Grace And Frankie - Second Season English Subtitles

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<i>Dr. Bender, paging Dr. Bender, please.</i>
<i>Dr. Bender, paging Dr. Bender, please.</i>

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He's okay, Grace.
Everything went really well.

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- [Sigh of relief]
- They just moved him out of recovery

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- and he's in his room.
- Oh, thank God. [gasps]

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- I've been praying for him.
- Me too.

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[Groans] What's happening?

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Is there news?

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Your dad made it through surgery
with flying colors.

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Frankie, how did the medicine cabinet
get into the couch?

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- Oh, don't ask.
- It's a simple question.

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Ah. I know, but the answer is complicated.
My majorette boots.

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Frankie, I'm not cleaning up after you.

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Or doing your dishes, that, by the way,
have been in the sink for two day...

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- Did you say majorette boots?
- Yes.

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There have been many Frankies,
as it turns out, in this lifetime alone.

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With many vaginas. There are four more
here than I ever needed to see.

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[Door opens]

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[Door closes]

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Ah, well, you are really a peach,
you know that?

4
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I mean, taking me
to Whole Foods and the art store.

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Don't forget the transcendental
foot place. That was a necessary stop.

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Wait till you try out
the neuropathy socks I got you.

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Danger ahead: Uncontrollable urge
to cha-cha-cha,

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pain-free, all night.
[Sighs]

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[Frankie chanting on PA]

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I sound pretty good.

3
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You're the Jennifer Holliday
of Tuvan throat singing.

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And thanks to your voice,
the crops are bigger and better than ever.

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I mean, have you ever seen
anything so bulbous?

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Well, that's a trick question,
to which I will answer, "perhaps."

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You know what? I'm making you dinner.

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- You are?
- Yep.

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Tomorrow night.

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[Sighs] How do you break something
you don't even use?

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[Sighs]

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[Phone ringing]

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<i>Hi, you've reached Frankie.</i>
<i>You know what to do.</i>

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Hey, Frankie...

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<i>But, in case you don't:</i>
<i>In a moment or so,</i>

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<i>you're going to hear a beeping noise.</i>

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- Okay...
- <i>That's your cue to record a message,</i>

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<i>which I will later play,</i>
<i>and return at my leisure.</i>

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We'll play in here, Frankie, okay?

2
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[Frankie]
I'll be there in a second, Grace.

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Bud, I can't really talk right now.

4
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Uh, I understand you want to vent
about your father, but I'm not your man.

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Call Aunt Irma.

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[Grunts, chuckles]

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Grace! Grace, I got a package.

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It might be a gift.
It's really heavy.

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It could be cheese. It could be cheese!

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[Phil] Grace.

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I think I'm falling in love with you.

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Oh.

4
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That's all I've ever wanted to hear.

5
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Have you seen my Neti Pot?

6
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What?

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[Frankie's voice]
Have you seen my Neti Pot?

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Grace. Grace? Hello.

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Have you seen my Neti Pot?

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I don't know what that is.

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[Cell phone ringing]

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Damn it. Damn it. Oh.

3
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How'd it go?

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It's Grace.

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I know, that's why I said, "How'd it go?"

6
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Well, you really should say "Hello" first.

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- Okay, call me back.
- No, Frankie!

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How did it go with Phil?

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L... It... went... [chuckles]
Better than I thought.

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["Stuck In The Middle" by Grace Potter]

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["Misty Blue" by Dorothy Moore]

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["Misty Blue" by Dorothy Moore]

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[Chanting in foreign language]

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If you're a ghost, I'm a friend.

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- What if I'm Babe?
- Oh, Babe!

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- Ah!
- Oh, my God.

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- I didn't know you were back.
- I'm back.

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And look! I've got a new wagon.

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["Stuck In The Middle" by Grace Potter]

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After everybody leaves is when I leave.

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And by the way,

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I don't want any of the guests to know

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that this party
will be my last night on earth.

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I can't abide the idea of my nearest
and dearest relating to me differently.

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FYI, I plan to be dead by sunrise

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- so go ahead and make brunch plans.
- [Scoffs]

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That's really not funny.

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