House M.D. - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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Who picked this dump?

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You suggested it.

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I suggested you look into it.

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Sorry, the online reviews...

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Were obviously written by some geek
in their own marketing department.

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Next time,
call someone you know.

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Stop relying on a computer
to do your job for you.

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Brightsize Apparel,

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eight sexual harassment suits
in two years.

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Bring it up about six more feet.

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Okay, go ahead
and start dropping it.

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Whoa. Whoa!

4
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Class is over.

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What's going on?
Who are you?

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I'm a doctor. Did you have
a corneal transplant five years ago?

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Yes.

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Every other patient who had
a transplanted organ from that donor

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is either dead or dying.
You got a purse?

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I still can't believe
you talked me into this.

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Come on, honey,
you're gonna throw him off.

3
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It's okay, I'm almost done.

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A little more light
on your hips.

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God.

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Why couldn't you have come up with this
before I had two kids?

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You look amazing.

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Okay, I think... Yeah, I'm done.
Want to come take a look?

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I can't.

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Do you see them anywhere?

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Why don't we go back to their house,
wait for them there?

3
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Yeah, because they'll
probably answer the door

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the 16th time I knock.

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There they are.

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Hi. I'm sorry
I followed you here.

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I just really wish you could give me
a few minutes of your time.

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I know you never agreed
to make it an open adoption,

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but I just figured

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Do you want a lean body for summer?
Well, the time to start is now.

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No gimmicks, no crash diets,
and absolutely no drugs.

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Think healthy, and be healthy.

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You can start now,

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just pick up the phone
and become the best you you can be.

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Cut! Going again.

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Sorry.
Did I mess up the commercial?

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No, it's fine.
Are you okay?

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I think it's cramps.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Come back to bed.

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Give me a minute.

5
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You get 20 seconds.

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Hey. What are you...

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Female, late 20s,
tonic-clonic seizure.

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Duration of the seizure?

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A little over three minutes.

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Does your friend

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What time?

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4:30.

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- Why so late?
- Make-up test in social studies.

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Did you invite
Shelby for Saturday?

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No.

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- Do you want me to call her?
- Yeah, that'd be great.

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You calling a 12-year-old girl
for a sleepover.

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- It'll be fine.
- Make you a deal.

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I'll call a friend

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Excuse me. I've been waiting here
for over an hour.

2
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All I need is a refill
on my migraine medication.

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We'll get to you
as soon as we can.

4
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You can get to me now.
It'll only take you two minutes.

5
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You're not an emergency.

6
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This isn't an emergency room.

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And it's not gonna go any faster
by pissing me off.

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- Got a minute?
- No.

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He's got a good pulse.

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Maintain head stabilization
and flip him over.

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On my count, guys.
Ready? Go.

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Sir, we're paramedics.

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The mailman saw you
having a seizure.

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We had to break down your door.

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You know what your name is?

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On my count,
one, two, three, up.

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We're taking you
to the hospital.

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We're starting a fund.

2
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Then you don't need me.

3
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- The man's injured, can't work.
- His fault.

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We're family,
we depend on each other.

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We're not family,
we're co-workers.

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He's not even that any more.

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I can't believe
you just said that.

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Can't come between a man
and his beer money.

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See the big heavy machinery?

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Joy to the world,
The Lord has come

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Let Earth receive her king

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Let every heart prepare him room

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And heaven and nature sing
And heaven and nature sing

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And heaven,
and heaven and nature sing

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This sucks. This is why we need
to make a statement, you know?

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I don't think that...

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What? You afraid
we'll end up in detention?

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Well, yeah.

1
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Damn it, Zach. This is the last time
I'm turning around.

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The next time you forget something,
you're gonna be on your own.

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I can't play without a stick.

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Then I guess you won't play.

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I don't care.
I suck anyway.

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Don't say that.

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I'm the worst guy
on the whole team.

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- No, you're not.
- Then who's worse?

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Don't worry about anyone else,

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Let's stay focused, Johnny.

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What are you looking at?

3
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Who is she?

4
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That's Miss Cindy,
Zeke's new aide.

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What happened to his old aide?

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She got married.

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So, first,

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you want to rub the glue on the paper
in any shapes you like.

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Why do people get married?

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The trick to onions,

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cut them in half lengthwise,
but leave the roots on,

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then make your vertical slices.

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I need a dozen.
Think you can handle this?

5
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A dozen is 12, right?

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Next, we add mustard greens,
spicy and they pack a nice punch.

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Plus, they're really
good for you, improve mental function,

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protect against rheumatoid arthritis,
even inhibit certain types of cancer.

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Are you going to chop those onions

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That's okay, Eileen.
I got this.

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You sure?

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Yeah, you get home.

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Thanks, Danny.
See you in the morning.

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I'll be here.

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Food's gone, Daryl.
We're closed.

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You wouldn't happen to have an extra
coat in there, would you?

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- You're wearing a coat.
- A winter coat, man. It's cold.

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Come on.

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I want to reassure you.

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Your child can have
a completely normal life.

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How can a baby have
male and female DNA?

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It's a condition
called genetic mosaicism.

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The ambiguous genitalia
can be surgically repaired.

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Repaired?

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Made to look more typical.

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More typical?

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But you haven't even
told us if the baby's a boy or a girl.

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Bye.

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I want to be alone with my wife.

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I'm a selfish SOB.

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I never got you to Rio.

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There was always

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one more problem at the stores.

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You deserved better than that.

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I love you.

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I always have.

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I'm ready.

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Am I going to have
to give a speech?

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You're the publisher,
can't you do it?

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I can warm them up,

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but you're gonna have to get over
this fear of public speaking

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before the book tour.

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Everybody! Can I have
your attention? Thank you.

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Tim has a few words to say.

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There you go, Tim.
They're warmed up.

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Well.

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Hey!

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How long have...

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Blunt force trauma to the head did
the fatal damage.

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Since the accident,
he's had a continuous...

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Can't get up.
What's wrong with my legs?

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Hey, someone talk to me!

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Hey, you don't hear me
talking to you?

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Great heart for transplant.

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Who?

1
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You have a patient
waiting. See?

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I'm waiting for a follow-up.

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If you're talking
about Mr. Casdin,

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he has a deceased
sticker on his file,

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as do all the other follow-ups you have
scheduled for today.

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Whoops!

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I had colds all winter.

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I've been in this room a while,
but it's spring now, right?

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I feel run down,

1
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You made your point, now how about
letting us do our job?

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Our point will be made when your company
stops tearing down this mountain.

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Then who's gonna
feed our kids? You?

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If you really cared
about your kids,

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you'd want them to have air to breathe
when they grow up.

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What did you say,
you son of a bitch?

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You guys aren't the problem.

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You're being hurt
more than anyone.

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- You look like superman.
- I'm nervous.

2
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You're gonna kick ass.

3
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I think your mom is trying
to get your attention.

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Check it out.

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- You're not deaf.
- I'm proud of you. Close enough.

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- Gotta go.
- Good luck.

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00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,728
It'll be okay.

8
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I'd have to change schools.
I'll barely see you.

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You won't see me at all

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145 pounds. Johnson, Miller.

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House.

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House.

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I know you're not asleep.

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That insight would be
a lot more impressive

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if you weren't just a product
of my exhausted brain.

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Aren't you curious
about why I'm here?

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Curious why no French maid's outfit,
no spanky pants...

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I'm a hallucination,
not a fantasy.

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- It's way too fast.
- It felt good.

2
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If we can clear the stage,
quickly please.

3
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Maury, it's too fast.

4
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It's exactly the same.

5
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Then slow it down.

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Everything all right, Jeremy?

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Sure. Ready
whenever you are.

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From the allegro please.

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What's his problem?

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The risotto isn't bad, but it's not
what Chef Zane did back at Fortunato.

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He replaced the rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.

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And what is this stock?
Did he get it out of a can?

4
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My fish isn't bad.

5
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But it's not great either, I'm sure.
I warned you against the snapper.

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Do you think it'll calm down?

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God. I hope so.

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That guy is a bit of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?

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The food's not spicy at all,