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Their bite's strong
it can cut through bone.

6
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But they can't chew.

7
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So when they clamp down
on their prey

8
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and they pull it underwater

9
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and they start flipping over

1
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- Oh, I gave it
to his old neurologist.

2
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Came by to check on him.
- Neurologist?

3
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I don't have a neurologist.
- Yes, you do.

4
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He was just here, Dr. Todd.

5
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- Who the fuck is Dr. Todd?

6
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- Oh, shit.

7
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- What?
- Don't worry.

8
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Dr. Todd said cognitive lapses
and memory loss

9
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are a common side effect

1
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- Welcome to Lil' Piggies.

2
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What looks good
in the trough today?

3
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- Hi, let me get two
number six combo meals.

4
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One with fries. One with rings.

5
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And both with Dr. Blancos

6
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and then, uh...

7
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I just remembered
it's my birthday,

8
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so I want my free shake.

9
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Vanilla.
- Next window, please.