Harley Quinn - Second Season English Subtitles
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The series focuses on a single Harley Quinn, who sets off to make it on her own in Gotham City.
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1 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,628 My fellow Americans, it's been decades 2 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:31,364 since Gotham City once exemplified American prosperity. 3 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:34,468 But one week ago, it hit the point of no return 4 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,402 when the Joker seized control 5 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,304 and instituted martial law. 6 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,673 Last night, 7 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,475 his base of operations, the Joker Tower, 8 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,100 came crashing to the ground, 9 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:46,646 triggering an 8.6 earthquake
1 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,788 C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. 2 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,088 Oh, my God, you piece of shit! 3 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,189 Ugh, damn it! 4 00:00:28,189 --> 00:00:31,064 How is a girl suppose to plan her takeover of Gotham 5 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,265 if she can't see her kill board? 6 00:00:33,332 --> 00:00:36,235 It's only six people, Harls. And two of them were dead when you made this list. 7 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:37,804 Well, I wanted to give us a head start. 8 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,707 Like when you put your own money in the tip jar
1 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,327 Three, two, one... 2 00:00:27,393 --> 00:00:29,228 Yay! 3 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:31,097 Ah, that was successful. 4 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,801 Come on, We can't get into Mr. Freeze's territory 5 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:36,136 so why not we just let him keep it, all right? 6 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,206 Because he froze my living body 7 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,274 then put me on display for my enemies to mock! 8 00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:44,109 And now you're freezing us! 9 00:00:44,109 --> 00:00:46,246 The cycle of violence is real.
1 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:39,660 Ta-da! Oh. 2 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,790 What is that? 3 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:42,730 It's a vagina. 4 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:46,830 Oh! A human vagina. Oh, I see it now! 5 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:49,770 Everyone always draws dicks. That's sexist. 6 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,700 I'm tryna to flip the script, bitches. 7 00:00:51,770 --> 00:00:54,400 So beautiful. It reminds me of my mother. 8 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,170 Listen, Georgia O'Keeffe, 9 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:58,780 if you hadn't made it
1 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,161 For the last time, dude, get the fuck out of here 2 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:30,564 with the "Gandalf could just fly over Middle-earth 3 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:35,201 and drop the ring into the fires of Mount Doom from atop an eagle" bullshit! 4 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:38,505 I've clearly laid it out on a LOTR subreddit. 5 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,207 What do you want to watch? 6 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:42,776 We could watch Harley Quinn. 7 00:00:44,176 --> 00:00:45,612 No! Have you seen the show? 8 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,381 Oh, God, no! 9 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,616
1 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,291 Okay. Marry, fuck, kill. 2 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,326 Kite Man, Mr. Freeze, Joker. 3 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:28,829 Yeah, I mean, the first one is my fiancee, so, duh. 4 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,731 And then, the other two are dead, 5 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,500 and one of them is your dead ex-boyfriend. So, gross and duh. 6 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:36,804 All right, last one. Two-Face, Killer Croc, Joker. 7 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,139 Again, he's dead, so let's just-- 8 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,606 No. No, it's Joker.
1 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,390 This is bullshit! 2 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,425 This is a kangaroo court. No way. 3 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:28,361 We got a real judge and everything. 4 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,129 Hey, Judge, get in here. 5 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,066 All rise for me. 6 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,469 Bane's the judge? I promise you'll get a fair shake. 7 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,737 I am unbiased. 8 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,807 Well, he's actually telling the truth, 9 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:42,442 which is really annoying,
1 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,260 Mr. President, Jim Gordon, 2 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:43,730 aka Gotham PD Commissioner, aka the Commish, 3 00:00:43,730 --> 00:00:45,390 but you can call me Gordo. 4 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,260 Sir, Gotham City is finally ready to-- 5 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,560 Please hold for the President. Ah! 6 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,730 Sorry, I thought you were the President. 7 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:52,270 No, I'm his secretary. Well, yes. 8 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:54,320 Now that you say it, 9 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,270
1 00:00:27,493 --> 00:00:29,797 Thank you for flying Apollonian Airlines. 2 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,533 We are beginning our final descent into Themyscira. 3 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:35,234 Please make sure your baggage is properly stowed. 4 00:00:35,234 --> 00:00:37,204 A friendly reminder that any man who dares 5 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,206 enter the island will be killed on arrival. 6 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,441 Ah! Enjoy your visit. 7 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:43,243 Here's your crown, here's your sash. 8 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,445 Here's a reusable penis straw made of recycled metals,
1 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:26,359 How can he call himself Batman if he's not part bat? 2 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,829 He's just a dude who dresses up like a bat. 3 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,765 That's animal appropriation. 4 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,603 Hey, everybody! How was Kite Man's bachelor party? 5 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:40,073 I got married and saved the Oceanic Trade Federation. 6 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,475 Other than that, pretty chill. 7 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,844 How was Ivy's bachelorette bash? 8 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:47,179 It was great. It was so great. Emotionally low stakes, you know.
1 00:00:23,059 --> 00:00:24,593 Lotta shit happened this season, people. 2 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:25,800 Lotta shit. 3 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,251 So much shit, I'm compelled to recap that shit for you. 4 00:00:28,251 --> 00:00:30,291 Also, I tested very well as a character, 5 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,861 so the producer would like to shoehorn me 6 00:00:31,861 --> 00:00:33,234 into the show whenever possible. 7 00:00:33,965 --> 00:00:35,232 Okay. Oh, man. 8 00:00:35,232 --> 00:00:36,933 This season's been compellin' as fuck. 9 00:00:36,935 --> 00:00:38,201
1 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,693 I am going to kill you. 2 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,294 What? I haven't even said the stuff yet 3 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,327 that might piss you off. 4 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,168 Ivy! 5 00:00:36,235 --> 00:00:39,206 Violence was the hallmark of our relationship, too. 6 00:00:39,271 --> 00:00:42,509 Beth, you craving Thai or Italian? 7 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,712 Hey! I don't know what I did! I'm sure it's somethin'. 8 00:00:44,777 --> 00:00:46,380 Let's just hash this out like adults. 9 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,185
1 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,725 Tawny Young reporting live from Gotham City Hall 2 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:27,059 as the mayor, in a rare public appearance, 3 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,728 has come out to honor the heroes 4 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,864 who fought so bravely in the Battle of Gotham. 5 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,301 I present you each with a key to the city. 6 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:37,804 There you go, Superman and, of course, Wonder Woman 7 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,439 and Batman. 8 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:40,473 Check out that grip. 9 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:42,075
