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Impastor - First Season English Subtitles

 Impastor - First Season

Series Info:

Released: 15 Jul 2015
Runtime: 30 min
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director: N/A
Actors: Michael Rosenbaum, Sara Rue, Mircea Monroe, David Rasche
Country: USA, Canada
Rating: 7.6

Overview:

Buddy Dobbs (Michael Rosenbaum), a slacker on the run from a loan shark, steals a man's identity and ends up posing as a small town's new gay pastor.

Apr 04, 2020 09:33:20 Joyoson English 43

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Impastor Season 1 Full Episodes 1 to 10.

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Enjoy Perfect Sync of Episodes 1 to 10. 
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Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 38.32KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,511 --> 00:00:02,710 [Dean Martin's Ain't That a Kick in the Head?] 2 00:00:02,746 --> 00:00:05,482 (Buddy) People kill themselves for lots of reasons. 3 00:00:05,484 --> 00:00:07,550 Me? I just have two. 4 00:00:07,552 --> 00:00:09,419 - [grunts] - ♪ How lucky can one guy be? ♪ 5 00:00:09,421 --> 00:00:11,755 All I need is one day. Hand to God. 6 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:15,091 I am getting a big inheritance tomorrow from my Uncle Doug. 7 00:00:15,093 --> 00:00:17,758 He made his money in tires. High-end radials, 8 00:00:17,794 --> 00:00:19,211 not that cheap crap. 9

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 33.69KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,587 Previously, on Impastor... 2 00:00:01,652 --> 00:00:04,040 What do we really know about this guy? 3 00:00:04,063 --> 00:00:05,458 I think it's marijuana. 4 00:00:05,531 --> 00:00:07,391 You don't sound like any preacher I've ever met. 5 00:00:07,401 --> 00:00:10,262 Dude on dude action... it's the best. 6 00:00:10,805 --> 00:00:12,566 You tell everyone you're a pastor. 7 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,009 I know what you really are. 8 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,446 Five to one it's Buddy Dobbs. 9 00:00:15,488 --> 00:00:16,909 Hard to tell without a face. 10 00:00:17,991 --> 00:00:18,993 I couldn't get over

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 32.11KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,903 --> 00:00:02,543 Along with Barlow's identity, 2 00:00:02,637 --> 00:00:04,241 I took his life savings 3 00:00:04,340 --> 00:00:07,074 and put it all in a rock solid investment: 4 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,740 the Steelers minus 3 1/2. 5 00:00:08,839 --> 00:00:09,739 Pastor Barlow? 6 00:00:09,839 --> 00:00:11,706 I'm Charlotte Nelson. 7 00:00:11,807 --> 00:00:14,039 Thank you for coming to Aunt Ruby's wake. 8 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,638 Happy to be here... 9 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:17,705 on this most solemn occasion. 10

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 28.96KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,598 --> 00:00:01,980 Previously on Impastor... 2 00:00:02,315 --> 00:00:04,065 I'm going to the police. 3 00:00:04,150 --> 00:00:07,819 Unless, of course, you have something to hide. 4 00:00:07,938 --> 00:00:09,854 All I had to do was get the necklace 5 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:12,323 back on Aunt Ruby and I'd be safe. 6 00:00:12,442 --> 00:00:13,525 Shh. 7 00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:17,161 You have the bluest eyes I've ever seen. 8 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,531 Kenny? I didn't expect-- 9 00:00:19,616 --> 00:00:21,699 For me to ever find you?

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 30.07KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,118 --> 00:00:01,388 You're Alexa now. 2 00:00:01,508 --> 00:00:03,495 I guess I should get this changed. 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,685 Alexa, is he hassling you? 4 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,828 Because if he is, tell me. Let me help. 5 00:00:07,948 --> 00:00:09,177 When I was a teenager, 6 00:00:09,225 --> 00:00:10,698 I was involved in a bank robbery. 7 00:00:10,713 --> 00:00:12,299 Holy shit. 8 00:00:12,322 --> 00:00:13,843 All right, he's going to come after us. 9 00:00:13,901 --> 00:00:15,655 Parole officers are public record. 10 00:00:15,689 --> 00:00:16,906 You son of a bitch.

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 33.97KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,203 --> 00:00:02,300 Previously, on Impastor... 2 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,422 Damn it. He totally bought 3 00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:05,267 the whole parole officer bluff. 4 00:00:05,302 --> 00:00:07,591 I don't think we're ever gonna see him again. 5 00:00:07,626 --> 00:00:10,357 What is going on down there? 6 00:00:10,392 --> 00:00:12,284 Baptism! 7 00:00:12,319 --> 00:00:15,454 So, you wanna go somewhere, or is this a car jacking? 8 00:00:15,489 --> 00:00:17,247 I would like to see you again. 9 00:00:17,282 --> 00:00:18,470 You're a total babe.

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 35KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:01,847 (Buddy) Previously on Impastor... 2 00:00:01,882 --> 00:00:05,924 All of my instincts tell me that he is a good man. 3 00:00:09,145 --> 00:00:09,889 Oh! 4 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,235 What do you need a private line for? 5 00:00:11,289 --> 00:00:13,265 What affair? I don't know what you're talking about. 6 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,933 That jumper we hauled out of the bay? 7 00:00:15,019 --> 00:00:16,439 Dental records came back... 8 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:19,363 some pastor from Florida named Jonathan Barlow. 9 00:00:20,973 --> 00:00:22,862

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 27.7KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,996 Previously on Impastor... 2 00:00:01,996 --> 00:00:04,545 The best thing about our church, Pastor Barlow. 3 00:00:04,579 --> 00:00:05,913 Bbay, one more time! 4 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,624 - Yeah! - What are you doing? 5 00:00:08,744 --> 00:00:11,273 - He plays for my team. - I'm not so sure about that. 6 00:00:11,294 --> 00:00:13,022 You're very charming. 7 00:00:13,869 --> 00:00:15,335 You available? 8 00:00:17,024 --> 00:00:18,598 I am now. 9 00:00:20,426 --> 00:00:23,130 Some mornings you wake up asking the big questions:

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 32.44KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,202 --> 00:00:01,957 (male announcer) Previously on Impastor... 2 00:00:01,995 --> 00:00:03,544 Oh, my gosh, I did it. 3 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:05,464 You electrify me. 4 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:08,752 You're having an affair with Dora. 5 00:00:08,972 --> 00:00:09,919 Dora? 6 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:11,651 Did you come here to have your way 7 00:00:11,662 --> 00:00:13,544 with a poor, defenseless woman? 8 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,107 You sure? 9 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,638 And I find that incredibly sexy. 10 00:00:20,013 --> 00:00:21,183 You do?

Sep 22, 2015 06:29:56 30.25KB Download Translate

1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,097 ...next move. 2 00:00:00,132 --> 00:00:02,831 We are very proud to have a gay pastor. 3 00:00:02,916 --> 00:00:05,200 There is something off with this guy. 4 00:00:05,285 --> 00:00:07,002 Are you free? Can I come over? 5 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:10,403 Hello, Buddy. 6 00:00:10,446 --> 00:00:14,208 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 7 00:00:14,243 --> 00:00:15,743 Aren't you gonna invite us in? 8 00:00:15,828 --> 00:00:18,495 Well, I would, but the place is a mess. 9 00:00:18,581 --> 00:00:23,000