Isekai Ojisan (Uncle from Another World / 異世界おじさん) English Subtitles

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PEDESTRIANS AND BICYCLES ONLY

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2017, fall.

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NURSE STATION
PATIENT ROOMS

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My uncle was struck by a truck
when he was 17.

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After 17 years of being in a coma…

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he awoke.

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Irellars Granbahamal tona galtoeba rilex.

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He had gone insane.

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Yes, well…

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The number of views has been declining.

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FIRE VS ICE

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The latest video, Gas flame vs Ice magic,
seems unpopular.

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The comments were harsh, like,
"A pointless waste of resources."

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We must tighten up our budget from today.

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I will stop bidding on online auctions.

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-What's that?
-I got it at last.

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This magazine listed the final result
of SEGA SATURN readers' choice.

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Unfortunately, I hadn't had the chance
to see the results.

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Bamboo

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Laundry-hanging rods

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Bamboo, laundry-hanging rods

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I'm home.

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Bamboo, laundry-hanging rods

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UNCLE:
YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE

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GET HOME

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SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD

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75 MINUTES AGO

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Fujimiya said she's coming later.

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THE FAMILIAR OF ZERO VOL.14

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Look what we have here.

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Takafumi brought a naughty book to school!

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It's not naughty.

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Let me see it!

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-Stop it!
-Naughty, naughty!

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Oh, no. Kacchan is picking on Takafumi.

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He's done for.

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All the illustrations are of women.

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I knew it was dirty.

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How about earning money
as a pro baseball player?

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If you use magic
to pitch at 625 miles per hour,

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you can win a huge contract.

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Over 100 million yens guaranteed.

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When I was in high school, I didn't like
the guys on the baseball team.

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They acted like they owned the classroom.

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If so--

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But I knew that they practiced hard,
sweating under the brutal sun.

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I don't want to trample on their efforts
by cheating with magic.

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Seriously? Three bronze coins?

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This ain't enough pay
for all the hauling we did!

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What am I supposed to do
with a half-dead orc?

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Wait until you hear him talk!

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Plenty of other shops might want him.

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Damn him.

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I found a scouring pad along the way.

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How much can you give us for this?

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A filthy piece of trash.

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Hey!

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How long have you been there!?

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The door was locked-

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Give me back that hoodie I lent you.

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You gave it to me, so it's mine now.

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I'm never giving it back.

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So there!

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You're such a tightwad.

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Fine then.

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Regsuuld Stagga

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I am the hero chosen by fate...

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The Shining Crusader...

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Alicia Edelcia!

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Oww! What!?

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Don't stab the sword in hard ground!

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We just bought it!

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Erk... Sorry!

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Ack, the blade's dinged up...

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Hell Shredder Zwei...

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Ah geez, he liked it enough to name it...

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August 2018

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A month of record-breaking high temperatures across all of Japan.

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Hm? Huh?

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What's wrong? It's not reading the disc.

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It might be the hot weather.

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Or because of deterioration.

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Wh-What? What? Why?

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No way! No way! No way! No way!

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Uncle! Calm down!

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We can fix it! We can fix it!

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This is where that suspicious man lives...

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I have to protect Fujimi!

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Um... Takaoka Takaoka...

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So hard... no doorplate

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Hello there!

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You came to play too?

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No, no...

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What are you doing?

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- Ah! please save me... - Brother Takafumi!

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- Hey, you're here

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It's a hypno-beast!

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It got Lenia to open the door!

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Take care of her, Raiga

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On it!

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Edgar, fend off the beast!

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Roger!

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Reylo Kasradoseld!

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Those are Anti-Magic birds!

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If we don't defeat them

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we won't be able to use Kuroki's magic

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Subtitles by [SubsWhen] (https://anidex.info/user/20225)

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- Warning audio?
- Yeah.

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If you accidentally played a CD-ROM of
SEGA Saturn with something like a boombox...

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You may risk damaging the speakers.

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In order to prevent that, some disks
contained a warning message.

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It's fun finding a disk like that and listening to the message.

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Hm? Where's the CD boombox...?

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We don't have a CD player here.

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That said, neither do I.

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A fire...

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Dragon?!

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Orc-face, you didn't...!

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I did.

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Forget fighting some freaky thing with no physical body.

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The Blaze Dragon.

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I'll let that dragon consume the thing's healing energy, its "Divine Might".

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And then I'll slay it!

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Umm...

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Alicia!? And Raiga and Edgar!