House of Lies - Fifth Season English Subtitles
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A subversive, scathing look at a self-loathing management consultant from a top-tier firm. Marty, a highly successful, cutthroat consultant is never above using any means (or anyone) necessary to get his clients the information they want.
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House.of.Lies.S05.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG
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1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,009 Previously, on House of Lies... 2 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,634 There's an 87% likelihood 3 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,525 - that we're gonna sleep together, so... - Ha! 4 00:00:12,526 --> 00:00:14,089 To the blower-uppers. 5 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:16,109 Right now we're at five to one. 6 00:00:16,110 --> 00:00:18,009 - You guys did it. - I love you. 7 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:19,733 We're the team from Galweather. 8 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:20,814 Other people do what you do 9 00:00:20,815 --> 00:00:22,804 without leaving a swath of destruction. 10 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,814
1 00:00:06,970 --> 00:00:09,363 ♪ Yo, here at Davis/Dexter I'm the CFO ♪ 2 00:00:09,405 --> 00:00:10,998 ♪ I'm the one who counts the money ♪ 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,240 ♪ Makes the profits grow. ♪ 4 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:13,534 Previously on House of Lies... 5 00:00:13,576 --> 00:00:15,978 It's Kaan and the associates! 6 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:17,648 If you make an end run around the CEO 7 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:19,662 and go to the board, it's gonna look like 8 00:00:19,704 --> 00:00:20,730 you're gunning for his job. 9 00:00:20,772 --> 00:00:21,965 I am trying to save Teddy 10 00:00:22,007 --> 00:00:24,034 from his own lousy business plan.
1 00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:08,229 Previously on House of Lies... 2 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:10,099 Clyde just took Jeannie's office, like that. 3 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:11,109 - No... It's mine! - It's mine! 4 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:12,109 You guys make this shit better. 5 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,119 - We'll make it better. - See that? 6 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,199 That's why Clyde gets the office. 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,179 - Kelsey. - What, Clyde? 8 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:18,739 You got a real, functional heart in there. 9 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:20,450 - I don't want to share you with anyone.
1 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,455 Previously, on House of Lies... 2 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:10,029 I want to buy you, Marty. 3 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:14,109 - We pay you to walk the fuck away. - Go fuck yourself. 4 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:15,570 Funny running into you outside the dungeon. 5 00:00:15,571 --> 00:00:17,149 - I know. - Uh, the, wha-huh? 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,229 Doug and I play in a weekly 7 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:20,039 - Dungeons & Dragons game. - Right. 8 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,179 You think you might consider maybe going out with me? 9 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,149 - Who the fuck are you?!
1 00:00:07,511 --> 00:00:08,455 Hustle it up. 2 00:00:08,491 --> 00:00:09,939 Previously on House of Lies... 3 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,727 I know you thought you'd made it into Marty's most 4 00:00:11,728 --> 00:00:13,961 intimate circle, and here comes Jeannie, and just like that... 5 00:00:13,996 --> 00:00:16,664 booted unceremoniously down the hall, out of the old pussay. 6 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:17,381 Ew. 7 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:18,666 I want to buy you, Marty. 8 00:00:18,668 --> 00:00:20,551 It's been a while since your people 9 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:21,919 could buy my people. 10
1 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,646 Previously on House of Lies... 2 00:00:08,681 --> 00:00:09,847 That's right! 3 00:00:09,883 --> 00:00:11,849 - You get a partnership! - What? 4 00:00:11,885 --> 00:00:14,118 - And you get a partnership! - No. No way! 5 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:15,386 Are you serious?! 6 00:00:15,388 --> 00:00:18,155 We are on our way to Angeles Crest Highway. 7 00:00:18,191 --> 00:00:21,626 Don't worry, I'll have Jeremiah home by 2:00, Mr. Kaan. 8 00:00:21,661 --> 00:00:23,027 I'd like for you to advise the campaign. 9 00:00:23,062 --> 00:00:24,362 All right, I want you
1 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,050 I am actually kind of into you... 2 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:11,953 Previously on House of Lies... 3 00:00:11,988 --> 00:00:13,988 So yeah, I would go out with you. 4 00:00:14,024 --> 00:00:14,989 You can get me a TED Talk? 5 00:00:15,025 --> 00:00:15,990 Yeah, the executive curator, 6 00:00:16,026 --> 00:00:17,225 she's my friend. 7 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,826 Well, they've asked me to give a TED Talk, so... 8 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:19,727 Are you giving a TED Talk, 9 00:00:19,763 --> 00:00:21,496 or like a special TED Talk? 10
1 00:00:07,023 --> 00:00:08,956 It's touchdown time. Come on! 2 00:00:08,992 --> 00:00:11,826 - Previously on House of Lies... - Does Tess really want 3 00:00:11,861 --> 00:00:13,828 a D&D tutorial 4 00:00:13,863 --> 00:00:15,763 or does she want a lover? 5 00:00:15,799 --> 00:00:17,065 I can totally get you a TED Talk. 6 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,600 Aah! 7 00:00:19,636 --> 00:00:21,169 Looks like I'm gonna have to press flesh with the fans. 8 00:00:21,204 --> 00:00:23,237 - Excuse me. So... - 'Cause you know 9 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,340 what billion-dollar clients mean? Big, fat fucking zeroes
1 00:00:08,282 --> 00:00:09,848 Previously on House of Lies... 2 00:00:09,883 --> 00:00:11,116 I know you got a day job, 3 00:00:11,151 --> 00:00:12,450 but I'd like for you to advise the campaign. 4 00:00:12,486 --> 00:00:14,219 I represent the Kohl brothers. 5 00:00:14,254 --> 00:00:15,220 Cha-ching. 6 00:00:15,255 --> 00:00:16,421 We could be there 7 00:00:16,456 --> 00:00:18,590 - for Phoebe in a very real way. - Fuck yeah. 8 00:00:18,625 --> 00:00:19,791 Assuming your ex-wife 9 00:00:19,826 --> 00:00:21,493 - doesn't win the offer first. - Correct.
1 00:00:06,985 --> 00:00:09,419 Cuba strategy for the Kohl brothers. Let me hear it. 2 00:00:09,454 --> 00:00:11,221 Previously on House of Lies... 3 00:00:11,256 --> 00:00:12,589 Communists stole our birthright. 4 00:00:12,624 --> 00:00:13,790 We're gonna take back what's ours. 5 00:00:13,825 --> 00:00:15,658 We are orbiting the fucking payday 6 00:00:15,694 --> 00:00:17,327 to end all motherfucking paydays. 7 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:19,896 Assuming your ex-wife doesn't win the offer first. 8 00:00:19,931 --> 00:00:21,564 Seven times my revenue. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,765
