Headfirst English Subtitles

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Are you okay? Ouch...

2
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Fuck! I just wrecked my car!

3
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I swallowed my tooth. Chewing
gum takes seven years to digest, -

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so a tooth will take
at least as long.

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Why were you smiling to yourself?
It's distracting.

6
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Can I call your mom or dad?

7
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Don't smile. Life will hit you
in the face if you're happy.

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Fu...

9
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The bell rang. Get inside.