Horrible Bosses English Subtitles

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I get to work before the sun comes up
and I leave long after it's gone down.

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I haven't had sex in six months
with someone other than myself.

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And the only thing in my refrigerator
is an old lime.

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Could be a kiwi. No way to tell.

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-Morning, Thomas.
-Good morning, Nick. You better hurry.

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But here's the thing:

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This is just temporary.

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Quick story:

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My grandmother came to this country
with $20 in her pocket.