Gravity Falls - Second Season English Subtitles

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Thirty long years
and it's all led up to this.

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My greatest achievement!

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Probably should have worn pants.

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Agh!

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Feisty, I like it.

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If I finally pull this off,

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it will all have been worth it.

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I just need to keep
playing it cool.

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If anyone ever finds out
about this...

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What do we do, Chadley?

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I thought they were dead.

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Far worse, Trixandra.

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They're nearly almost
dead but not quite!

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Man, these movies
are a lot less scary

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when you've actually
fought real zombies.

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They're slow.

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Just power-walk away from them.

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How much you want
to bet that guy dies first?

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Who wants Stan-cakes?

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They're like pancakes,

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but they probably have
some of my hair in 'em.

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Pass.

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It's here!

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Aahh!

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Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here!

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I've been waiting all morning

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and it's finally here!

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All right, Mabel,
today is the big day.

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Big day!

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Soos finally
fixed up the laptop.

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If this thing works,

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we could learn the identity
of the author

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and unravel the greatest
mysteries of Gravity Falls.

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You ready?

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Oh, I'm ready, baby.

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Ma-ma.

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La La La La La La La-- Ahh!

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Braces, braces
caught in the screen door!

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Someone dictate my will!

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I'm giving it all to Waddles!

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Say "ah," girl-dude.

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Ahh-uh!

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Soos!
You saved me!

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Just doing my job, hambone!

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I'll see you dudes tomorrow!

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Well, hello there, traveler.

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I see your car broke down
on this lonesome country road,

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a place so remote that no one
can hear your screams!

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Pretend I didn't say that.

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Come in, come in, but be warned,

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if you enter you may be
subjected to my tales.

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Tales designed
to sell my merchandise!

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Sorry, I was thinking

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of something funny
I heard earlier.

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♪ Ta dum,
locking up ♪

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Shoo, possum, shoo.

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Git, McGucket, git!

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♪ Ta dum, ta dum ♪
Good night, diner.

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Good night, trees.

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Good night, tiny men
stealing my pie.

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Wait. What?!

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Lift with your knees.
No, your knees.

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If I go one more
hour without eating,

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Halt!

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I've got to hand it
to this perp.

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No one's broken out
of the Infinetentiary before.

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He's either the bravest time-convict
I've ever seen or the dumbest.

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Ow! Ohh!

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My time-knee!

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Oh, time-dang it!

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Definitely the dumbest.
Freeze!

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You're surrounded by the Time Paradox
Avoidance Enforcement Squadron.

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Whoa!

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That cloud looks
like a chipmunk.

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Barfing an airplane.

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It does.

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Uh, that cloud
looks like... uh, a cloud.

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Boo!

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Thompson, stop being
the worst at everything.

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Sorry, guys.

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Look at the clouds.

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Preston, I must say,

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the guest list for
this year's party

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has so much diversity.

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Yes, a nice mix of
millionaires and billionaires.

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Put the oyster fork at an angle.

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We're not animals, man.

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Now where the devil is...

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Pacifica!

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What did I tell you
about that dress?

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1
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Come on. Come on. Should be
just enough to finish the job.

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Phew! Can't be too careful
with this stuff.

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"Warning."

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Blah blah blah...

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"Extreme usage could result
in minor gravity anomalies."”

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Can it, Poindexter.
I've come this far.

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I'm not giving up now.

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Yes, this is it!

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It's gonna be a bumpy ride,
but it'll all be worth it.

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- Wait up.
- Yeah, you should keep up.

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I can keep up.

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Whoa!

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Neato!

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Mysterious, boarded-up cave.

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It might be filled with
lost prehistoric life forms.

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Or Mesoamerican gold.

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Uh, ladies first.

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Ha ha! Good thing you've
got your smarts, Poindexter.

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1
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I just ate a bag
of cheese boodles

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without using my hands.

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Lazy Tuesday, you are
delivering in a big way.

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Yeah, it's nice
to finally have a day

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where nothing interesting
happens whatsoever.

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Everyone get down!

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Don't let it taste human flesh.

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- What is it?
- Can we keep it?

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Kill it, kill it!

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All right, Stan.

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Another day,
another random body pain.

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Here we go.

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Uhh!

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Dear Stan,

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I needed something
to carry milk in,

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so I used your slippers.
Love, Mabel.

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Uhh!

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Ahh.

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Princess Love-A-Corn says...

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Buy my 42 accessories.

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I know that laugh.

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Show yourself.

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Well, well, well,

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well, well, well, well,
well, well, well, well.

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Aren't you a sight for sore eye.

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Stanford Filbrick Pines,
my old pal.

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Bill Cipher.

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Nice. And don't
forget bug spray.

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It's perfect for spraying
in the face of hitchhikers.

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Whoa! An RV, camping gear.

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Are you running
from the law again?

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Dude, it's the ultimate
Oregon road trip adventure.

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More like revenge trip.

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Every year, my tourist trap competitors
prank the Mystery Shack.

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Last year, those hooligans
duct taped Soos to the ceiling.

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Ahh!

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Morning, Dipper.

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Guess who.

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Oh, what joy.

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If it isn't
Mr. Upsidedownington.

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How long has it been?
Third grade maybe?

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That's right, and I'm here
to deliver you

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an Upsidedownington-tastic
message!

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Is it the message that
we're getting too old

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Oh, it's happening!

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It's finally, finally happening.

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Physical form?
Don't mind if I do!

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Oh! What just happened?

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Oh! Oh, man.
This is bad.

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This is real bad.

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Guys, we've got a situation.

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All right, listen up,
you one-life-spanned,

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three-dimensional,

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End times are here, folks.

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Only way to salvation
is to embrace

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the triangular ways
of our overlord.

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Any object with more than
three sides is sinful.

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That's it. That's probably
what Bill wants.

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I reckon I've been living a lie.

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Ladies, gentlemen,

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that creature with, like,
87 different faces.

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Eighty-eight different faces.

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Wait.

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Grunkle Stan!

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Kids!
I can't believe it!

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I thought I lost you two.

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- Ahh!
- Mr. Pines, it's really you!

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I've been hugging strangers
to practice for this moment.

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We missed you, you old codger.

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I've missed you knuckleheads too.

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It's good to have you back.

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