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House M.D. - Second Season English Subtitles

Jan 15, 2022 03:24:42 krynomore English 38

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House (2004) Season 2 S02 (1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1 Panda)

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Runtime: S02E01 - 00:43:42; S02E02 - 00:43:47; S02E03 - 00:43:24; etc... Extracted from mkv, removed hearing impaired, corrected OCR errors, merged short lines, split long lines, spell checked, and fixed common errors.  
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Deep-fried shrimp.
And lobster.

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I never had lobster. What,
do they boil them or grill them?

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Which one's better?
Just get them both.

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And I know I need
a strawberry malt.

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And then there's those chocolate
donuts, they come in a box.

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We'll do our best to accommodate.
Tomorrow you'll be moved to a holding cell.

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That's where
you'll get your last meal.

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You also have a constitutional right
to a spiritual adviser of your choice.


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To all your friends,
you're delirious

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So consumed in all your doom

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Trying hard
to fill your emptiness

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The piece is gone

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Ten-minute warning.
I'm fine.

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- What about your meds?
- Got it, Mom.

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You are beautiful
no matter what they say

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House!

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- Need you.

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Good morning.

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Hey, Alfredo.

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- You done already?
- No. Not yet. I finish tomorrow.

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- Mexico playing Argentina on TV?
- No, no.

5
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My asthma is very bad today.

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Six years, Alfredo.
You can't lie to me.

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- I'm throwing a dinner...
- First thing tomorrow...

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Party's tonight.

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A little rain and I'm gonna have to
put buckets on the dining room table.

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Hey!

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Dr. Sebastian.

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Two pallets of antibiotics
for tuberculosis.

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We've got six pallets
worth of patients.

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Stoia Tucker needs a math
lesson. I'm headed back tomorrow.

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Hey! Hey!

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Come on, come on. Come
on, kids, let the truck through.

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Move those boxes quick,
quick. Let's move! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

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Let's go!

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I ought to have this framed.

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My last bill from Princeton.

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And I thought
we were celebrating

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the fact
that I actually graduated.

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I always knew
you'd be able to graduate.

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What I didn't know was whether
I would be able to pay for it.

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Your mom,
she'd be so proud of you.

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You always say that.

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I'm so proud of you.

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As the riders begin
Lap Two, Jeff Forster is leading the pack.

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They're jockeying
for position, now...

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This is so cool.

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Did we miss anything?

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They've got, like,
11 laps to go.

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We gotta find a good place where
we can see the sign when he goes by.

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Wait up, kids!

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There is a strong
chase pack forming led by Vernonski...

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At this point in the race,

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My offer's withdrawn.
You can walk to work.

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Got it. You're morally outraged.

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Now, can we get through this part?
'Cause the next part's awesome.

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How do you rationalize
something like this?

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You broke into Stacy's therapist's
office.

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- Borrowed a key.
- And stole her treatment notes.

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Nope. I made copies.
"Mark is," and I quote...

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"withdrawn, passive
aggressive, won't communicate,

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Welcome to
the world of illusion!

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What is real and what is magic?

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This is what you will wonder

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as I perform feats
that will astound you!

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As you see,
there is nothing up my sleeve.

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And this hat,
it's just an ordinary old hat.

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Watch, as I wave
three times above the hat,

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and whisper the magic words.
And now...

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Blue Calamari is still in the lead,

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but Ample Parking is making strides,
and is now in fourth, third,

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and holding second place, while
Blue Calamari is at a steady speed.

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And down the stretch they come!

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Ample Parking comes from behind.
And it's Ample Parking by a nose.

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This is the last call for the third
race. You may still wager if you hurry.

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Here's your information
on the race...

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Out of the way.
Cripple coming through.

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So there I am, on my 25th birthday,
driving from Wheeling, West Virginia,

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to Bensonhurst,
in a Dodge Dart with no radio

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and a gunrunner
named Barrelhead,

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who insisted we sing every
Jimmy Buffett song he could recall.

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What could I say?
The man was heavily armed.

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So, 500 renditions of Margaritaville
later... My first cover.

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Eight thousand words on how Barrelhead
and his friends were transporting handguns

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for sale to New York City.

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Hi, kids.

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Mommy, look what I made.

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Oh, wow.

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It's a farmer and a cow
and some horses.

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It's beautiful.

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It's for Ted's office.

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Oh, he's gonna love it. And
it'd be nice if you called him Dad.

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Give me a big hug.

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Secret is the Haas avocados. I
can e-mail you the recipe if you want.

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All right, hold on.
I got the turn up here.

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Oh! How cool was that?

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That was way cool!

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- My turn.
- Sorry, that's not allowed.

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I just signed
15 pages of forms saying

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- you gotta ride on the back.
- I don't see any lawyers around.

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- You know that's not the point.
- No.

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You just wanna keep
all the fun to yourself.

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Give me my next change.

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I think I'm gonna puke.

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- Not on this dress.
- I'm serious.

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Kate Moss was doing this at 13.
You have two years on her.

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Yeah, that's what I like to see.
You got this.

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The next show, you're bride.

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Did Austin just offer you bride?

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It wasn't a real offer, Dad.
He was just being nice.

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These shoes are gonna be impossible
to walk in.

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- Two spades.
- Three hearts.

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It's all yours.

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I'm void.

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And that's five.

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And that's six. Not bad.

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On a slam contract, you normally
wanna play your winners early.

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- Sorry, Daddy.
- You're learning. You're doing fine.

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Connie Gilman's a good player.
And a widow.

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I should take her out
because she can play bridge.

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Your weight is 113.9 pounds.

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You gonna make me hurt you?

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- No
- I didn't think so.

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Are you alright? Did I hurt you?

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Bob!

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Bob! What's wrong?
What happened? Talk to me.

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Oh, my God! OK, honey,
hang on, hang on.

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9171, what is your emergency?

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Yes, we need an ambulance
at 10600 Xavier, unit 4-B.


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- It's almost 11:00.
- She needs a lot of sleep these days.

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Please, Mrs. Bardach,
I haven't seen her for a week.

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- I'll see how she's feeling.
- Thank you.

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You know what to do.

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- All done?
- Yeah.

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I scrubbed for 45 seconds,

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did the nails, all the way down
to the elbows, the whole deal.

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- Are you sick?
- No. No, no.

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The human heart is a giant muscle

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squeezing or contracting
over 60 times each minute.

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That's 3,600...

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At this point,
your blood is a deep purple

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because it's just finished
dropping off oxygen

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for all the parts of your body.

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Come on, follow me.

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Come on.

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Ian -

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Hannah, you okay?

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- Still can't sleep?
- I'm fine.

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Can I do anything to help you?

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Just go back to sleep.
I'm going to go get a glass of wine.

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- I can keep you company.
- You have work in the morning.

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Are you sure you don't want me to?

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I'll be right back. Just sleep.

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Hannah?

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Hannah?

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Do you feel the Spirit?

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And in the 39th year of his reign,
Asa was diseased in his feet

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until the disease was exceedingly great,

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yet he didn't seek help from the Lord,
but from the physicians.

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Now, there is nothing wrong
with seeing a doctor.

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But can a doctor heal through the power
that Jesus gave his disciples?

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Men of science can walk through life
with blindfolds,

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never knowing that you or I
could not take a single step

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Gosh! I guess he got away.

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Can Baby Shoes come out to play?

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Come on! Hands on your head.
Climb out.

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I can't climb out
if my hands are on my head.

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Just keep them where I can see them,
man. Come on.

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- You high, popo?
- Yeah, man.

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Catching morons makes me high.

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Lift your shirt up by your collar
and turn around.

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Would you look at that?

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Previously on House.

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You high, popo?

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A cop with a sense of humor.

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You check the cop car.

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Also check his personal car, work, home.

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Foreman, get out!

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Am I the only one who finds this funny?

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You stole my article.
I wouldn't do that.

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We're not friends. We're colleagues.

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Son of a bitch!

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Honey?

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- Are you all right?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm just fighting off
a stomach bug.

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I'll be fine.

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- Did he sleep OK?
- Great, as long as I was holding him.

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I can't wait for colic to be over.

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Hold on, Mikey. Bath time's coming.

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He lifted his head yesterday.

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Take the day off.

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I know that one.

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I was at the studio
when Grandfather recorded it.

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You thinking about your mom?

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Mama, everything, my whole life.

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It was all a lie. I never knew you.

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I never knew you were my dad.

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Your life's gonna be okay, Leona.

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You're a good kid. You got it together.

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You survived the last eight months
on your own.

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He's got a temperature of 103.

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And why do we care?

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Because we're human beings.
It's what we do.

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He said he was at a luncheon meeting.

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You took his history?

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The guy looks like Harpo.
You should see him.

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You asked him what book
he's currently reading?

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It's hilarious
to watch him try and talk.

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I asked him anything I could think of.