Inside No 9 - Third Season English Subtitles

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V.T.R.No 7226 THE DEVIL OF CHRISTMAS
Part one, take one.

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In five, four, three...

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Please come, it's warm inside.

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I have already made a fire
for you.

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Oh! That's better.

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Toby, be a dear and shut the door,

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otherwise we'll all catch our
deaths.

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What a gloomy thought,
catch our deaths.

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He said, "I don't bother with
the Grand National any more."

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"Last year, my horse started at
33-1 at Aintree and ended up as"

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"two for one at ASDA!"

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Excuse me. Could we get the bill,
please? Of course.

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Anyway, like I was saying, we
were at Lingfield... '89, was it?

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No, it was later than that. Eh?
Yes, it was after Diana had died.

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What's she got to do with it?
I just remember.

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All right, well, '99, whatever.

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What's going on?
Who are you?

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Oh, for God's sake, you scared
the living crap out of me then! Jesus!

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- Are you all right?
- I just need to sit down for a second.

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Oh, shit!

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Sorry,
I didn't mean to startle you.

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That's all right.
You haven't got a towel, have you?

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Yes.

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Testing...
Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?
Hello?

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Testing...

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Shit!
Nearly snapped my hair off!

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- ♪ Don't... Don't you want me? ♪
- Not dressed like that.

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Don't!...

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It's nice, isn't it?

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You haven't thrown away
those jam jars, have you?

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I was collecting them
for the spring fair.

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No, they're under the sink.

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You've gotta fill them with
stuff for raffle prizes.

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What's wrong with the jam?
That's a good prize.

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Well, try telling that
to the PSA.

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There's a list of approved items.
It's on the fridge.

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Well, well...

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"Make yourself comfortable"?

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Is that supposed to be funny?

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Hello.

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Are you all right?

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Don't mind me,
I'm just being nosy.

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What do you reckon?

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I'm...
I'm working tonight.

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