Hit-Monkey - First Season English Subtitles

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- Go! Go! Go!
- Go, go, go, go, go!

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- What was that?
- Down! Get down!

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Move! Move! He's coming!

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What the hell was that?

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Get me out of here!

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

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Protect me, you idiot.

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In the fire escape. Do you see it?

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Get down...

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Where are the rest?

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There was no one else, sir.
He was the only one who survived.

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There were two dozen
elite soldiers on that mountain!

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This wounded lump of shit
is all that's left?

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Mon-key!

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What the hell does that mean?

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I don't know.
He's been saying it since we found him.

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- We think that's who attacked him.
- A monkey.

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Monkeys don't shoot guns!

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I mean, sure,
watching a head explode is cool.

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But the real pros aim for the spine.

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That's what holds
everything together, you know.

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You shoot out that cord,

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it's like cutting
the strings to a marionette.

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The body just goes whoomp, limp.

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Okay, come on.
What are we doing here?

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Let's get your furry little head
out of the clouds

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and let's go figure out

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Huh.

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Well, this is the address.

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I mean, I was expecting
a strip mall situation,

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maybe a home office.

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That's usually where you find
a guy called "The Accountant."

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But no! Guess we're breaking
into a prison today!

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And we're not even gonna get
to do all the fun stuff

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that usually winds up leading to prison.

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What do we even call this?

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This cannot stand!

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This monkey is a menace.

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He put my poor nephew
in the hospital twice!

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Look at him,

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he used to be a real ladies' man

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and now he's useless.

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Hey.

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Shut up, Manzo!

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We need to band together,

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protect ourselves

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Oh my god.

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The war between the Yokahama
and Ozu campaigns continues,

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with the Yokahama camp
now openly accusing Counselor Ozu

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of being connected
to the assassination of Ken Takahara.

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Hey.

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I was watching that.

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You know, I can't remember
the last day I had off.

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Jesus.

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How'd we go from killing people
to being in a yogurt commercial?

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Good morning!

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Who wants breakfast?

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Hi. Hi!

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Oh, who's hungry?

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Hi, hi.

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Morning, troops!
Breakfast ti...

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Look,
the list is absurd, okay.

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It started with a, um,
a psychotic Fish Lady

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and just got crazier
from there, right? Okay?

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Yeah, yeah,
keep giving me that smug look.

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I'm the one
who abandons people! Me!

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Me, me, me, me!
That's my thing!

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You can't just steal it!

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Oh, thank god.

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Oh, thank you, god!

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Oh my god.

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You know, I-I take back
every janitor joke I ever made, okay.

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No, hey, hey!

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Honor! Tradition! Values!

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Don't forget to vote tomorrow,
my friends!

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The future of Japan depends on it!

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Stop that monkey!

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The monkey's headed
towards Yoyogi Park.

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Send backup.

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You're a Halloween costume now?

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Hey, no bullshit.

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Old Bryce

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Okay,

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all we gotta to do is get through
the entire Tokyo Police Department,

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the Japanese Secret Service,
and a bunch of Special Forces dudes.

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Oh, right, right, right.
Without killing any of them. Yeah.

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Then we gotta fight our way through
a couple insane Japanese superheroes.

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No, I know, who aren't
our enemies. Yep.

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Then we gotta get
to the top of the tallest,

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most heavily defended building in Tokyo,

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