House M.D. - First Season English Subtitles
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House M.D. Season 1 (2004) DVD Rip Complete
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1 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:48,213 Why are you late? You're not going to like the answer. 2 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,647 I already know the answer. I missed the bus. 3 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,652 I don't doubt it. No bus stops near Brad's. 4 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,154 You spent the night, the alarm didn't work-- or maybe it did. 5 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,656 I didn't sleep with him. Girl, either there's something-- 6 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,659 I missed the bus! 7 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,662 There's something either very wrong with you or something very wrong with him. 8 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,665 There's nothing wrong with him.
1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,972 On your right. On your right. On your right. 2 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:08,132 Back, back, back, back, back. Come on, buddy. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,077 Yeah, Dan! Yeah! 4 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,876 Yea! Yea! 5 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:19,282 Back, back, back, back, back. Watch the winger! 6 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,425 Yeah! 7 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,847 You okay? 8 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,984 Dan? Dan, talk to me. 9 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,757 Dan. Dan.
1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:06,972 I didn't sleep well last night, and I woke up with a scratchy throat. 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:11,807 I just don't feel so good. Uh, cough. 3 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:17,544 Yeah, um-um, I have a bit of an upset stomach too, and I think I'm running a fever. 4 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:22,611 I'm just worried I might be contagious. 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:27,524 Inventory. Tomorrow. I'm-- Yeah, I'm sure I'll be feeling better by then. 6 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,860 Thanks, Mr. Innabe. 7 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:36,625 I cannot believe you just did that. 8 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,536 I-I really do have a cough. 9 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,938
1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:04,198 Radiologist, contact 5317. 2 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:07,706 Radiologist, contact 5317. 3 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,038 Amber. No. 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,977 Why not? Amber's a stripper name. 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,345 Find me one stripper named Amber Hartig. 6 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,350 Or not. Okay. 7 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,046 Non-stripper names. Um, Desiree? 8 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:23,055 Bambi? Kandy Kane? 9 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,489 Max.
1 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,535 We are condemned to useless labor. 2 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,541 Fourth circle of hell. 3 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:13,409 Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,881 Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,783 I'm pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless. 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,912 You're over two weeks behind in your charting. 7 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:26,357 Oops. I missed. 8 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:29,418 - What are you, eight? - Could an eight-year-old do this? 9 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:33,057
1 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:06,462 Cat got your tongue? 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:09,474 No. You killed the cat. Cut off his head. 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,669 Need to take a look at this. 4 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,646 Mom? Mom. 5 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:16,739 Mom, it's okay. 6 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:23,654 Just a couple of questions before I can authorize extending her disability benefits. 7 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,317 I don't like her. She's fat. 8 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,288 I could lose a little weight. 9 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,031 You all right?
1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:05,498 So now the plan is either find ourselves a new counselor, 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,166 stick it out with the old one, but go more often, 3 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:11,074 or resign ourselves to the fact that she's never gonna be happy... 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:16,013 no matter what I do, so let's take the money we're wasting and put it towards a membership at Lakeview. 5 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,210 I'm guessing the last option has yet to be formally presented. Yeah. 6 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:22,254 Geez. What's with you? You usually run half speed to stay with me. 7 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:26,122 Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 8 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,560
1 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,254 You. Give me that. 2 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:07,060 What are you talking about? 3 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,499 - Mrs. Miller? - Shh. Your phone, young lady. 4 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,629 - I was just switching it to silent in case someone called. - No, you were cheating. 5 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:14,969 - Please. Like I have to cheat-- - Lady? 6 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,339 I said wait! 7 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,379 Give it here. Sure. 8 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:27,479 Love the blouse. 9 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:35,053 - I-I need to use the bunk room.
1 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,074 This is a really nice room. 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,442 Yeah, it sounds thick. Too bad he's not coming. 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,573 Look, I talked to him myself. He'll be here. Right. 4 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:20,745 You're the one who said that the song could use a horn part, so I got the best-- John Henry. 5 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:24,051 You think I'm stupid? Ofcourse I do, but that's not the point. 6 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,058 He'll be here, okay? 7 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,997 Take a left up ahead. 8 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:39,266 South Street? I canceled this gig.
1 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,281 Hi. 2 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,078 Sounds like a good party. 3 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:21,143 Twenty bucks. Okay, no problem. 4 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,213 I, uh, just-- I got it in here somewhere. 5 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:30,859 Oh, you know, I'm-- 6 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:34,297 I'm sorry. I guess I must have forgotten to go to the machine. 7 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:37,097 Yeah, and brush your teeth. 8 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,866 Lady, you don't have two cents. 9 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,071 Well, I can-- I can get it from-- from my friend who's inside.
1 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,474 What do you say now? 2 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,746 I don't know. 3 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:23,584 You said your dad wouldn't be home for an hour. 4 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:26,557 I know, but it-- You don't know-- Don't you love me? 5 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,356 Ofcourse. You know I-- Then, come on. Let's do it. 6 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,421 All right. 7 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:46,841 Where are they? Nightstand. 8 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,819 Gentlemen, start your engines. 9 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:03,589 I so want this car!
1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,931 Are you thinkin' about taking drugs? 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,941 Well, think again, because drugs are not the answer. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,000 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,238 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 5 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:19,851 Two years ago, I was a star. I won n-nine games in a row. 6 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,548 - But by the end of August, I was gone-- - Cut! Cut! 7 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,461 - Not good, huh? - Well, you caught the ball. 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,088 Yeah. 9 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:37,865 Look, I usually don't, you know, give line readings, but let me-- Try this.
1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:05,694 It's all about the tongue, man. You stick it in their mouth, 2 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,575 but not all the way. 3 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,577 They like that? Dude, they love it. 4 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:16,975 What are you doing? Climbing. 5 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:25,016 Just deep enough to lick her teeth: slow, one at a time, like you're painting them. 6 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,060 This girl Rachel, she's a junior. 7 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:31,564 - She's experienced. - Mom says I gotta be home by 5:00. 8 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:36,068 Just chill, okay? And hop the fence before someone sees you. 9
1 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:09,735 Where are those projections? Three, six and nine are in their folders. 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,277 Can I have some more-- Excellent. Tea's at your seat. Hello. 3 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,246 Oh, hold on. 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:18,113 Ben Federman again, another pre-call. 5 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:22,780 We did the pre-call. Is this the post pre-call call? 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,381 The board's gonna want specifics with the push into the Asian markets. 7 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:27,392 Ben, there are no specifics about Asia. 8 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,985 We came up with that as a Hail Mary at 3:00 in the morning...
1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:04,358 Collins working on King here, top of the key-- 2 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:07,338 dribbling around him, coming around the corner there, he's up! 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:09,841 Two points! Beautiful play. 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,877 Now, that's a great play. 5 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,413 If you testify, no one can protect you, 6 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,415 especially the feds. 7 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,883 - We'll keep you safe, Joey. - Right. In Witness Protection. 8 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,715 This great new life he's giving you? 9 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,654 You're sackin' groceries at some goat-town Stop and Shop,
1 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,797 Jessica. 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:15,277 Jessica. Come on. We gotta go. 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,078 - Move it or lose it, sister. - I don't feel good. 4 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,758 Mmm. You don't feel warm. My stomach hurts. 5 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:35,164 - Well, honey, if you don't have a fever-- - I don't wanna go to school. I can do my work at home. 6 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,298 Jessica, what's wrong? 7 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,399 Everybody hates me. 8 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,069 Oh, they don't hate you. 9 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:50,344 They don't even know you
1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,735 And the only thing wrong-- 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,101 The only thing wrong with the American dream... 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,766 is people-- too many people-- 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:13,040 too many of us telling young people that the dream is dead. 5 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,946 They told me that when I was growing up in the slums of Trenton. 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,246 And they were wrong. 7 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:23,312 They told me that when I decided to run for senator, with only $58 in my savings account. 8 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,950 And they were wrong. 9
1 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,169 Did I say anything stupid? 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,076 I had two drinks. 3 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,104 Three. 4 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:17,206 Okay. Yeah. There was that last one also. Mm-hmm. 5 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:21,743 It's okay. Someday you'll be pregnant, and you can return the favor. 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,259 I feel like such a idiot sometimes. Oh. 7 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:31,593 You know, when the baby comes, I am gonna be-- 8 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,963 You know what? You're gonna be so great. 9
1 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:37,995 Visualizing? 2 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:41,438 All right. You're up, tiger. 3 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:44,602 You feel all right? You look a little pale. 4 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:47,578 I'm fine. Does your neck still hurt? 5 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:51,378 It'll be fine. Maybe you should do the two-and-a-half instead. 6 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:54,284 I'm gonna do the three. Well, it's better to nail the two-and-a-half than-- 7 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,790 I'm gonna nail the three. 8 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,791 All right. 9
1 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,594 Dr. Lee, call 4142. 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,266 Dr. Lee, 4142. 3 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,284 Will it, uh, be much longer? 4 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,286 We'll call you when we're ready. 5 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,288 I've been waiting almost an hour. 6 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,790 We'll call you when we're ready. 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,793 I'm sorry. 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,974 Saw him make quite a throw yesterday. 9 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,738 There's a liner to left field coming to third base's right. 10 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:48,247
1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,867 He is not sick. 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,666 Dr. Riley is throwing up. He obviously can't lecture. 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,731 You witnessed the spew? Or you just have his word for it? 4 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:12,437 I think I'm coming down with a little bit of the clap. I may have to go home for a few days. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,605 Dr. Riley doesn't have a history of lying to me. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,616 You said this is the fifth time he's missed a class this year. 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,120 - Either he's dying or he's lying. - I'll give you two hours off clinic duty. 8 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,020 Fine. I'll have Cameron do it. She loves inspiring the inspired.
1 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,940 - I gotta go. - No, no. He'll be here. 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,745 - I'm sure he's just running a little late. - He's canceled two exams. He's not gonna-- 3 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:19,944 He's scared of you. Sure. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,215 The ex-boy toy. Yeah, that makes sense. 5 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:24,518 - He wasn't scared before. - Right. 6 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,889 You think being afraid of me is a symptom of a serious ailment? 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,554 Sudden mood swings, infantile regression, abdominal pain. 8 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:32,530 He's passed out twice. Yeah, I think it might be a medical problem.
