Heathers - First Season English Subtitles

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"Dear Diary,

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Yesterday's lunchtime poll asked,

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'Who are you'?

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And the weird thing is,
everyone at Westerburg had an answer.

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The jock table all said they were brave.

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The gay nerd table
all said they were true,

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and the slut table
all said they were open.

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When it finally came my turn,
Heather C. turned to me and said...

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And right in front of her son.

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I heard that there was blood
all over her new drapes.

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What a shame.

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Those drapes must have
cost her a fortune.

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Pâté?

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How do you get blood out of drapes?

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I think it's hairspray.
No, wait, I think that's ink.

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Don't knock me out again, Veronica.

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Welcome to Deep Regrets.

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See anything you like?

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Heather?

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Can I interest you in one of
our signature ruby red bracelets

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or... two?

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As we say here at Deep Regrets,

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life is fleeting.

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Rubies are forever.

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I don't think those

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Hey.

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Hi.

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I got you something.

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For your birthday.

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You remembered.

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Eighteen's a big deal.

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Open it.

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It was my mom's.

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You and me against the world.

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Hey, kid.

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-They're ready for you.
-Shit.

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You might want to go clean up first.

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Time's up, JD. Let's go!

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Right this way, JD. Have a seat.

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So, Betty, why don't you tell us
exactly what happened?

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Gladly.

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I went with JD to Butcher's Bridge
at approximately 9:08 p.m.

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This is one of my favorite spaces
in the White House.

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We call it the Colonnade.

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I've filled it with beautiful art
that holds special meaning

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to my husband and me.

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This is where I first met the President.

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And this is a bust of
Ms. Heather Chandler of Sherwood, Ohio.

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It reminds me of the first time
I watched my husband attempt a murder.

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And this is Butcher's Bridge.

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Dear Diary,

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I was never that girl
who was into fairytales.

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I always thought Snow White was boring.

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Rapunzel was kind of a slut.

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And Cinderella was certifiably insane.

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I know I've technically
been complicit in a few murders, but...

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at least I don't talk to rats.

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But now I know the real reason
I never liked fairytales

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Could you imagine?
Dying like that?

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Choking on fumes in your car?

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-What a waste.
-And with gas as expensive as it is.

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You know, that's true.
It was three dollars the other day.

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My name is Ms. Margie King
from the State Board of Education.

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Heather McNamara, dead.

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Ram Sweeney, dead.

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Mr. Waters, dead.

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JD?

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What are you doing here?

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-Won't prom be just?
-Oh, how should we act?

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God, I bet you're gonna be voted
as prom queen, Heather.

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-I'd rather slit my wrists.
-Oh, my God, prom queen?

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How embarrassing. Obviously,
you'd decline, right, Heather?

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God, Heather.
Did you freebase a stroke this morning?

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Of course, I'd decline.

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Mom?

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All grown up and going to prom.

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But your...

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Little incident?

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You know I did that for you, right?

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You know that, right?

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I gave you a gift that day.

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Today's the day that you unwrap it.

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Dear Diary,