Julia Zemiro's Home Delivery - Second Season English Subtitles

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Hi, I'm Julia. I am your driver.

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This is Home Delivery,
where I use all my driving skills

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to take some of my favourite funny
people back to their childhoods.

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Well, where are we going today?

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We are driving along the
Victorian Coast down to Warrnambool,

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home to one of our biggest comedians.

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Dry as a bone, laconic
and self-deprecating,

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he is the larrikin boy next door.

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Let's meet Dave Hughes.

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Hi. I'm Julia.

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This is Home Delivery where I take
some of my favourite funny people

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back to where it all began.

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In her crazy, successful career, so
far she's been the queen of stand-up,

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a TV host extraordinaire,

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breakfast radio's
most highly-paid woman,

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an internationally successful author
of kids and adults books,

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and a web mogul, thanks
to her latest baby, the Hoopla.

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She is a one-woman

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Hi, I'm Julia.
This is Home Delivery -

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where I take some of
my favourite funny people

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back to their childhoods

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and peek under their doonas.

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Now, where are we today?

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Well, there's sand,
there's the Harbour Bridge.

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No, we're not in Sydney.
We're in Newcastle upon Tyne

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in the United Kingdom,
where I'm going to meet

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one of my favourite comedians.

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Hi, I'm Julia. I'm your driver.

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This is Home Delivery,

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where I take some of my favourite
funny people

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back to their childhoods
to see how it all began.

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It's been nearly 20 years
since I saw this week's guest

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on a comedy stage.

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Funny and formidable,

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she quickly established herself
as a unique voice in comedy.

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We may not have comedy royalty,

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Hi. I'm Julia. This is Home Delivery.

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We are in Bath - Jane Austen country.

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It would be a nice segue to say we're
about to meet comedy's Mr Darcy,

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but I like to think of this fellow
more as a gentleman explorer -

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a Darwin
or an Alfred Russel Wallace -

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because today we're doing
a home turf delivery.

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He's been a constant presence
on our screens in QI and Black Books,

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and he's known for a humour that is
as cerebral as it is side-splitting.

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Hi, I'm Julia. Hop in.

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This is Home Delivery,

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where we drive funny people
back to their childhood homes

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and try and find a parking spot.

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This week's passenger is
a stand-up comic

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but he beautifully breaks
the stand-up mould.

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You'd call him unique,
if that word was unique enough.

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He's Sam Simmons.

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Oh!

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Hi. I'm Julia. This is Home Delivery.

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We're here in Porthcawl,

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a little seaside village
west of Cardiff, in Wales,

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to meet a self-confessed
late bloomer.

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It's not often a comedian is voted
Best Newcomer at the age of 40,

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but Ruth Jones was.

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She then quickly established herself

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as one of the UK's
most popular performers,

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jumping out of our screens
with hilarious characters

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Hi, I'm Julia.

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I'm your driver.

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This is Home Delivery -

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where I take some funny people
back to their childhoods

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to find out just how far
the apple falls from the tree.

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This week we're meeting one of the
most exciting new voices in comedy.

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An Aussie whose humour is equal parts
weapon and peace pipe.

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Let's meet the wonderful
Nazeem Hussain.

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♪ Jump in my car

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Hi, I'm Julia. I'm your driver.

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This is Home Delivery, where I take
some of my favourite funny people

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back to their childhood homes

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and retrace
those first wonky steps they took

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on the path towards
who they are today.

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Every now and then,
an actor comes along

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who sums up
what it is to be Australian,

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who seems to speak to us
and for us.

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