Hot in Cleveland - Second Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:09,433 --> 00:00:12,433 [bluesy harmonica music] 2 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:20,267 * NOBODY KNOWS 3 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:23,770 * THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:27,130 * NOBODY KNOWS 5 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:31,497 * MY SORROW 6 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:35,603 * NOBODY KNOWS 7 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:39,603 * WHAT THE NEXT LINE IS 8 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:41,033 OH. 9 00:00:41,067 --> 00:00:42,197 - HEY, FRESH MEAT. 10 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:44,233 PIPE DOWN.
1 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,110 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,284 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:15,523 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. BYE. 4 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:16,919 I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,020 I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. 6 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:20,893 YOU ARE SUCH AN OLD WOMAN. 7 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,791 FINE. I LOVE YOU, TOO. 8 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,034 - YOUR MOTHER? 9
1 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,677 - HOT IN CLEVELAND 2 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,481 IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,945 - WELL, THIS IS GREAT. 4 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,316 WHO NEEDS A FANCY SALON? 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,564 - I DO. 6 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,559 AND AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE, 7 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,660 I'M GOING OUT FOR A MANI-PEDI. 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,492 - YOU JUST FINISHED DOING YOUR NAILS. 9 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,357 - YES, SO THAT THEY'D BE PRESENTABLE
1 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,440 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,408 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,276 - WHERE DO I BEGIN? 4 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,175 MY BUSINESS IS IN SHAMBLES. 5 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,317 I'M ABOUT TO BE DEPORTED. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,792 MY FAKE FIANCE DUMPED ME, 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,360 SO I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A PHONY RELATIONSHIP GOING. 8 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:26,690 OH, AND YESTERDAY, I LOST A TOOTH. 9 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,557 NO WARNING. JUST SNEEZED.
1 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,437 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,748 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,780 - HEY, NOBODY TOUCHES THE RESERVATION LIST 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,016 BUT THE MAITRE D'. 5 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,391 - BUT THIS IS MY FIRST TRIP TO L.A., 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,060 AND THIS IS ROBERT REDFORD'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 7 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,460 - AND YOU WANT HIM TO SIGN YOUR AUTOGRAPH BOOK? 8 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:28,432 - THAT WOULD BE MY SECOND CHOICE. 9
1 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,877 - PREVIOUSLY ON HOT IN CLEVELAND... 2 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,711 - BUT THIS IS MY FIRST TRIP TO L.A., 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,416 AND THIS IS ROBERT REDFORD'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 4 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,819 - PLEASE! 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,250 YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE AN EVIL TWIN? 6 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,617 - A DIM FIGURE HOVERS ABOVE YOU. 7 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,425 YOU WAKE UP HORRIFIED AND REALIZE-- 8 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,388 [screams] 9 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,697
1 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,483 - HOT IN CLEVELAND 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,651 IS RECORDED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,880 - OKAY, SIT. 4 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:17,845 YOU'LL ONLY GET THE TREAT IF YOU SIT. 5 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,315 SO SIT. 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,794 NOW I HAVE TO SIT. 7 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,332 - OH, WHO'S THIS GUY? 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,300 WHERE DID HE COME FROM? 9 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,959 - HE'S THE OLDEST DOG AT THE SHELTER 10
1 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,440 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,278 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:16,583 [cheering] 4 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,987 - HEY, LADIES. WHO HAD THE BEER, 5 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,089 AND WHO HAD THE SHOT OF JAGERMEISTER? 6 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:22,961 - ME AND ME. 7 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,130 - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,558 - WELL, THAT SPORTS GAME HAS BEEN ON 9 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,693 AN AWFULLY LONG TIME.
1 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,610 - HOT IN CLEVELAND WAS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,384 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:16,123 - OH, HI, OHIO. I'M VICTORIA CHASE. 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:20,190 AND THIS EXCEEDINGLY HANDSOME BLUE-EYED GENTLEMAN IS DAVE... 5 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,721 - SELLECK. - SELLECK. 6 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,985 YES, HEAD OF THE COMMUNITY GARDENS PROJECT. 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,325 - WE'RE TAKING ABANDONED DOWNTOWN REAL ESTATE 8 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,231 AND USING IT TO TEACH INNER-CITY KIDS
1 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,910 - PREVIOUSLY ON HOT IN CLEVELAND... 2 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,214 - WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS STUFF? 3 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:15,246 - YOU HAD TO DATE A COP, DIDN'T YOU? 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,288 I'M IN FRICKIN' JAIL! 5 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,661 - ELKA, I'M GONNA BE BLUNT. 6 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,559 THE STATE HAS A VERY SOLID CASE AGAINST YOU. 7 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,761 - SO YOU WANT ME TO PRETEND TO BE SENILE? 8 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,033 - THIS IS A HEARING TO DETERMINE IF THE DEFENDANT
1 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,740 - OKAY, I HAVE ELKA'S COMPUTER. 2 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,008 SHOULD GIVE US A CLUE TO WHERE SHE IS. 3 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,146 - GIVE IT TO ME. 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,921 - WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK FIRST? 5 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,478 - SHE IF SHE'S LOOKED UP ANY MAPS 6 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,047 OR MADE HOTEL RESERVATIONS 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,746 OR MAYBE PRINTED OUT ANY AIRLINE TICKETS. 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:22,587 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, NO. WHAT IS IT? 9 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:23,923 - LISTEN TO THIS.
1 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,580 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,751 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,080 - OH, GOOD, JOY, YOU'RE HERE. 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,346 WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME FOR A SECOND? 5 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,545 - SURE. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 6 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,457 - JUST RAISE YOUR HAND. 7 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,489 LIKE YOU'RE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. 8 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,463 PERFECT. 9 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:28,804
1 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,713 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,484 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,853 HAPPY SHARED FAKE BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE. 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,222 both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 5 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,220 - SO WHAT ARE WE GETTING EACH OTHER 6 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,691 FOR OUR FAKE BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR? 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,519 - WE'RE GETTING EACH OTHER DATES, 8 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,794 JUST LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR. 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,662 - BUT LAST YEAR WAS A DISASTER.
1 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,377 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,081 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,083 - WHAT CAN I GET YOU, LADIES? 4 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,475 - HMM, I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD FOR TOMATO SOUP. 5 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,987 UM, CAN I GET THAT COLD WITH A LITTLE STALK OF CELERY, 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,319 SOME WORCESTERSHIRE, HORSERADISH, AND JUST A HINT 7 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,125 OF TWO SHOTS OF VODKA? 8 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:27,658 - MM, THAT DOES SOUND GOOD. I'LL HAVE THAT SOUP, TOO. 9 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,655
1 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,637 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,478 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,323 - SO, MS. SCROGGS, I AM HAPPY TO SAY 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,948 THAT COMPREHENSIVE BABY SOLUTIONS 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,953 FINDS YOU QUALIFIED FOR OUR ASSISTANCE. 6 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:21,385 - OH, GOOD. BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HAVE A BABY. 7 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,892 BUT WITH EVERY YEAR THAT PASSES, 8 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,863 THE OPTIONS BECOME SLIMMER AND SLIMMER.
1 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,210 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,384 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,253 - NO! 4 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:15,722 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 5 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,149 - W-W-WHAT HAPPENED? 6 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,385 - I GAINED A POUND. 7 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,049 - [gasps] - OH, MY GOD. 8 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,418 - SO YOU GAINED A POUND? 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:25,256 THERE'S MORE COMING. 10 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:27,603
1 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,537 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,408 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,316 HEY, SOMEONE POSTED ABOUT ME 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,848 ON ISPIEDYOUCLEVELAND.COM. 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,553 - OH, YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER? 6 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:18,845 - YEAH, LISTEN TO THIS. 7 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,156 "I SPIED YOU IN LAKEWOOD PARK YESTERDAY, 8 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,559 "GORGEOUS BRUNETTE WITH AMAZING SMILE. 9 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,431 "WITH A DELICATE,
1 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,383 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:12,411 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:15,046 - AND YOU KNOW, COLIN, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT 4 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,653 HOW MANY OHIOANS ARE MAKING CHEESE IN THEIR OWN BACKYARDS. 5 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:21,316 AND WHO KNEW CHEESE CAME FROM AN ANIMAL? 6 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,355 - ER, EVERYBODY. 7 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,032 AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WINE WITH WITH YOUR CHEESE, 8 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,661 AND I KNOW YOU DO, VICTORIA, 9
1 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:12,880 [cheers and applause] 2 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,145 - ACTION. 3 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,294 - I-- - LET'S-- 4 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,218 OH, I'M SORRY, DARLING. - HONESTLY! 5 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,563 [laughter] 6 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,219 NO, WE'RE JUST GOING FROM MY LINE. 7 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,687 - OKAY. 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,755 SO LET'S START WITH HER LINE? - YES. 9 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,704 BITCH.
1 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,475 - WOMEN, AS ANY SANDRA BULLOCK MOVIE WILL ATTEST, 2 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,645 ARE HOPELESS ROMANTICS. 3 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,524 SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF THE TOUGHEST TYPE-A FEMALE, 4 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,523 AND YOU'LL FIND A LITTLE GIRL 5 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,824 STILL WAITING FOR PRINCE CHARMING 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,525 TO APPEAR WITH A GLASS PRADA PUMP. 7 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:28,058 OR AT LEAST A GLASS FILLED WITH VODKA AND VERMOUTH. 8 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,665 OH, I LOVE ROMANCE. 9 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,571 - LOOK AT HER SMILE.
1 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,510 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,814 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,646 - YOUR WEDDING DAY 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,322 IS AN OCCASION OF GREAT JOY. 5 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,321 NOTHING GIVES MORE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,324 THAN A YOUNG BRIDE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE 7 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,887 WITH THE BLUSH OF INNOCENCE ON HER CHEEK, 8 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,226 JOINING HANDS WITH THE GROOM, 9
1 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,240 - HOT IN CLEVELAND IS RECORDED 2 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,448 IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,448 - [screams] - [screams] 4 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,487 [both scream] 5 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,491 - YOUR HAIR! 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,592 - YOUR HAIR! 7 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,994 WHAT IS ALL THIS? WHAT HAPPENED? 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,655 - WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 9 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,995 WHERE IS MELANIE? 10
