House of Lies - Second Season English Subtitles

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Welcome to the new economy,
America.

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You open your mouth,
and the damage

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just spills right out.

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My name is Marty Kaan

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and I'm
a management consultant.

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How do you make improvements
on a masterpiece?

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Me and my team talk people
into thinking

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they really need us...
just enough

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Previously on House of Lies...

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A lot of weird stuff
happened that night.

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I blacked out...

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So, did we...?

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I don't remember, either.

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My name is
Julianne Hofschraeger,

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and I am the interim CEO.

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We are promoting
Jeannie Van Der Hooven.

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Got the big old
please-don't-sue-us promotion.

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Previously on House of Lies:

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Viva Las Vegas, baby!

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You know you've been banned
from all betting areas?
You need to leave.

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Marty's b-school friend,
Tamara.

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Well, if you've been doing
reading, then I'll shut up.

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Uh, would you?
Because that would be great.

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Dushkin!

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So, you're in town
consulting with Pincus, right?

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Previously, on House of Lies...

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Hi.
Hi! Hi.

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You know, you got your
cute little vegan chef.

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Come on, this isn't you,
Monica.

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Me? My name is
Julianne Hofschraeger,

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and I am the interim CEO.

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You think your house is
a better place for me to be,

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but you keep not showing up
for me, Dad.

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Previously on House of Lies...

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My name is
Julianne Hofschraeger.

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You know that we're
hemorrhaging business

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with the big guys
leaving, right?

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You're the new Jesus Christ
and I am counting on you

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to close like a motherfucker.

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But trust me, I'm not here
to outshine you.

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'Cause I'm the goddamn sun.

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I fucked my boss,

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Previously on House of Lies...

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U.S. National Bank
has requested

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a sit-down with
a team headed

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specifically
by you.
Ah.

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I mean, I don't have
to tell you how valued
you are here at Galweather.

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You are one
of our stars.

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My God. I have a 94% match

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with a Shy Sarah.

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Previously on House of Lies...

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U.S. National Bank
has requested a sit-down.

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Hey, everyone,
I'm Mr. Criswell.

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Look at all you little Michelle
Obamas working in the field.

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He wants to be governor
next go-around.
Governor?

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But I'm the lucky girl
that gets

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to eat, sleep, and breathe
his political future.

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Nigga, what's your problem
with me?

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Previously on House of Lies...

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We're really dancing
around each other,

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and-and I...
I was hoping we could...

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Let it remain really awkward.

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I call, you get here

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on the first--
not the second,

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not the third--
flight.

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What do you want, man?

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Why are you here?
30-year-old scotch.

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Previously on House of Lies:

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I'm out. I'm gonna
start my own shop.

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Is that Marty on the line?

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Remind him
that I own his ass.

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I own your ass,
motherfucker!

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I got into an altercation
with the cops.

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I'm moving forward.
I'm happy.

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I wish you could
move forward, too.

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Previously on House of Lies...

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So, you and Doug met
on a dating Web site?

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They're a great way to
weed out douche bags.

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I feel like, um... we're really
dancing around each other.

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Let it remain really awkward.

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What do you want, man?
Why are you here?

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Dad was in a pretty bad
car accident two weeks ago.

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You told Kevin
we're sleeping together?

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Previously on House of Lies...

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There's nothing going on
between Marty and I.

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Huh.
Nothing.

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I am sleeping with Tamara.

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That's what I like
about you, Marty.

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You shoot straight.

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So Kevin decides to take
this job in New York

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even after we promised
one another that my career

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would take priority.

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Previously on House of Lies...

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I'm out. I'm gonna
start my own shop.

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You want to fuck my shit up?
I will fuck

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yours up, too.

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I was thinking that
it was time for you

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to run your own pod.

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I thought you were
coming with me.
I am.

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I can't do it.
I'm calling Marty.
No!

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